Great phrases that make you smile! (52)
just thinking everyone will think i like stuffed pets! far from it!
just once something is gone tis better left gone with no cruel reminders 
that's a good one
i'll have try think something up now.
would you like a BJ
k damo ... that didn't make me stop or think 'OH YEAH@ was more of a 'NO WAY!' ... but then i smiled!
"I wouldn't ride her into battle" made me laugh for ages 
In the dew of little things, the heart finds itself most refreshed...
Hit the enter button before I credited that one, The Prophet, Kahlil Gibran, on Friendship
"even the tide wouldnt take him or her out"......or as i say to my kids when they try to pull one over on me..."dont piss on my back and tell me it raining?"
I so totally agree Nuala..try Don't piss on my shoes and tell me it's raining...as I say to my daughter when she's trying to pull one over on me and she's face to face knowing there's no escapin' Don't you love the expression on their little faces
Don't you love the expression on their little faces Oh I love ye ... and so must yer kids!
love that one .... especially cos of me n horses! just change it to "I wouldn't ride him into battle"
where that yellow book of phrases!
She hates me really, but loves me this weekend because I've paid for the camp she's gone on this weekend.
Ah she's nearly a teenager and not far off asking me to walk 2 steps behind her
but loves me this weekend because I've paid for the camp she's gone on this weekend. Ah she's nearly a teenager and not far off asking me to walk 2 steps behind her
Oh god help you!
God help her 
I intend to embarass her till she puts me in a home
I intend to embarass her till she puts me in a home
OH you're mean!
Oh no, I intend to find a fella with twine holding up his socks nevermind his trousers and snog the face off him in front of her friends
Now that's mean
Now that's mean
now go read my other psot and gimme yer views there
Jaysus damian, you know i'm only gay on an a Tuesday, but thanks for the offer 
she had a face like a bulldog licking piss of a stingy nettle!
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Here's one I came across recently
'Breaking up and saying we can still be friends is like your dog dying then your mom saying you can still keep it!'
I like it! But then I'm a real dog lover!
did it work???
any others???