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Feb 8, 2009 4:29 PM CST Embarrassing Typos
SexyAttorney
SexyAttorneySexyAttorneyClearwater, Florida USA34 Threads 1,748 Posts
I try to proofread emails when I send them out but sometimes one slips by.

I was getting to know a gentleman from another dating site and decided to send him an email to show him I was thinking about him.

I went into great detail about how I was sitting on a very huge and wet dock rocking back and forth and wished he was here to experience the ambiance. Unfortunately, there was a typo of a slang word for a male anatomy part in place of the word dock.
I don't understand why I never heard from that gentleman again. confused
Oh well, it is raining now and I need to find my boobs........
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Feb 8, 2009 4:42 PM CST Embarrassing Typos
buzzy
buzzybuzzybiddeford, Maine USA40 Threads 1 Polls 2,440 Posts
SexyAttorney: I try to proofread emails when I send them out but sometimes one slips by.

I was getting to know a gentleman from another dating site and decided to send him an email to show him I was thinking about him.

I went into great detail about how I was sitting on a very huge and wet dock rocking back and forth and wished he was here to experience the ambiance. Unfortunately, there was a typo of a slang word for a male anatomy part in place of the word dock.
I don't understand why I never heard from that gentleman again.
Oh well, it is raining now and I need to find my boobs........



rolling on the floor laughing If I saw that typo I would just figure you were just being yourself! I guess he was not into threesomes!rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 8, 2009 6:15 PM CST Embarrassing Typos
mike69spain
mike69spainmike69spainAlmuñécar, Andalusia Spain41 Threads 6 Polls 5,508 Posts
I would have replied, but surely a bit cautious

Again, I want to refer to the" Korean clock lady"

rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 8, 2009 6:25 PM CST Embarrassing Typos
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada82 Threads 3 Polls 34,865 Posts
In response to: I try to proofread emails when I send them out but sometimes one slips by.

I was getting to know a gentleman from another dating site and decided to send him an email to show him I was thinking about him.

I went into great detail about how I was sitting on a very huge and wet dock rocking back and forth and wished he was here to experience the ambiance. Unfortunately, there was a typo of a slang word for a male anatomy part in place of the word dock.
I don't understand why I never heard from that gentleman again.
Oh well, it is raining now and I need to find my boobs........



Well I called ship a c*nt once..if that counts...on a type O...I can't even remember what I was originally trying to say...but I am right up there with erotic and offensive type O's...my fingers just seem to know all the wrong places....roll eyes blushing rolling on the floor laughing uh oh wow
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Feb 8, 2009 6:28 PM CST Embarrassing Typos
hopefloats
hopefloatshopefloatsSlim's Lady, Tennessee USA55 Threads 8,331 Posts
laugh

Reminds me of my typo in the church bulletin one time......

Fellowship Sunday afternoon from 1:00-4:00. Come and enjoy the food and games or just shit around conversing, getting to know one another.



hole hole shock foot in mouth
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Feb 8, 2009 6:31 PM CST Embarrassing Typos
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA298 Threads 31,072 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing That is so funny. I know I make many often and unfortunately I never noticed them either till they have been sent rolling on the floor laughing But mine are more from when I go back and try to make a sentence sound right and I mess it up trying to make it understandable.It ends up really messed up then. So I probable sounded very scattered brained, when I don't reread the whole sentence Ugh.laugh laugh doh
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Feb 8, 2009 6:31 PM CST Embarrassing Typos
TLC69
TLC69TLC69duncannon, Pennsylvania USA1 Threads 441 Posts
SexyAttorney: I try to proofread emails when I send them out but sometimes one slips by.

I was getting to know a gentleman from another dating site and decided to send him an email to show him I was thinking about him.

I went into great detail about how I was sitting on a very huge and wet dock rocking back and forth and wished he was here to experience the ambiance. Unfortunately, there was a typo of a slang word for a male anatomy part in place of the word dock.
I don't understand why I never heard from that gentleman again.
Oh well, it is raining now and I need to find my boobs........



You were thinking about him HARD. rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 8, 2009 6:43 PM CST Embarrassing Typos
WhatUwish4
WhatUwish4WhatUwish4St. Augustine, Florida USA2 Threads 12,827 Posts
On a similar note, this isn't about a typo but there is a famous blunder often repeated in the journalism trade about the worst known headline error, and it was sprawled on the cover of the newspaper, too...

"Debutantes Rest Between Big Balls"
laugh laugh laugh

I bet that turned the blue bloods green...
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 8, 2009 6:49 PM CST Embarrassing Typos
SexyAttorney
SexyAttorneySexyAttorneyClearwater, Florida USA34 Threads 1,748 Posts
WhatUwish4: On a similar note, this isn't about a typo but there is a famous blunder often repeated in the journalism trade about the worst known headline error, and it was sprawled on the cover of the newspaper, too...

"Debutantes Rest Between Big Balls"


I bet that turned the blue bloods green...


rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 8, 2009 7:14 PM CST Embarrassing Typos
jvaski
jvaskijvaskiunknown, California USA161 Threads 14 Polls 14,925 Posts
SexyAttorney: I try to proofread emails when I send them out but sometimes one slips by.

I was getting to know a gentleman from another dating site and decided to send him an email to show him I was thinking about him.

I went into great detail about how I was sitting on a very huge and wet dock rocking back and forth and wished he was here to experience the ambiance. Unfortunately, there was a typo of a slang word for a male anatomy part in place of the word dock.
I don't understand why I never heard from that gentleman again.
Oh well, it is raining now and I need to find my boobs........


If the guy spent any time at all in the forums - he would have already known you were a degenerated pervert nad just " BLOWN it OFF " ............laugh
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Feb 8, 2009 7:14 PM CST Embarrassing Typos
jvaski
jvaskijvaskiunknown, California USA161 Threads 14 Polls 14,925 Posts
nad..................frustrated
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Feb 8, 2009 7:22 PM CST Embarrassing Typos
alexey8
alexey8alexey8Tel Aviv, Israel13 Threads 6 Polls 2,237 Posts
I was going somewhere once, and sent a message to ask this girl if she wanted to c*m doh laugh uh oh
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Feb 8, 2009 7:44 PM CST Embarrassing Typos
jvaski
jvaskijvaskiunknown, California USA161 Threads 14 Polls 14,925 Posts
SexyAttorney: I try to proofread emails when I send them out but sometimes one slips by.

I was getting to know a gentleman from another dating site and decided to send him an email to show him I was thinking about him.

I went into great detail about how I was sitting on a very huge and wet dock rocking back and forth and wished he was here to experience the ambiance. Unfortunately, there was a typo of a slang word for a male anatomy part in place of the word dock.
I don't understand why I never heard from that gentleman again.
Oh well, it is raining now and I need to find my boobs........


Were you wearing a little "First Mate's" outfit on with a loose fitting blouse and skipper's hat - while sitting on the huge wet, rocking dock ? roll eyes daydream
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Feb 8, 2009 8:04 PM CST Embarrassing Typos
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA1,208 Threads 1 Polls 18,965 Posts
A lady at the bank was trying to be friendly. My father deposited some money and the lady said,"You did good today!" My replied,"I have been robbing Peter to pay Paul!" (Southern for gathering up and letting some things ride.) The lady at the bank said, "I wish I had a Peter"....uh!......(quickly!) "how much did you have sir!" blushing



It was funny! grin
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Feb 8, 2009 8:06 PM CST Embarrassing Typos
Indyfella
IndyfellaIndyfellaindianapolis, Indiana USA230 Threads 9 Polls 27,698 Posts
jvaski: Were you wearing a little "First Mate's" outfit on with a loose fitting blouse and skipper's hat - while sitting on the huge wet, rocking dock ?



duck is a part of the male anatomy? confused
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Feb 8, 2009 8:06 PM CST Embarrassing Typos
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA298 Threads 31,072 Posts
RillyNiceGuy: A lady at the bank was trying to be friendly. My father deposited some money and the lady said,"You did good today!" My replied,"I have been robbing Peter to pay Paul!" (Southern for gathering up and letting some things ride.) The lady at the bank said, "I wish I had a Peter"....uh!......(quickly!) "how much did you have sir!"
It was funny!
laugh laugh laugh
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Feb 8, 2009 8:08 PM CST Embarrassing Typos
jvaski
jvaskijvaskiunknown, California USA161 Threads 14 Polls 14,925 Posts
Indyfella: duck is a part of the male anatomy?


You're gonna have to ask Wish about that one Indy.....cool
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Feb 8, 2009 8:10 PM CST Embarrassing Typos
Indyfella
IndyfellaIndyfellaindianapolis, Indiana USA230 Threads 9 Polls 27,698 Posts
jvaski: You're gonna have to ask Wish about that one Indy.....




I think I'll move to another thread....laugh
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Feb 8, 2009 8:11 PM CST Embarrassing Typos
WhatUwish4
WhatUwish4WhatUwish4St. Augustine, Florida USA2 Threads 12,827 Posts
jvaski: You're gonna have to ask Wish about that one Indy.....


wow wow wow
Ask me??? AS if I remember!
doh doh

Darn it, Juan...don't you know if YOU have one or not???
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Feb 8, 2009 8:14 PM CST Embarrassing Typos
loverboy690
loverboy690loverboy690East Jordan, Michigan USA88 Threads 8 Polls 4,741 Posts
Hey guys what did I fall into here.laugh
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