I woke up this morning to.......... (33)
jojo69: A bloody massacre............
No word of a lie... I found Body parts of my 3 gold fish (which I have had for 4 yrs and were quite big) scattered over my lounge and kitchen floor!!!!!!!
Was one fishy body in the lounge minus end of his body and tail.
Another fishy body was in jess's (Fat cat) bed (she was framed by skinny cat porsha, who is always after the fish)LMAO
Half a fishy skull in kitchen - NO body!!! Blood and scales every where!!!!!!!!!! I think Porsha may of hid 3rd body in my bed???
Mafia leave a horses head, on the pillow.... Porsha leaves fish body......... Just cos I didn't feed her Kit E kat!!!!!!!!
LMAO
(All joking apart, is a true story!)
No word of a lie... I found Body parts of my 3 gold fish (which I have had for 4 yrs and were quite big) scattered over my lounge and kitchen floor!!!!!!!
Was one fishy body in the lounge minus end of his body and tail.
Another fishy body was in jess's (Fat cat) bed (she was framed by skinny cat porsha, who is always after the fish)LMAO
Half a fishy skull in kitchen - NO body!!! Blood and scales every where!!!!!!!!!! I think Porsha may of hid 3rd body in my bed???
Mafia leave a horses head, on the pillow.... Porsha leaves fish body......... Just cos I didn't feed her Kit E kat!!!!!!!!
LMAO
(All joking apart, is a true story!)
makes breakfast at tiffanys look a bit tame
leisure07: makes breakfast at tiffanys look a bit tame
LMAO!!
You try waking up to that, and having to remove dead fishy bodies and mop floors at 6.30 in morn!! Not Good!!!
jojo69: LMAO!!
You try waking up to that, and having to remove dead fishy bodies and mop floors at 6.30 in morn!! Not Good!!!
You try waking up to that, and having to remove dead fishy bodies and mop floors at 6.30 in morn!! Not Good!!!
its all blood and gore and removing the evidence with the mop i mean you just dont need it at 630am
leisure07: its all blood and gore and removing the evidence with the mop i mean you just dont need it at 630am
LMAO
Tell me about it!!! So kids don't get freaked out!! Had to explain why they couldn't feed fish though..........
jojo69: LMAO
Tell me about it!!! So kids don't get freaked out!! Had to explain why they couldn't feed fish though..........
Tell me about it!!! So kids don't get freaked out!! Had to explain why they couldn't feed fish though..........
three suspects under investigation ,body parts may provide dna evidence motive all three suspects in the frame cos no kitekat
prime suspect its over to you. tell the kids the deceased gone to the big fishpond in the sky
leisure07: three suspects under investigation ,body parts may provide dna evidence motive all three suspects in the frame cos no kitekat
prime suspect its over to you. tell the kids the deceased gone to the big fishpond in the sky
prime suspect its over to you. tell the kids the deceased gone to the big fishpond in the sky
Nope Only two suspects - Jess and Porsha!! But evidence leads more towards Porsha (Skinny cat) She was always after them!!! She had motive... The constant swimming and swishing of tails from the fish, done her head in!! And Revenge, towards me.... for not feeding her moist food instead of the dry stuff she gets!!!
Told kids, fish are no longer - we hummed the funeral march as we carried out bin bag - dum dum de dum dum dum de dum....
jojo69: Nope Only two suspects - Jess and Porsha!! But evidence leads more towards Porsha (Skinny cat) She was always after them!!! She had motive... The constant swimming and swishing of tails from the fish, done her head in!! And Revenge, towards me.... for not feeding her moist food instead of the dry stuff she gets!!!Told kids, fish are no longer - we hummed the funeral march as we carried out bin bag - dum dum de dum dum dum de dum....
so its off to the pet shop to get a great white that will teach em
leisure07: three suspects under investigation ,body parts may provide dna evidence motive all three suspects in the frame cos no kitekat
prime suspect its over to you. tell the kids the deceased gone to the big fishpond in the sky
prime suspect its over to you. tell the kids the deceased gone to the big fishpond in the sky
CSI Disentis is on its way.
gussi: CSI Disentis is on its way.
"what we got here guv"
"its a bloody massacre sir,body parts,entrails,blood everwhere,take a look at this sir"
"what is it"
"water,and one of the houseshold residents looking rather happy with herself"
"right , get the lab boys down here i want this area sealed off
photos,paw prints the works got it"
"will do sir got a hunch sir?"
"i have lad, ever seen a cat partial to dry cat food.oh and take the owner in for questioning"
"whys that sir?"
"kit e kat on special offer at sainsburys ,seems like an open and shut case to me "
Mafia leave a horses head, on the pillow.... Porsha leaves fish body
just like in the movie
the codfather
just like in the movie
the codfather
mickeyscouse: Mafia leave a horses head, on the pillow.... Porsha leaves fish body
just like in the movie
the codfather
just like in the movie
the codfather
LMAO
Thank god i did also
uptall: Thank god i did also
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jojo69: ?????????
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uptall: ????????????/
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LMAO Stop playing silly games
Thank god you did what too?????????
07738437080 this is my number call me
leisure07: wheres this thread going a bit fishy if you ask me
karina69: 07738437080 this is my number call me
Oh your Number Again!!
Bit like when you see 'those' cards in phone boxes!
Just joking!
jojo69: Oh your Number Again!! Bit like when you see 'those' cards in phone boxes!Just joking!
i woke up this morning and thought today is going to be a good day and it was
jojo69: Oh your Number Again!! Bit like when you see 'those' cards in phone boxes!Just joking!
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No word of a lie... I found Body parts of my 3 gold fish (which I have had for 4 yrs and were quite big) scattered over my lounge and kitchen floor!!!!!!!
Was one fishy body in the lounge minus end of his body and tail.
Another fishy body was in jess's (Fat cat) bed (she was framed by skinny cat porsha, who is always after the fish)LMAO
Half a fishy skull in kitchen - NO body!!! Blood and scales every where!!!!!!!!!!
I think Porsha may of hid 3rd body in my bed???
Mafia leave a horses head, on the pillow.... Porsha leaves fish body......... Just cos I didn't feed her Kit E kat!!!!!!!!
LMAO
(All joking apart, is a true story!)