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Jan 14, 2009 12:09 PM CST Joke-Magic
claudya
claudyaclaudyaBucharest, Muntenia Romania287 Threads 9 Polls 4,018 Posts
Magic


While on holiday in Las Vegas a couple went to see a magic show.After one of the tricks the woman shouted out,''How did u do that?''.The magician replied,''I could tell you madam but if i did then I would have to kill you.''
The woman thought for a few seconds and then shouted back,Okey,then tell my husband how u did it''.laugh laugh laugh
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Jan 14, 2009 12:23 PM CST Joke-Magic
abbiye
abbiyeabbiyesofia, Sofia City Bulgaria10 Threads 344 Posts
claudya: Magic While on holiday in Las Vegas a couple went to see a magic show.After one of the tricks the woman shouted out,''How did u do that?''.The magician replied,''I could tell you madam but if i did then I would have to kill you.''
The woman thought for a few seconds and then shouted back,Okey,then tell my husband how u did it''.
laugh dancing nice one.
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Jan 14, 2009 12:25 PM CST Joke-Magic
claudya
claudyaclaudyaBucharest, Muntenia Romania287 Threads 9 Polls 4,018 Posts
abbiye: nice one.
Hi Abbiye,yes i liked the jokeand i posted it here.laugh wave
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Jan 14, 2009 12:29 PM CST Joke-Magic
agman
agmanagmanEagle, Idaho USA3,145 Posts
claudya: Magic While on holiday in Las Vegas a couple went to see a magic show.After one of the tricks the woman shouted out,''How did u do that?''.The magician replied,''I could tell you madam but if i did then I would have to kill you.''
The woman thought for a few seconds and then shouted back,Okey,then tell my husband how u did it''.


bad girl rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 14, 2009 12:30 PM CST Joke-Magic
abbiye
abbiyeabbiyesofia, Sofia City Bulgaria10 Threads 344 Posts
claudya: Hi Abbiye,yes i liked the jokeand i posted it here.
hi claudya,happy new year to you
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Jan 14, 2009 12:33 PM CST Joke-Magic
claudya
claudyaclaudyaBucharest, Muntenia Romania287 Threads 9 Polls 4,018 Posts
abbiye: hi claudya,happy new year to you
Thanks,Abbiye same to youwine
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Jan 14, 2009 12:33 PM CST Joke-Magic
claudya
claudyaclaudyaBucharest, Muntenia Romania287 Threads 9 Polls 4,018 Posts
agman: bad girl
yeswink laugh
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Jan 14, 2009 12:34 PM CST Joke-Magic
alishia
alishiaalishiatownsville, Queensland Australia11 Posts
if a paddock full of irish men is called a paddy field,what is a paddock of australian men called????? a vacant lot>>>.applause just jokes of courseblushing
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Jan 14, 2009 12:35 PM CST Joke-Magic
agman
agmanagmanEagle, Idaho USA3,145 Posts
claudya: yes


I mean bad wife. wink laugh
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Jan 14, 2009 12:35 PM CST Joke-Magic
tina_olson
tina_olsontina_olsonWestby, Wisconsin USA1 Threads 694 Posts
That was cutelaugh laugh nice to get a laugh on my break from the snow and cold
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Jan 14, 2009 12:36 PM CST Joke-Magic
claudya
claudyaclaudyaBucharest, Muntenia Romania287 Threads 9 Polls 4,018 Posts
agman: I mean bad wife.
laugh cool
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Jan 14, 2009 1:16 PM CST Joke-Magic
agman
agmanagmanEagle, Idaho USA3,145 Posts
claudya: Magic While on holiday in Las Vegas a couple went to see a magic show.After one of the tricks the woman shouted out,''How did u do that?''.The magician replied,''I could tell you madam but if i did then I would have to kill you.''
The woman thought for a few seconds and then shouted back,Okey,then tell my husband how u did it''.
us

So next day in newspaper article it states magician killed
husband after wife disappears from magic trick. doh
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Jan 14, 2009 1:37 PM CST Joke-Magic
claudya
claudyaclaudyaBucharest, Muntenia Romania287 Threads 9 Polls 4,018 Posts
agman: us

So next day in newspaper article it states magician killed
husband after wife disappears from magic trick.
why not husband dissapeared?rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 14, 2009 1:38 PM CST Joke-Magic
mbcasey
mbcaseymbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA68 Threads 7 Polls 16,449 Posts
tina_olson: That was cute nice to get a laugh on my break from the snow and cold
comfort hug


laugh thumbs up
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Jan 14, 2009 1:43 PM CST Joke-Magic
agman
agmanagmanEagle, Idaho USA3,145 Posts
claudya: why not husband dissapeared?


Magician disappeared with wife. rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 14, 2009 2:15 PM CST Joke-Magic
claudya
claudyaclaudyaBucharest, Muntenia Romania287 Threads 9 Polls 4,018 Posts
agman: Magician disappeared with wife.
and the magician has blue eyes and is handsomecheering dancing
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