Partners cost too much??? ( Archived) (127)

Jan 24, 2009 7:20 PM CST Partners cost too much???
rasgumby
rasgumbyrasgumbyMoberly, Missouri USA99 Threads 10 Polls 4,665 Posts
You are thinking about letting your newly found partner move in with you.
What are some of the expenses ahead that you might not think of beforehand??

(MAKE IT FUNNY)

When she moves in:
The cost of toilet paper quadruples.laugh
The cost of cleaning supplies goes through the roof!! All a guy needs is a bottle of windex..cleans everythingyay
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Jan 24, 2009 7:23 PM CST Partners cost too much???
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
Having to buy special laundry pretreatments for men's underwear skid marks, that stuff isn't cheap.laugh laugh tongue
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Jan 24, 2009 7:24 PM CST Partners cost too much???
Indyfella
IndyfellaIndyfellaindianapolis, Indiana USA152 Threads 8 Polls 18,150 Posts
rasgumby: You are thinking about letting your newly found partner move in with you.
What are some of the expenses ahead that you might not think of beforehand??

(MAKE IT FUNNY)

When she moves in:
The cost of toilet paper quadruples.
The cost of cleaning supplies goes through the roof!! All a guy needs is a bottle of windex..cleans everything



I find that a good quality degreaser works better on most projects. thumbs up
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Jan 24, 2009 7:25 PM CST Partners cost too much???
Sommerauer71
Sommerauer71Sommerauer71Salzburg, Austria133 Threads 4 Polls 12,414 Posts
rasgumby: You are thinking about letting your newly found partner move in with you.
What are some of the expenses ahead that you might not think of beforehand??

(MAKE IT FUNNY)

When she moves in:
The cost of toilet paper quadruples.
The cost of cleaning supplies goes through the roof!! All a guy needs is a bottle of windex..cleans everything


Your electricity bill is hiked, hairdryers and all sorts of appliances that need to be plugged in.

All that laundry, more food, more wine, bigger bed, new bathroom suite, new sofa, big enough for you both to lie on.

Oh the costs, and then the trauma, all those pink toothbrushes in your bathroom, mascara on your towels, fluffy lavatory covers, and then in the kitchen, you will have ironed tea towels, you will not be able to find anything, your forks will have forked off to another drawer and your beer has been moved to the garage..
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Jan 24, 2009 7:25 PM CST Partners cost too much???
Indyfella
IndyfellaIndyfellaindianapolis, Indiana USA152 Threads 8 Polls 18,150 Posts
Trying to remember the last time I bought a tampon for myself? confused
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Jan 24, 2009 7:25 PM CST Partners cost too much???
rasgumby
rasgumbyrasgumbyMoberly, Missouri USA99 Threads 10 Polls 4,665 Posts
mylifewithu: Having to buy special laundry pretreatments for men's underwear skid marks, that stuff isn't cheap.


Again... Windexrolling on the floor laughing

Just teach him to use TPidea

When she moves in.. set a monthly budget for scented candles!!
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Jan 24, 2009 7:25 PM CST Partners cost too much???
Indyfella
IndyfellaIndyfellaindianapolis, Indiana USA152 Threads 8 Polls 18,150 Posts
Indyfella: Trying to remember the last time I bought a tampon for myself?



Or a feminine hygiene spray. grin
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Jan 24, 2009 7:26 PM CST Partners cost too much???
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
Extra remote controls cause he has to have a remote to everything. And he keeps killing them when he throws them when his team looses the game.rolling on the floor laughing professor
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Jan 24, 2009 7:26 PM CST Partners cost too much???
Indyfella
IndyfellaIndyfellaindianapolis, Indiana USA152 Threads 8 Polls 18,150 Posts
buying 25 more pillows that match for the bed...the one's you toss on the floor while sleeping. grin
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Jan 24, 2009 7:27 PM CST Partners cost too much???
hppy2b
hppy2bhppy2bdallas, Texas USA11 Posts
enquiring minds want to know too?? lololol!!
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Jan 24, 2009 7:27 PM CST Partners cost too much???
rasgumby
rasgumbyrasgumbyMoberly, Missouri USA99 Threads 10 Polls 4,665 Posts
Indyfella: Trying to remember the last time I bought a tampon for myself?


I'm sure you can remember yesterdayrolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 24, 2009 7:28 PM CST Partners cost too much???
Sommerauer71
Sommerauer71Sommerauer71Salzburg, Austria133 Threads 4 Polls 12,414 Posts
Indyfella: buying 25 more pillows that match for the bed...the one's you toss on the floor while sleeping.



We have to have pillows, Indy.

Simply so that we can toss them onto the floor.

It is what we do.
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Jan 24, 2009 7:28 PM CST Partners cost too much???
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
Expensive car parts or Accesories. Geeez he just bought those wheels what is wrong with them.frustrated doh rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 24, 2009 7:30 PM CST Partners cost too much???
hppy2b
hppy2bhppy2bdallas, Texas USA11 Posts
you know what ? It might cost more, but think of all the shared talks,television watching, not to mention cuddling and making love every day. And someone to go out with, it would really be worth it!!heart beating
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Jan 24, 2009 7:31 PM CST Partners cost too much???
Sommerauer71
Sommerauer71Sommerauer71Salzburg, Austria133 Threads 4 Polls 12,414 Posts
It will be cheaper for me.

My phone bill will be reduced.

I will have no flight tickets to buy.

He has no hair, so my electricity bill will not be too much higher.

Although he has teeth, so toothpaste may go up a bit.
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Jan 24, 2009 7:31 PM CST Partners cost too much???
rasgumby
rasgumbyrasgumbyMoberly, Missouri USA99 Threads 10 Polls 4,665 Posts
Sommerauer71: Your electricity bill is hiked, hairdryers and all sorts of appliances that need to be plugged in.

All that laundry, more food, more wine, bigger bed, new bathroom suite, new sofa, big enough for you both to lie on.

Oh the costs, and then the trauma, all those pink toothbrushes in your bathroom, mascara on your towels, fluffy lavatory covers, and then in the kitchen, you will have ironed tea towels, you will not be able to find anything, your forks will have forked off to another drawer and your beer has been moved to the garage..


A whatconfused

I think that topic would need another thread!!!
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Jan 24, 2009 7:32 PM CST Partners cost too much???
rasgumby
rasgumbyrasgumbyMoberly, Missouri USA99 Threads 10 Polls 4,665 Posts
mylifewithu: Expensive car parts or Accesories. Geeez he just bought those wheels what is wrong with them.


And she has wrecked the car how many times this monthprofessor
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Jan 24, 2009 7:34 PM CST Partners cost too much???
rasgumby
rasgumbyrasgumbyMoberly, Missouri USA99 Threads 10 Polls 4,665 Posts
hppy2b: you know what ? It might cost more, but think of all the shared talks,television watching, not to mention cuddling and making love every day. And someone to go out with, it would really be worth it!!


Come on now,,, try real hard.. you have a funny bone somewhere!

all in fun so no serious allowedtongue

And wouldn't it be shared talks while trying to watch TV?
ggrrrrrr!grin
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Jan 24, 2009 7:35 PM CST Partners cost too much???
Sommerauer71
Sommerauer71Sommerauer71Salzburg, Austria133 Threads 4 Polls 12,414 Posts
rasgumby: A what

I think that topic would need another thread!!!


Ironed tea towels.
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Jan 24, 2009 7:35 PM CST Partners cost too much???
venere08
venere08venere08Puglia and Autumn, South Australia Australia121 Threads 2 Polls 9,996 Posts
A fridge full of wonderful food ingredients.

I love cooking!pizza burger popcorn (sorry, no atlantic salmon emo'sdunno)

Increased mobile phone bills. Cuz he will want to keep in touch with me LOTS throughout the daygrin
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