BONK BUS2 - THE EUROPEAN LEG... (861)
All Aboard and abroad
What the .... ? 
shot3743: What the .... ?
Oh yes, Shot, you need to report to Mike...
He will tell you where to sit. or lie.
let's not forget to stock up with chocolate.... important stuff that is
dragonfly88: let's not forget to stock up with chocolate.... important stuff that is
Here, (throws a box at her)
When they are all signed up, we will get the maps out.
Where to first?
And where are we?
Departing from, we have you, in Spain, so Jan is here, Smoky, Switzerland, popped over the border to collect me, and Weddie Conrad is here, Malta next?
Then where?
We must not forget Norway and Ireland, Oslo and Ginger. Germany, Romania, Bulgaria, Czech Rep, Holland, where else?
Oh where is Mike?
Paris, for Henrietta and Phoenix.
italy
What we need first are the driver, the co-driver (must need have good eye sight and be able to hear the GPS telling right and left and translate this to the driver, as he will be busy checking the liquor in the ceiling in his the rear mirror.
Co-driver should be charming, have a good humour and be very flirty with uniformed people, since we otherwise may have to pay fines for riding to many people in the bus
Why not a women at the wheel? Hey... Drivers don't drink. We want a sober girl on the bus? Ney...
Then we need the mannequins in the rear sofa, you should be ready to blond your hair or already have it. Three of you would be great.
We need some knitting of the net done and a team spirit lifter in shape of hats that can hold marks for achievements. Guiri, you’re on it, right?
Phoenix, old friend. You are asked to choose the best plonk there is, as we do not want bad stuff but still at a reasonable cost.
Together with Conrad you also choose the soothing music we will need from time to time in the speakers.
Venere and Ginger are hereby the spiritual leaders, Ginger as mistress and Venere as her apprentice. We expect you to come with useful hints from time to time, when we lack the right spirit.
Lagoona and Smokey - can you take care of the decoration of the bus? I have a feeling we need something colourful with a hidden message. Please?
We are as I count three pairs entering the bus. Make sure you have set up clear rules what is and what is not "ok", as we will be living tight for some time.
I have spoken to the Sheiks, to compensate for misleading tourist information in regards to some members here in CS, they will provide free fuel for three months, if we promise to carry a "love is all" sticker in the back of the bus in English, Hindi and Arabic.
I need a short break of breath here, soon back…
Co-driver should be charming, have a good humour and be very flirty with uniformed people, since we otherwise may have to pay fines for riding to many people in the bus
Why not a women at the wheel? Hey... Drivers don't drink. We want a sober girl on the bus? Ney...
Then we need the mannequins in the rear sofa, you should be ready to blond your hair or already have it. Three of you would be great.
We need some knitting of the net done and a team spirit lifter in shape of hats that can hold marks for achievements. Guiri, you’re on it, right?
Phoenix, old friend. You are asked to choose the best plonk there is, as we do not want bad stuff but still at a reasonable cost.
Together with Conrad you also choose the soothing music we will need from time to time in the speakers.
Venere and Ginger are hereby the spiritual leaders, Ginger as mistress and Venere as her apprentice. We expect you to come with useful hints from time to time, when we lack the right spirit.
Lagoona and Smokey - can you take care of the decoration of the bus? I have a feeling we need something colourful with a hidden message. Please?
We are as I count three pairs entering the bus. Make sure you have set up clear rules what is and what is not "ok", as we will be living tight for some time.
I have spoken to the Sheiks, to compensate for misleading tourist information in regards to some members here in CS, they will provide free fuel for three months, if we promise to carry a "love is all" sticker in the back of the bus in English, Hindi and Arabic.
I need a short break of breath here, soon back…
To avoid misunderstandings, I will continue using online names in my list, sometimes shortened to be more "useful". (Ex. Screaming "markizamkd25!!!" in the height of the games just won't do it)
The list right now for people in this thread:
Sommer - Sommerauer
Dragonfly - Dragonfly88
Markiza - Markizamkd25
Shot - Shot3743
Mike - Mike69Spain
Phoenix - Phoenix
The list will continue.
The list right now for people in this thread:
Sommer - Sommerauer
Dragonfly - Dragonfly88
Markiza - Markizamkd25
Shot - Shot3743
Mike - Mike69Spain
Phoenix - Phoenix
The list will continue.
mike69spain: To avoid misunderstandings, I will continue using online names in my list, sometimes shortened to be more "useful". (Ex. Screaming "markizamkd25!!!" in the height of the games just won't do it)
The list right now for people in this thread:
Sommer - Sommerauer
Dragonfly - Dragonfly88
Markiza - Markizamkd25
Shot - Shot3743
Mike - Mike69Spain
Phoenix - Phoenix
The list will continue.
The list right now for people in this thread:
Sommer - Sommerauer
Dragonfly - Dragonfly88
Markiza - Markizamkd25
Shot - Shot3743
Mike - Mike69Spain
Phoenix - Phoenix
The list will continue.
Perfect, all we need now is the rest of the team and we can be off.
We are missing a road bandit, though. I need him to shut me up.
And other, Miro, she needs to come, she loves these.
If you are reading Miro, come home, we miss you.
Can I go on top with Smoky and Dragon, please, Mike?
I am brunette and you said only blondes inside...
I am brunette and you said only blondes inside...
Legal & moral spokesperson apart from a general tease – Sommer with brain space
The tempting Latina - Dragonfly
Lush remarks – Markiza
Lush but stern - Immanuel
Heating - Shot
Dusty paper work – Mike with brain space
Plonk & music – Phoenix with brain space
Music, quotes and famous blunders – Conrad
Tantra and loving fires – Ginger
Art, order and mischief – Smoky
Art, disorder and mischief – Lagoona
General activity planning – Oslo
Wait.. .more coming
The tempting Latina - Dragonfly
Lush remarks – Markiza
Lush but stern - Immanuel
Heating - Shot
Dusty paper work – Mike with brain space
Plonk & music – Phoenix with brain space
Music, quotes and famous blunders – Conrad
Tantra and loving fires – Ginger
Art, order and mischief – Smoky
Art, disorder and mischief – Lagoona
General activity planning – Oslo
Wait.. .more coming
what on earth is smoky doing?
come on!
come on!
Sommerauer71: Can I go on top with Smoky and Dragon, please, Mike?
I am brunette and you said only blondes inside...
I am brunette and you said only blondes inside...
On top.. of the bus?
No, blondes in the back of the bus, on the sofa. guy or gal no matter, all others among the pillows INSIDE the bus.
Actually, red-head is not bad for the sofa either, it is all about the eye-catching effect
mike69spain: Legal & moral spokesperson apart from a general tease – Sommer with brain space
The tempting Latina - Dragonfly
Lush remarks – Markiza
Lush but stern - Immanuel
Heating - Shot
Dusty paper work – Mike with brain space
Plonk & music – Phoenix with brain space
Music, quotes and famous blunders – Conrad
Tantra and loving fires – Ginger
Art, order and mischief – Smoky
Art, disorder and mischief – Lagoona
General activity planning – Oslo
Wait.. .more coming
The tempting Latina - Dragonfly
Lush remarks – Markiza
Lush but stern - Immanuel
Heating - Shot
Dusty paper work – Mike with brain space
Plonk & music – Phoenix with brain space
Music, quotes and famous blunders – Conrad
Tantra and loving fires – Ginger
Art, order and mischief – Smoky
Art, disorder and mischief – Lagoona
General activity planning – Oslo
Wait.. .more coming
You will need to address that, wait until I have 45 glasses of wine down my throat, I lose all sense of morals, and my teasing skills are usually found face down in the gutter.
I love Smoky and Lago's titles.
dragonfly88: what on earth is smoky doing?
come on!
come on!
She is writing the story and planning graphics with Lagoona
mike69spain: On top.. of the bus?
No, blondes in the back of the bus, on the sofa. guy or gal no matter, all others among the pillows INSIDE the bus.
Actually, red-head is not bad for the sofa either, it is all about the eye-catching effect
No, blondes in the back of the bus, on the sofa. guy or gal no matter, all others among the pillows INSIDE the bus.
Actually, red-head is not bad for the sofa either, it is all about the eye-catching effect
tampting!
mike69spain: On top.. of the bus?
No, blondes in the back of the bus, on the sofa. guy or gal no matter, all others among the pillows INSIDE the bus.
Actually, red-head is not bad for the sofa either, it is all about the eye-catching effect
No, blondes in the back of the bus, on the sofa. guy or gal no matter, all others among the pillows INSIDE the bus.
Actually, red-head is not bad for the sofa either, it is all about the eye-catching effect
What about us brunettes?
Sensual, sultry, where do we go?
Bloody blondes, they have all the fun.
mike69spain: She is writing the story and planning graphics with Lagoona
Oh good lord...
Cusp, we must not forget Cusp.
And Andreea, Mike, we need her too.
cusp is the official shrink just in case the bus breaks down... or a mechanics for that?
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FM, I nicking your title...
Lets make it one of stories, we know we are so good at them...