Things Not To Say To Say To Your Valentine Date!! ( Archived) (18)

Feb 9, 2009 6:06 PM CST Things Not To Say To Say To Your Valentine Date!!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
1. I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.

2. People say I remind them of Eddie Haskell.

3. I used to come here all the time with my ex.

4. I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said it wouldn't hurt to consider it.

5. Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.

6. I like clay. It's mushy.

7. I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look.

8. And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest.

9. I know you said you don't eat anything with a face. But a good butcher will cut that part off for you if you ask.

10. It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I date just won't be as smart as I am.


rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 9, 2009 6:08 PM CST Things Not To Say To Say To Your Valentine Date!!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
Ooooops I stuttered on the Title rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 9, 2009 6:11 PM CST Things Not To Say To Say To Your Valentine Date!!
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
mylifewithu: Ooooops I stuttered on the Title


I'm sorry but I killed cupid...his aim was obviously wrong AGAIN!!!!!!


roll eyes uh oh rolling on the floor laughing doh devil
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Feb 9, 2009 6:12 PM CST Things Not To Say To Say To Your Valentine Date!!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
Hugz_n_Kissez: I'm sorry but I killed cupid...his aim was obviously wrong AGAIN!!!!!!
Well maybe that is why I am stuttering now, the shock of seeing Him shot down.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing doh
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Feb 9, 2009 6:12 PM CST Things Not To Say To Say To Your Valentine Date!!
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
mylifewithu: Ooooops I stuttered on the Title


I'm sorry but I killed cupid...his aim was obviously wrong AGAIN!!!!!!


roll eyes uh oh rolling on the floor laughing doh devil
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Feb 9, 2009 6:13 PM CST Things Not To Say To Say To Your Valentine Date!!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
Hugz_n_Kissez: I'm sorry but I killed cupid...his aim was obviously wrong AGAIN!!!!!!
Now you are stutteringtongue rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing double post
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Feb 9, 2009 6:13 PM CST Things Not To Say To Say To Your Valentine Date!!
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
mylifewithu: Well maybe that is why I am stuttering now, the shock of seeing Him shot down.



OOOOOOOOPPPPSSSSSSS...I had a hiccup....roll eyes uh oh laugh
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Feb 9, 2009 6:14 PM CST Things Not To Say To Say To Your Valentine Date!!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
Hugz_n_Kissez: OOOOOOOOPPPPSSSSSSS...I had a hiccup....
It's this dam jinxed thread.doh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 9, 2009 6:15 PM CST Things Not To Say To Say To Your Valentine Date!!
Indyfella
IndyfellaIndyfellaindianapolis, Indiana USA152 Threads 8 Polls 18,150 Posts
mylifewithu: It's this dam jinxed thread.


Oh...I'll give you a pity laugh






...actually, it was funny grin
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Feb 9, 2009 6:16 PM CST Things Not To Say To Say To Your Valentine Date!!
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
mylifewithu: It's this dam jinxed thread.



It must be...I think cupid cursed me before he went down....roll eyes rolling on the floor laughing uh oh wow
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Feb 9, 2009 6:16 PM CST Things Not To Say To Say To Your Valentine Date!!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
Indyfella: Oh...I'll give you a pity
...actually, it was funny
Well at least it was funnyyay laugh wink
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Feb 9, 2009 6:17 PM CST Things Not To Say To Say To Your Valentine Date!!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
Hugz_n_Kissez: It must be...I think cupid cursed me before he went down....
Well Yeah I bet he did. uh oh wow uh oh laugh
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Feb 9, 2009 6:17 PM CST Things Not To Say To Say To Your Valentine Date!!
mylifewithu: It's this dam jinxed thread.
dunno
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Feb 9, 2009 6:50 PM CST Things Not To Say To Say To Your Valentine Date!!
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA375 Threads 10,888 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 9, 2009 6:53 PM CST Things Not To Say To Say To Your Valentine Date!!
chriss
chrisschrissst.helens, Merseyside, England UK79 Threads 15 Polls 4,472 Posts
your good in bed but ya sisters betterdunno
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Feb 9, 2009 6:56 PM CST Things Not To Say To Say To Your Valentine Date!!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
chriss: your good in bed but ya sisters better
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing good onelaugh
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Feb 9, 2009 7:11 PM CST Things Not To Say To Say To Your Valentine Date!!
hrt4lse
hrt4lsehrt4lseRedding, California USA13 Threads 1,233 Posts
If anyone ever said #7 to me, I'd be getting up & walking out laugh
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Feb 9, 2009 7:20 PM CST Things Not To Say To Say To Your Valentine Date!!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
hrt4lse: If anyone ever said #7 to me, I'd be getting up & walking out
Me too and I might toss my glass of soda in his face laugh laugh thumbs up
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