THINGS YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING AT CHRISTMAS (6)

Dec 11, 2008 1:14 PM CST THINGS YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING AT CHRISTMAS
webs77
webs77webs77donegal, Dublin Ireland11 Threads 1 Polls 20 Posts
1: I prefer breasts to legs.

2: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3: Smother the butter all over the breasts.

4: If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst !

5: I've never seen a better spread!

6: I fancy a little dark meat for a change.

7: Are you ready for seconds yet ?

8: It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it ?

9: Just wait your turn, you'll get some !

10: Don't play with your meat !

11: Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

12: Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once ?

13: I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time !

14: You still have a little bit on your chin.

15: How long will it take after you put it in ?

16: You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17: Just pull the end and wait for the bang.

18: That's the biggest bird I've ever had !

19: I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning.

20: Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more.
Dec 12, 2008 7:07 AM CST THINGS YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING AT CHRISTMAS
maryb
marybmarybDrogheda, Louth Ireland3 Threads 34 Posts
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Dec 12, 2008 7:34 AM CST THINGS YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING AT CHRISTMAS
wexlady41
wexlady41wexlady41Wexford, Ireland47 Threads 5 Polls 7,935 Posts
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Dec 12, 2008 8:22 AM CST THINGS YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING AT CHRISTMAS
sweetvelvet
sweetvelvetsweetvelvetdublin, Dublin Ireland37 Threads 1 Polls 6,258 Posts
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Dec 20, 2008 5:45 AM CST THINGS YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING AT CHRISTMAS
sxcteresa
sxcteresasxcteresameath, Meath Ireland12 Threads 120 Posts
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Dec 20, 2008 6:08 AM CST THINGS YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING AT CHRISTMAS
bluebelle4000
bluebelle4000bluebelle4000Meath, Ireland46 Threads 6,001 Posts
now they are really funny must try some of them lol

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