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Feb 11, 2009 7:40 AM CST Elderly couple
HJFinAZ
HJFinAZHJFinAZSun CIty, Arizona USA870 Threads 1 Polls 17,068 Posts
An elderly couple is at church...

About halfway through the church service, the wife writes a note and hands it to her husband.

It says: 'I just let out a silent fart, what should I do'?

He scribbles back, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid!'






grin
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Feb 11, 2009 7:42 AM CST Elderly couple
HJFinAZ: An elderly couple is at church...

About halfway through the church service, the wife writes a note and hands it to her husband.

It says: 'I just let out a silent fart, what should I do'?

He scribbles back, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid!'
wow Must have been some Dead Battery!rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 11, 2009 7:45 AM CST Elderly couple
hopefloats
hopefloatshopefloatsSlim's Lady, Tennessee USA51 Threads 6,660 Posts
HJFinAZ: An elderly couple is at church...

About halfway through the church service, the wife writes a note and hands it to her husband.

It says: 'I just let out a silent fart, what should I do'?

He scribbles back, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid!'


LAUGHING OUT LOUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rolling on the floor laughing
rolling on the floor laughing
rolling on the floor laughing



Thanks Pat!grin
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Feb 11, 2009 7:49 AM CST Elderly couple
HJFinAZ
HJFinAZHJFinAZSun CIty, Arizona USA870 Threads 1 Polls 17,068 Posts
Conrad73: Must have been some Dead Battery!


SBD would have been more interesting in church...grin

"Silent, but deadly"......devil
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Feb 11, 2009 8:07 AM CST Elderly couple
HJFinAZ: SBD would have been more interesting in church...

"Silent, but deadly"......
rolling on the floor laughing Yep,everybody blames everybody else!laugh
In the end they wonder if the Preacher dooded it.uh oh
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Feb 11, 2009 8:08 AM CST Elderly couple
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA79 Threads 13,695 Posts
HJFinAZ: An elderly couple is at church...

About halfway through the church service, the wife writes a note and hands it to her husband.

It says: 'I just let out a silent fart, what should I do'?

He scribbles back, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid!'


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Oh, God, that was bad.
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Feb 11, 2009 8:20 AM CST Elderly couple
HJFinAZ
HJFinAZHJFinAZSun CIty, Arizona USA870 Threads 1 Polls 17,068 Posts
druidess6308: Oh, God, that was bad.


I know...grin
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Feb 11, 2009 8:39 AM CST Elderly couple
soulmateTWS
soulmateTWSsoulmateTWSHappy in, Alabama USA8 Threads 4,935 Posts
HJFinAZ: An elderly couple is at church...

About halfway through the church service, the wife writes a note and hands it to her husband.

It says: 'I just let out a silent fart, what should I do'?

He scribbles back, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid!'


Good one laugh

I like starting my mornings off with a laugh...Thanks for posting it.

thumbs up
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Feb 11, 2009 9:29 AM CST Elderly couple
hopefloats
hopefloatshopefloatsSlim's Lady, Tennessee USA51 Threads 6,660 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 11, 2009 9:31 AM CST Elderly couple
tumtum52
tumtum52tumtum52trenton, New Jersey USA8 Threads 633 Posts
whats the diff between a pimple and a priest a pimple wont come on a boys face till hes 15 yrs old
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Feb 11, 2009 9:34 AM CST Elderly couple
tumtum52
tumtum52tumtum52trenton, New Jersey USA8 Threads 633 Posts
why did new zealonders invent velcro, because the sheep were getting to used to the zippers opening
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Feb 11, 2009 9:34 AM CST Elderly couple
tumtum52
tumtum52tumtum52trenton, New Jersey USA8 Threads 633 Posts
why do new zealand horses run fast, because they seen what happened to the sheep
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