Idiot Awards 2008 (19)

someone had seen him write the note and might call the police before he
> >> reached the teller's window. So he left the Bank of America and crossed
> >> the street to the Wells Fargo Bank. After waiting a few minutes in line,
> >> he handed his note to the Wells Fargo teller. She read it and, surmising
> >> from his spelling errors that he wasn't the brightest light in the
> >> harbor, told him that she could not accept his stickup note because it
> >> was written on a Bank of America deposit slip and that he would either
> >> have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip or go back to Bank of
> >> America.
> >> Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, "OK" and left. He was
arrested
> >> a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at Bank of America.
> >> Don't bother with this guy's sign. He probably couldn't read it anyway.
> >>
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> >> Number Four Idiot of 2008
> >> A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that;
> >> measured his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later
> >> received in the mail a ticket for $40 and a photo of his car. Instead of
> >> payment, he sent the police department a photograph of $40. Several days
> >> later, he received a letter from the police that contained another
> >> picture, this time of handcuffs.. He immediately mailed in his $40.
> >>
> >> Wise guy........
> >>
> >> But you still get a sign
> >>
>
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> >> Number Five Idiot of 2008
> >> A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all
> >> of the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a
> >> bag, the robber saw a bottle of Scotch that he wanted behind the counter
> >> on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the
> >> cashier refused and said, "Because I don't believe you are over 21." The
> >> robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him
> >> because she didn't believe him. At this point, the robber took his
> >> driver's license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk.
> >> The clerk looked it over and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and
> >> she put the Scotch in the bag. The robber then ran from the store with

> >> his loot. The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and
> >> address of the robber that she got off the license.
> >> They arrested the robber two hours later.
> >>
> >> This guy definitely needs a sign.
> >>
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> >> Idiot Number Six of 2008
> >>
> >> A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving
> >> revolvers.
> >> The first one shouted, "Nobody move!" When his partner moved, the
> >> startled first bandit shot him.
> >> This guy doesn't even deserve a sign.
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> >> Idiot Number Seven of 2008
> >>
> >> Arkansas: Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that
> >> he'd just throw a cinder
block through a liquor store window, grab some
> >> booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his
> >> head at the window. The cinder block bounced back knocking him
> >> unconscious. It seems the liquor store window was made of Plexi-Glass.
> >>
> >> The whole event was caught on videotape. Yep, here's your sign.
> >>
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> >> Idiot Number Eight of 2008
> >> We live in a semi-rural area, (Weyauwega , Wisconsin), and we recently
> >> had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to
> >> request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason:
> >> "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! - I don't think this is a
> >> good place for them to be crossing anymore."
> >>
>
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> >>
> >> STAY ALERT! They walk among us, they REPRODUCE!

>> 2008 Idiots
> >> Number One Idiot of 2008
> >>
> >> I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the
> >> poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because
> >> she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that
> >> the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her
> >> daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the
> >> conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant
> >> poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better
> >> bring her daughter in to the emergency room right away.
> >>
> >> Here's your sign, lady. Wear it with pride.
>
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> >> Number Two Idiot of 2008 Early this year, some Boeing employees on the
> >> airfield decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were
> >> successful in getting it out of the plane and home. Shortly after they
> >> took it for a float on the river, they noticed a Coast Guard helicopter
> >> coming toward them. It turned out that the chopper was homing in on the
> >> emergency locater beacon that activated when the raft was inflated.
> >> They are no longer employed at Boeing.
> >> Here's your sign,guys. Don't get it wet; the paint might run.
> >>
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> >> Number Three Idiot of 2008
> >> A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the Branch
> >> and wrote
this, "Put all your money in this bag." While standing in
> >> line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry that
> >> someone had seen him write the note and might call the police before he
> >> reached the teller's window. So he left the Bank of America and crossed
> >> the street to the Wells Fargo Bank. After waiting a few minutes in line,
> >> he handed his note to the Wells Fargo teller. She read it and, surmising
> >> from his spelling errors that he wasn't the brightest light in the
> >> harbor, told him that she could not accept his stickup note because it
> >> was written on a Bank of America deposit slip and that he would either
> >> have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip or go back to Bank of
> >> America.
> >> Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, "OK" and left. He was
arrested
> >> a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at Bank of America.
> >> Don't bother with this guy's sign. He probably couldn't read it anyway.
> >>

And I'm the biggest idiot, I posted that all wrong

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