Hi I'm in trouble and need advice! (42)
Guantamano Bay will be free in about 10 months...
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mbcasey: Guantamano Bay will be free in about 10 months...
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I hear the hills between Afghanistan and Pakistan are nice this time of year.
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RobbieM: My names Alan and it appears after the bad publicity recently and it coming to light that i am being investigated for a large amount of Fraud (they think a billion dollars) i need a new place to stay until the whole matter blows over and i can live on what i have sauntered away before someone tries to lock me up.
I tried to also make cricket a multi mullion pound sport, and got lots of players wives to sit on my lap and landed at the Oval with a perspex case with a million pounds in it so i cant stay in Britain as i will be a laughing stock.
What with the authorities looking for me in America where else would you suggest?
Ideally you will have a nice wife i can bounce on my lap, be impressed by money and can play dumb when the police turn up and call me your cousin Gerry from Texas.
Yours faithfully
Alan Stamford
This is a riddle, rrrriiiigggghhhhtttt??!I tried to also make cricket a multi mullion pound sport, and got lots of players wives to sit on my lap and landed at the Oval with a perspex case with a million pounds in it so i cant stay in Britain as i will be a laughing stock.
What with the authorities looking for me in America where else would you suggest?
Ideally you will have a nice wife i can bounce on my lap, be impressed by money and can play dumb when the police turn up and call me your cousin Gerry from Texas.
Yours faithfully
Alan Stamford
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RobbieM: My names Alan and it appears after the bad publicity recently and it coming to light that i am being investigated for a large amount of Fraud (they think a billion dollars) i need a new place to stay until the whole matter blows over and i can live on what i have sauntered away before someone tries to lock me up.
I tried to also make cricket a multi mullion pound sport, and got lots of players wives to sit on my lap and landed at the Oval with a perspex case with a million pounds in it so i cant stay in Britain as i will be a laughing stock.
What with the authorities looking for me in America where else would you suggest?
Ideally you will have a nice wife i can bounce on my lap, be impressed by money and can play dumb when the police turn up and call me your cousin Gerry from Texas.
Yours faithfully
Alan Stamford
lets see nice script, took you awhile, huh. i bet then you woke up from that dreamI tried to also make cricket a multi mullion pound sport, and got lots of players wives to sit on my lap and landed at the Oval with a perspex case with a million pounds in it so i cant stay in Britain as i will be a laughing stock.
What with the authorities looking for me in America where else would you suggest?
Ideally you will have a nice wife i can bounce on my lap, be impressed by money and can play dumb when the police turn up and call me your cousin Gerry from Texas.
Yours faithfully
Alan Stamford
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DazzleYou: I hear the hills between Afghanistan and Pakistan are nice this time of year.
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DazzleYou: I hear the hills between Afghanistan and Pakistan are nice this time of year.
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RobbieM: My names Alan and it appears after the bad publicity recently and it coming to light that i am being investigated for a large amount of Fraud (they think a billion dollars) i need a new place to stay until the whole matter blows over and i can live on what i have sauntered away before someone tries to lock me up.
I tried to also make cricket a multi mullion pound sport, and got lots of players wives to sit on my lap and landed at the Oval with a perspex case with a million pounds in it so i cant stay in Britain as i will be a laughing stock.
What with the authorities looking for me in America where else would you suggest?
Ideally you will have a nice wife i can bounce on my lap, be impressed by money and can play dumb when the police turn up and call me your cousin Gerry from Texas.
Yours faithfully
Alan Stamford
Well now doesn't that just beat all.I tried to also make cricket a multi mullion pound sport, and got lots of players wives to sit on my lap and landed at the Oval with a perspex case with a million pounds in it so i cant stay in Britain as i will be a laughing stock.
What with the authorities looking for me in America where else would you suggest?
Ideally you will have a nice wife i can bounce on my lap, be impressed by money and can play dumb when the police turn up and call me your cousin Gerry from Texas.
Yours faithfully
Alan Stamford
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Bloody hell i need to explain it's an opportunity to take the piss out of a millionaire on the run from the authorities?
If you hve to explain it there's no point....jesus
If you hve to explain it there's no point....jesus
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RobbieM: Bloody hell i need to explain it's an opportunity to take the piss out of a millionaire on the run from the authorities?
If you hve to explain it there's no point....jesus
If you hve to explain it there's no point....jesus
I knew EXACTLY what you were talking about Rob.
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RobbieM: Bloody hell i need to explain it's an opportunity to take the piss out of a millionaire on the run from the authorities?
If you hve to explain it there's no point....jesus
send me half a million dollars and you can stay with me. maybe my ex wife will sit on your lapIf you hve to explain it there's no point....jesus
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Maybe they don't realise another crooks on the run after ripping people off for about a billion dollars?
Maybe if they find out if they have been robbed via their pension they might have a word to say?
Oh well too subtle i guess.
Next time i'll do the easy peasy version.
hopefloats: I knew EXACTLY what you were talking about Rob. Obviously some others don't.
Maybe if they find out if they have been robbed via their pension they might have a word to say?
Oh well too subtle i guess.
Next time i'll do the easy peasy version.
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Take your little luxury floating dinghy and head for Somalia
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Alan just left my house......come back Alan I didn't mean what I said!
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Remember the hole they made in the ground the other day when play could not start?????
(try lifting the turf!'
(try lifting the turf!'
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Damascus is supposed to be nice the time of year!
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Runnnnnnnnnnnnnnn Alan Runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
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RobbieM: My names Alan and it appears after the bad publicity recently and it coming to light that i am being investigated for a large amount of Fraud (they think a billion dollars) i need a new place to stay until the whole matter blows over and i can live on what i have sauntered away before someone tries to lock me up.
I tried to also make cricket a multi mullion pound sport, and got lots of players wives to sit on my lap and landed at the Oval with a perspex case with a million pounds in it so i cant stay in Britain as i will be a laughing stock.
What with the authorities looking for me in America where else would you suggest?
Ideally you will have a nice wife i can bounce on my lap, be impressed by money and can play dumb when the police turn up and call me your cousin Gerry from Texas.
Yours faithfully
Alan Stamford
I tried to also make cricket a multi mullion pound sport, and got lots of players wives to sit on my lap and landed at the Oval with a perspex case with a million pounds in it so i cant stay in Britain as i will be a laughing stock.
What with the authorities looking for me in America where else would you suggest?
Ideally you will have a nice wife i can bounce on my lap, be impressed by money and can play dumb when the police turn up and call me your cousin Gerry from Texas.
Yours faithfully
Alan Stamford
What the...?!!
Look, I've already told you, love, that you can stay with me and lie low until the dust settles. What's up.... my place not good enough for ya?Well......
I thought we'd discussed this, why go to all this trouble?
Offended doesn't even come close!!!
Last time I try and do something for YOU!!
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roseofsharon: What the...?!! Look, I've already told you, love, that you can stay with me and lie low until the dust settles. What's up.... my place not good enough for ya?
Well......
I thought we'd discussed this, why go to all this trouble?
Offended doesn't even come close!!! Last time I try and do something for YOU!!
Well......
I thought we'd discussed this, why go to all this trouble?
Offended doesn't even come close!!! Last time I try and do something for YOU!!
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I tried to also make cricket a multi mullion pound sport, and got lots of players wives to sit on my lap and landed at the Oval with a perspex case with a million pounds in it so i cant stay in Britain as i will be a laughing stock.
What with the authorities looking for me in America where else would you suggest?
Ideally you will have a nice wife i can bounce on my lap, be impressed by money and can play dumb when the police turn up and call me your cousin Gerry from Texas.
Yours faithfully
Alan Stamford