HealthyLivingOPSomewhere In, Tennessee USA4,775 posts
(NaturalNews) Why let Congress have all the fun? You can create your own personal "economic stimulus plan" too. How do you do it? Just follow these five basic steps:
Step 1: Write a 1,000 page shopping list of all the stuff you want to buy.
Just type up a list of everything you've ever wanted to spend money on, but couldn't afford to: Cars, luxury clothing, jewelry, a big new house with a swimming pool, fancy art on the wall, exotic vacations, your own private jet... the sky's the limit!
Step 2: Go shopping with your credit cards
The next step is easy: Grab your credit cards and head to the malls. Shop for all the stuff that's on your 1,000-page shopping list. Run up all the credit you want!
Step 3: Print up counterfeit money to pay off the credit cards
Here's the really clever part: Just follow what the Federal Reserve does! Pick up a U.S. Treasury printing press and just start printing $100 bills like mad!
Step 4: Use the counterfeit money to pay off your credit cards
Next, take all the counterfeit money you've printed up and deposit it in your bank account. From there, simply pay off your credit cards. Voila! The debt is magically gone!
Step 5: Repeat!
But don't stop with doing it just once. Your own personal economics can be so downright stimulating, can't they? Invoke your economic stimulus process every few months, buying up all the things you don't really need while paying for it with money created out of nothing!
Oh yeah, and don't worry about all the other people being harmed by all the counterfeit money you're pumping into the money supply. They're all getting bailed out by the Fed anyway, right? Keep that printing press pumping!
What to do when the Secret Service arrives at your house Just tell them this is about JOBS! You're creating JOBS! Like the jobs of all those people at the car dealer you bought from, and the shoe stores you shopped at, and the private charter jet company you hired on your round-the-world trip. All those people have jobs because of your personal economic stimulus plan, don't they? Who can argue with that?
And besides, you can tell them, "This is better than just DOING NOTHING, isn't it?" These Secret Service types apparently want you to just sit there and do nothing. That's silly when you could be running the printing presses and creating JOBS!
How stupid is this plan? Now, obviously, this whole article is satire...
... or is it? Because, if you think about it, this is exactly what Congress has just authorized for the nation! It's a wild spending spree paid for with counterfeit money that's simply being created out of thin air as if the Fed were running a grand counterfeiting operation.
The republicans keep talking about putting people to work. Well, I want to say as a democrat that we should be putting people to play. If all these people who have nothing could be inspired to play our economy would be greatly improved. Henceforth, I am proposeing that the government pay people to play. Let have more football, sports of all types, music, arts of all types. So that the economy is always good. Now, if Obama could just read this.
StressFree: But that 700 billion would be coming from thin air right?
We need a bolder plan, something edgy...like land and oil.
Put a sheet of 100$ bills in the xerox, type in 100000000000000000 copies, prepare for paper jams, and sit back and collect. That's what they do at the treasury...
agman: The republicans keep talking about putting people to work. Well, I want to say as a democrat that we should be putting people to play. If all these people who have nothing could be inspired to play our economy would be greatly improved. Henceforth, I am proposeing that the government pay people to play. Let have more football, sports of all types, music, arts of all types. So that the economy is always good. Now, if Obama could just read this.
The way I see it, REP worked the last 8 years. Now it is the DEMs turn. Leadership is work. Enjoy.
Da10th: Put a sheet of 100$ bills in the xerox, type in 100000000000000000 copies, prepare for paper jams, and sit back and collect. That's what they do at the treasury...
Let me rephrase that, I'll just take the 700 billion in gold bullion.
So far I is enjoying. I cannot think of a mission more noble and important than housing the homeless and providing food to them so that they can become productive or worthy of there livin.
It's much easier to ink-jet colour photocopy the bills on facsimile paper. Most people could not tell the difference nor 'feel' it anyway; most would not know what security measures to check for at any rate. But as the so called 'real money' is already fake with absolutely nothing to actually back up its alleged value, you're perfectly right: start stimulating yo'self!!! Who are the real crooks anywho!?
HealthyLivingOPSomewhere In, Tennessee USA4,775 posts
Zeloniy: Hell, how about another war?! That worked so well for the economy
It worked well for the fat cats like Halliburton who make money from WAR PROFITEERING, but not so well for those who lost life and limbs and returned home mamed, nor for their families and loved ones.
And the insanity of our government's economic policies/priorities will cause yet a greater insanity: blaming the consequences of its absurd fiscal actions on the "free market system"!!??? What do we need to solve this horrible breakdown of the free market system? Why - of course! - more of the same insanely irresponsible government involvement/intervention that got us here in the first place!!??
Ambrose2007: And the insanity of our government's economic policies/priorities will cause yet a greater insanity: blaming the consequences of its absurd fiscal actions on the "free market system"!!??? What do we need to solve this horrible breakdown of the free market system? Why - of course! - more of the same insanely irresponsible government involvement/intervention that got us here in the first place!!??
Of course,its the best way,give the Patient more of the same Poison that made him sick in the first place;Government Economics 102.
agman: The republicans keep talking about putting people to work. Well, I want to say as a democrat that we should be putting people to play. If all these people who have nothing could be inspired to play our economy would be greatly improved. Henceforth, I am proposeing that the government pay people to play. Let have more football, sports of all types, music, arts of all types. So that the economy is always good. Now, if Obama could just read this.
I'm sure a lot of jobs will created by protecting that damn endangered mouse in Nancy Pelosi's district. How many million??? Of course the money going to ACORN will be the kicker that will save the economy.
agman: So far I is enjoying. I cannot think of a mission more noble and important than housing the homeless and providing food to them so that they can become productive or worthy of there livin.
Hell, if you have free housing and food, what else would you want? Free cable tv maybe?
here is the thing about money, there are two ways to make money, active, where you trade money for dollars and passive where most of the rich get their money from, your money works for you,
i prefer to let my money work for me because we all eventually run out of hours in a week to work, and time is limiting, so invest, be smart and invest,
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Step 1: Write a 1,000 page shopping list of all the stuff you want to buy.
Just type up a list of everything you've ever wanted to spend money on, but couldn't afford to: Cars, luxury clothing, jewelry, a big new house with a swimming pool, fancy art on the wall, exotic vacations, your own private jet... the sky's the limit!
Step 2: Go shopping with your credit cards
The next step is easy: Grab your credit cards and head to the malls. Shop for all the stuff that's on your 1,000-page shopping list. Run up all the credit you want!
Step 3: Print up counterfeit money to pay off the credit cards
Here's the really clever part: Just follow what the Federal Reserve does! Pick up a U.S. Treasury printing press and just start printing $100 bills like mad!
Step 4: Use the counterfeit money to pay off your credit cards
Next, take all the counterfeit money you've printed up and deposit it in your bank account. From there, simply pay off your credit cards. Voila! The debt is magically gone!
Step 5: Repeat!
But don't stop with doing it just once. Your own personal economics can be so downright stimulating, can't they? Invoke your economic stimulus process every few months, buying up all the things you don't really need while paying for it with money created out of nothing!
Oh yeah, and don't worry about all the other people being harmed by all the counterfeit money you're pumping into the money supply. They're all getting bailed out by the Fed anyway, right? Keep that printing press pumping!
What to do when the Secret Service arrives at your house
Just tell them this is about JOBS! You're creating JOBS! Like the jobs of all those people at the car dealer you bought from, and the shoe stores you shopped at, and the private charter jet company you hired on your round-the-world trip. All those people have jobs because of your personal economic stimulus plan, don't they? Who can argue with that?
And besides, you can tell them, "This is better than just DOING NOTHING, isn't it?" These Secret Service types apparently want you to just sit there and do nothing. That's silly when you could be running the printing presses and creating JOBS!
How stupid is this plan?
Now, obviously, this whole article is satire...
... or is it? Because, if you think about it, this is exactly what Congress has just authorized for the nation! It's a wild spending spree paid for with counterfeit money that's simply being created out of thin air as if the Fed were running a grand counterfeiting operation.