Coffee Humor With Morning Paper (11)
Morning Sassy,Missed your coffee posts lately...Like the one about blood type and Instant human-add coffee..I am enjoying my first cup now--need it-temps reading (35 below) right now, some one yesterday made the comment they wondered if Alaska was warmer than around here lately.. Hope your morning is going well--chilly down there??
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'morning, Sassy 
You are the only reason I re-activated my profile here today -
to say
'hello',
'haha',
'my blood type is Gevalia' - ya know it's important that friends know your blood type - just in case somethin' happens...
You are the cream in my coffee!
You are the only reason I re-activated my profile here today -
to say
'hello',
'haha',
'my blood type is Gevalia' - ya know it's important that friends know your blood type - just in case somethin' happens...
You are the cream in my coffee!
sassy49senior: Did you hear the story about the hot coffee? Never mind, it's
too syeamy and hot.
She's like yesterday's coffee--A little weak in the bean.
Given enough coffee I could rule the world.
I took my wife out for an 8 course dinner.
Seven layer cake & coffee.
Take time to smell the coffee.
Instant human-- Add coffee.
If it were not for coffee, I would'nt have any personality
at all.
My blood type is (Folgers, Hills Bros.,Maxwell House)etc.
You are the cream in my coffee.
I won't be seen until I've had caffeine.
Hang over breakfast:Tomato juice, black coffee, 2 raw eggs,
2 aspirin and our sympathy.
We've shared a coffee and a chat as friends often do. So when
you brew that pot imagine I am there with you.
This guy walks in to a coffee shop and asks the waitress,"How
much for a cup of coffee?) The waitress says $3.50. How much
are the refills? She says refills are free. He says, Then I'll
take a refill.
Sleep is a symptom of coffee deprivation.
Coffee is only 2nd to sugar.
too syeamy and hot.
She's like yesterday's coffee--A little weak in the bean.
Given enough coffee I could rule the world.
I took my wife out for an 8 course dinner.
Seven layer cake & coffee.
Take time to smell the coffee.
Instant human-- Add coffee.
If it were not for coffee, I would'nt have any personality
at all.
My blood type is (Folgers, Hills Bros.,Maxwell House)etc.
You are the cream in my coffee.
I won't be seen until I've had caffeine.
Hang over breakfast:Tomato juice, black coffee, 2 raw eggs,
2 aspirin and our sympathy.
We've shared a coffee and a chat as friends often do. So when
you brew that pot imagine I am there with you.
This guy walks in to a coffee shop and asks the waitress,"How
much for a cup of coffee?) The waitress says $3.50. How much
are the refills? She says refills are free. He says, Then I'll
take a refill.
Sleep is a symptom of coffee deprivation.
Coffee is only 2nd to sugar.
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laura225: 'morning, Sassy
You are the only reason I re-activated my profile here today -
to say
'hello',
'haha',
'my blood type is Gevalia' - ya know it's important that friends know your blood type - just in case somethin' happens... You are the cream in my coffee!
You are the only reason I re-activated my profile here today -
to say
'hello',
'haha',
'my blood type is Gevalia' - ya know it's important that friends know your blood type - just in case somethin' happens... You are the cream in my coffee!
Laura, T/Y so much G/F I think I have such a mixture of
blood type they would probably put mine in a special
mixture category.
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tina_olson: Morning Sassy,Missed your coffee posts lately...Like the one about blood type and Instant human-add coffee..I am enjoying my first cup now--need it-temps reading (35 below) right now, some one yesterday made the comment they wondered if Alaska was warmer than around here lately.. Hope your morning is going well--chilly down there??
Good morning Tina, We are finally coming out of the deep
freeze for a few days. Will be so nice to finally have a
decent week-end. Glad you enjoy the coffee posts.
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A little humor I came across to go with the coffee.
A HAPPY SPOUSE
Says one man to his friend, " I just walked out on my wife!!"
WOW!!!Well, how did she take it?
Well, you know, you think you know a person after all those
years, but I had no idea she could sing and do cartwheels
at the same time.
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sassy49senior: A little humor I came across to go with the coffee.
A HAPPY SPOUSE
Says one man to his friend, " I just walked out on my wife!!"
WOW!!!Well, how did she take it?
Well, you know, you think you know a person after all those
years, but I had no idea she could sing and do cartwheels
at the same time.
A HAPPY SPOUSE
Says one man to his friend, " I just walked out on my wife!!"
WOW!!!Well, how did she take it?
Well, you know, you think you know a person after all those
years, but I had no idea she could sing and do cartwheels
at the same time.
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sassy49senior: Did you hear the story about the hot coffee? Never mind, it's
too syeamy and hot.
She's like yesterday's coffee--A little weak in the bean.
Given enough coffee I could rule the world.
I took my wife out for an 8 course dinner.
Seven layer cake & coffee.
Take time to smell the coffee.
Instant human-- Add coffee.
If it were not for coffee, I would'nt have any personality
at all.
My blood type is (Folgers, Hills Bros.,Maxwell House)etc.
You are the cream in my coffee.
I won't be seen until I've had caffeine.
Hang over breakfast:Tomato juice, black coffee, 2 raw eggs,
2 aspirin and our sympathy.
We've shared a coffee and a chat as friends often do. So when
you brew that pot imagine I am there with you.
This guy walks in to a coffee shop and asks the waitress,"How
much for a cup of coffee?) The waitress says $3.50. How much
are the refills? She says refills are free. He says, Then I'll
take a refill.
Sleep is a symptom of coffee deprivation.
Coffee is only 2nd to sugar.
too syeamy and hot.
She's like yesterday's coffee--A little weak in the bean.
Given enough coffee I could rule the world.
I took my wife out for an 8 course dinner.
Seven layer cake & coffee.
Take time to smell the coffee.
Instant human-- Add coffee.
If it were not for coffee, I would'nt have any personality
at all.
My blood type is (Folgers, Hills Bros.,Maxwell House)etc.
You are the cream in my coffee.
I won't be seen until I've had caffeine.
Hang over breakfast:Tomato juice, black coffee, 2 raw eggs,
2 aspirin and our sympathy.
We've shared a coffee and a chat as friends often do. So when
you brew that pot imagine I am there with you.
This guy walks in to a coffee shop and asks the waitress,"How
much for a cup of coffee?) The waitress says $3.50. How much
are the refills? She says refills are free. He says, Then I'll
take a refill.
Sleep is a symptom of coffee deprivation.
Coffee is only 2nd to sugar.
You always make me laugh Sassy...........
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Good morning Sassy your coffee posts are my fave always make me smile
A day with out my coffe is like a day with out sunshine..
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A_Smile_4u: Good morning Sassy your coffee posts are my fave always make me smile A day with out my coffe is like a day with out sunshine..
THX Sis, Wish we could truly have coffee together every
morning. It's warmer today, maybe I can get outside for
awhile. Luv Ya
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vinny1967: You always make me laugh Sassy...........
AWWW!!! Vinny, Thank you sweety. Glad I could oblige.
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too syeamy and hot.
She's like yesterday's coffee--A little weak in the bean.
Given enough coffee I could rule the world.
I took my wife out for an 8 course dinner.
Seven layer cake & coffee.
Take time to smell the coffee.
Instant human-- Add coffee.
If it were not for coffee, I would'nt have any personality
at all.
My blood type is (Folgers, Hills Bros.,Maxwell House)etc.
You are the cream in my coffee.
I won't be seen until I've had caffeine.
Hang over breakfast:Tomato juice, black coffee, 2 raw eggs,
2 aspirin and our sympathy.
We've shared a coffee and a chat as friends often do. So when
you brew that pot imagine I am there with you.
This guy walks in to a coffee shop and asks the waitress,"How
much for a cup of coffee?) The waitress says $3.50. How much
are the refills? She says refills are free. He says, Then I'll
take a refill.
Sleep is a symptom of coffee deprivation.
Coffee is only 2nd to sugar.