Bubba walk's into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range in price from $250 to $500 in price..the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the most shee item and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs,put it on, and model it for him.
Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy-), 'I have an idea. It is so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorro, and keep the $500 refund for myself!
She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. Bubba declares,'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron the wrinkles out of it!
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Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy-), 'I have an idea. It is so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorro, and keep the $500 refund for myself!
She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. Bubba declares,'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron the wrinkles out of it!
He never heard the shot.
Funeral on Thursday at Noon Closed coffin.