You are thinking about letting your newly found partner move in with you. What are some of the expenses ahead that you might not think of beforehand??
(MAKE IT FUNNY)
When she moves in: The cost of toilet paper quadruples. The cost of cleaning supplies goes through the roof!! All a guy needs is a bottle of windex..cleans everything
rasgumby: You are thinking about letting your newly found partner move in with you. What are some of the expenses ahead that you might not think of beforehand??
(MAKE IT FUNNY)
When she moves in: The cost of toilet paper quadruples. The cost of cleaning supplies goes through the roof!! All a guy needs is a bottle of windex..cleans everything
I find that a good quality degreaser works better on most projects.
rasgumby: You are thinking about letting your newly found partner move in with you. What are some of the expenses ahead that you might not think of beforehand??
(MAKE IT FUNNY)
When she moves in: The cost of toilet paper quadruples. The cost of cleaning supplies goes through the roof!! All a guy needs is a bottle of windex..cleans everything
Your electricity bill is hiked, hairdryers and all sorts of appliances that need to be plugged in.
All that laundry, more food, more wine, bigger bed, new bathroom suite, new sofa, big enough for you both to lie on.
Oh the costs, and then the trauma, all those pink toothbrushes in your bathroom, mascara on your towels, fluffy lavatory covers, and then in the kitchen, you will have ironed tea towels, you will not be able to find anything, your forks will have forked off to another drawer and your beer has been moved to the garage..
you know what ? It might cost more, but think of all the shared talks,television watching, not to mention cuddling and making love every day. And someone to go out with, it would really be worth it!!
Sommerauer71: Your electricity bill is hiked, hairdryers and all sorts of appliances that need to be plugged in.
All that laundry, more food, more wine, bigger bed, new bathroom suite, new sofa, big enough for you both to lie on.
Oh the costs, and then the trauma, all those pink toothbrushes in your bathroom, mascara on your towels, fluffy lavatory covers, and then in the kitchen, you will have ironed tea towels, you will not be able to find anything, your forks will have forked off to another drawer and your beer has been moved to the garage..
hppy2b: you know what ? It might cost more, but think of all the shared talks,television watching, not to mention cuddling and making love every day. And someone to go out with, it would really be worth it!!
Come on now,,, try real hard.. you have a funny bone somewhere!
all in fun so no serious allowed
And wouldn't it be shared talks while trying to watch TV? ggrrrrrr!
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What are some of the expenses ahead that you might not think of beforehand??
(MAKE IT FUNNY)
When she moves in:
The cost of toilet paper quadruples.
The cost of cleaning supplies goes through the roof!! All a guy needs is a bottle of windex..cleans everything