Macedonian Jokes....You know You are Macedonian when..... (25)
we beat u once 
3-0 this year we play again i think 
3-0 this year we play again i think 
markizamkd25: we beat u once 3-0 this year we play again i think
I think it was 3-2....we are still crying about it!!
You know you miss Romania if you feel at ease reading all of the above
Fallingman: I think it was 3-2....we are still crying about it!!
Not a good day that for Iirsh football !.
Hey, let's invite the Macedonians to play for Ireland. Sure didn't Colin Farrell (who is Irish) play the part of Alexander the Great (who is Macedonaian, not Greek !).
If we cant beat them, get them to join us.
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Bulgarian football team on the referee.
131. You hate either Levski Sofia or CSKA Sofia.
132. You still love football more, even though the volleyball team is amazing.
133. You have a professional's knowledge of wrestling and weightlifting.
134. You believe that the Bulgarian weightlifters are the only ones not to use doping.
135. You pride yourself with knowing how yoghurt
is made.
136. You actually have no idea how it is made.
137. You claim that a Bulgarian invented the computer.
138. You know that he was actually half-American and never lived in Bulgaria.
139. You eat "shkembe chorba" for breakfast.
140. You believe "pacha" is tasty.
I found my self in lot of them but i hate pacha and shkembe chorba
141. You drink beer for breakfast.
142. You are taught to eat ice cream only in summer.
143. Your mom and grandma shout at you when you eat it in winter.
144. You have "boza" or "ayran" with "banitsa" as a snack.
145. You like pork intestines boiled and stuffed with "slanina" and meat.
146. Your grandma cooks for 10 people, although there are only 4 people in the house.
147. She gets worried if you don't get a second helping.
148. She gets annoyed when you don't wake up early just to have breakfast.
149. The TV channels at home show at least 3 South American soap operas per day.
150. Your grandma watches all of them.
151. You know who Azis and Slavi Trifonov are.
152. You care about Eurovision.
153. You care about Big Brother.
154. You care about Music Idol.
155. You always vote for the Balkan nations at Eurovision, despite actually hating them.
156. You believe that blond highlights go well in your extremely black hair.
157. You need to wear make up even if you just go out to throw out the rubbish.
158. You believe that being hairy is a sign of masculinity.
159. You say "Chestita banya!" every time someone's had a shower.
160. You never get a haircut in winter, because you don't want to catch a cold.
161. You think that a Moskvich with curtains on the back windows is cool.
162. You believe paying taxes and licences is unnecessary.
163. You will pay more to avoid paying them.
You know that you're Bulgarian if you are smiling while reading this in some apartment in North America (or abroad), listening to Slavi and remembering the great summer that you had this year in BG!!!