New Message Received from Taliban... ( Archived) (42)

Jan 10, 2009 4:00 AM CST New Message Received from Taliban...
The_Kansan
The_KansanThe_KansanKnoxville, Tennessee USA303 Threads 1 Polls 3,395 Posts
This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America's supply of convenience store managers.

And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell and AOL customer service reps, and then Motel 6 managers.

It's getting ugly.sigh
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Jan 10, 2009 4:07 AM CST New Message Received from Taliban...
The_Kansan: This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America's supply of convenience store managers.

And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell and AOL customer service reps, and then Motel 6 managers.

It's getting ugly.
You're right,extremely serious!laugh wave
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Jan 10, 2009 11:34 AM CST New Message Received from Taliban...
arranroot
arranrootarranrootAthlone, Westmeath Ireland2 Threads 157 Posts
Conrad73: You're right,extremely serious!


Perhaps if America stopped starting wars between other countries this would not happen? Just a thought.
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Jan 10, 2009 11:48 AM CST New Message Received from Taliban...
The_Kansan
The_KansanThe_KansanKnoxville, Tennessee USA303 Threads 1 Polls 3,395 Posts
arranroot: Perhaps if America stopped starting wars between other countries this would not happen? Just a thought.


Perhaps if frogs had wings they wouldn't skin their arses when they jump?

doh

It's a joke! Sheesh! doh
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Jan 10, 2009 11:53 AM CST New Message Received from Taliban...
Sparky55
Sparky55Sparky55Somewhere, Afghanistan48 Threads 1 Polls 2,678 Posts
The_Kansan: This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America's supply of convenience store managers.

And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell and AOL customer service reps, and then Motel 6 managers.

It's getting ugly.


Nice joke Kansan. How are things in Tenn?
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Jan 10, 2009 11:56 AM CST New Message Received from Taliban...
arranroot: Perhaps if America stopped starting wars between other countries this would not happen? Just a thought.
You ought to delve into your own History some,about '30's to '50's!
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Jan 10, 2009 12:03 PM CST New Message Received from Taliban...
The_Kansan
The_KansanThe_KansanKnoxville, Tennessee USA303 Threads 1 Polls 3,395 Posts
Sparky55: Nice joke Kansan. How are things in Tenn?


Rainy, Sparky. How's Alabama?wave
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Jan 10, 2009 1:47 PM CST New Message Received from Taliban...
Sparky55
Sparky55Sparky55Somewhere, Afghanistan48 Threads 1 Polls 2,678 Posts
The_Kansan: Rainy, Sparky. How's Alabama?


About the same. Hey, I'm heading up to Knowville on the 23rd. Going to check on a friend of mine who had a major stroke. Only 41 years old... But at least she's recovering. Anyway, I'm going to be there for the weekend, you guys live nar there?
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Jan 10, 2009 1:51 PM CST New Message Received from Taliban...
Tater
TaterTaterspringfield, Illinois USA45 Threads 3 Polls 3,326 Posts
laugh laugh
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Jan 10, 2009 1:55 PM CST New Message Received from Taliban...
arranroot
arranrootarranrootAthlone, Westmeath Ireland2 Threads 157 Posts
The_Kansan: Perhaps if frogs had wings they wouldn't skin their arses when they jump?



It's a joke! Sheesh!


rolling on the floor laughing I didnt know they skinned their asses when they jumped. rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 10, 2009 1:56 PM CST New Message Received from Taliban...
arranroot
arranrootarranrootAthlone, Westmeath Ireland2 Threads 157 Posts
Conrad73: You ought to delve into your own History some,about '30's to '50's!


Ya I know Ireland is reputed for starting wars.
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Jan 10, 2009 2:30 PM CST New Message Received from Taliban...
The_Kansan
The_KansanThe_KansanKnoxville, Tennessee USA303 Threads 1 Polls 3,395 Posts
Sparky55: About the same. Hey, I'm heading up to Knowville on the 23rd. Going to check on a friend of mine who had a major stroke. Only 41 years old... But at least she's recovering. Anyway, I'm going to be there for the weekend, you guys live nar there?


You've got mail.
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Jan 10, 2009 2:35 PM CST New Message Received from Taliban...
sassy49senior
sassy49seniorsassy49seniorItty Bitty, Nebraska USA274 Threads 4,632 Posts

I knew there was a reason I have not been able to reach
Dell on my PC the past couple of days. rolling on the floor laughing laugh rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 10, 2009 2:44 PM CST New Message Received from Taliban...
The_Kansan
The_KansanThe_KansanKnoxville, Tennessee USA303 Threads 1 Polls 3,395 Posts
OOPS! laugh
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Jan 13, 2009 10:24 AM CST New Message Received from Taliban...
bollywood
bollywoodbollywoodTRIVANDRUM, Kerala India53 Threads 2 Polls 973 Posts
Taliban is here to stay and the Terror training schools in Pakistan will flurish . Terrorism is a reason to sustain any goverment in Paksitan and for the US to stay here given to the fact that the central Asian Crude reserve is largly unexlored and Russia is just top of that . Omar and Osama will never be caught and they keep sending messeges and video tapes till they meet their natural death .Pakistan will cooperate with the US no matter how many of their innocent citizens ,women and children are being shot down by the US army as a part of Osama hunting but they get theyr 30 Billion USD pay cheque in every year .US with Pakistand and Israel made the Mid east and South east asia the most dangerous place to live . Terror is a good excuse to sell arms in those troubled regions as well
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Jan 13, 2009 10:30 AM CST New Message Received from Taliban...
jvaski
jvaskijvaskiunknown, California USA115 Threads 11 Polls 9,576 Posts
The_Kansan: This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America's supply of convenience store managers.

And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell and AOL customer service reps, and then Motel 6 managers.

It's getting ugly.


Whewwwwwwwww.........uh oh This really means WAR !
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 13, 2009 10:32 AM CST New Message Received from Taliban...
jvaski
jvaskijvaskiunknown, California USA115 Threads 11 Polls 9,576 Posts
arranroot: Perhaps if America stopped starting wars between other countries this would not happen? Just a thought.


Ohhhhhh......... Thick ! doh doh doh
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Jan 13, 2009 10:32 AM CST New Message Received from Taliban...
bollywood: Taliban is here to stay and the Terror training schools in Pakistan will flurish . Terrorism is a reason to sustain any goverment in Paksitan and for the US to stay here given to the fact that the central Asian Crude reserve is largly unexlored and Russia is just top of that . Omar and Osama will never be caught and they keep sending messeges and video tapes till they meet their natural death .Pakistan will cooperate with the US no matter how many of their innocent citizens ,women and children are being shot down by the US army as a part of Osama hunting but they get theyr 30 Billion USD pay cheque in every year .US with Pakistand and Israel made the Mid east and South east asia the most dangerous place to live . Terror is a good excuse to sell arms in those troubled regions as well
And what is India's role in this whole Mess?dunno
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Jan 13, 2009 10:44 AM CST New Message Received from Taliban...
LILLYLADY
LILLYLADYLILLYLADYunknown, Ohio USA27 Threads 1,293 Posts
bollywood: Taliban is here to stay and the Terror training schools in Pakistan will flurish . Terrorism is a reason to sustain any goverment in Paksitan and for the US to stay here given to the fact that the central Asian Crude reserve is largly unexlored and Russia is just top of that . Omar and Osama will never be caught and they keep sending messeges and video tapes till they meet their natural death .Pakistan will cooperate with the US no matter how many of their innocent citizens ,women and children are being shot down by the US army as a part of Osama hunting but they get theyr 30 Billion USD pay cheque in every year .US with Pakistand and Israel made the Mid east and South east asia the most dangerous place to live . Terror is a good excuse to sell arms in those troubled regions as well



Bud, you're on the wrong thread here . This is Kansan's thread territory. If ya can't take his humor, then get out of here and jump over to starting your own thread. You'll have plenty of suporters for your cause on your own thread. Your story has been already said repititiously over and over again on the other threads in different words. Nothing new under the sun. Now leave the rest of us alone please so we can enjoy Kansans humor on this forum. Thank you!!
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Jan 15, 2009 10:13 AM CST New Message Received from Taliban...
bollywood
bollywoodbollywoodTRIVANDRUM, Kerala India53 Threads 2 Polls 973 Posts
LILLYLADY: Bud, you're on the wrong thread here . This is Kansan's thread territory. If ya can't take his humor, then get out of here and jump over to starting your own thread. You'll have plenty of suporters for your cause on your own thread. Your story has been already said repititiously over and over again on the other threads in different words. Nothing new under the sun. Now leave the rest of us alone please so we can enjoy Kansans humor on this forum. Thank you!!


You dont own any territory here and Taliban is not a humour You cannot make humour out ouf an Humanitarian crisis you have imposed upon third world countries.Nothing is new under the sun even your rotten sense of humour .I have lot of supporters for my cause but you dont have for your arrogance ..dare you shut me out ..creep
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