Miracle Of Toilet Paper! ( Archived) (3)

> Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
> husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
> telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a
> suggestion. If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a
> piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds'.
>
> Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in
> front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. 'How long will this
> take?' I asked. They will grow larger over a period of years,' my
> husband replies.
>
> I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between
> my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?'
> Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your backside didn't it?'
>
> He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, He may even walk
> again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a
> straw!