I need a date.... (84)
Well Jan...if all you need is a lift home, why not organise yourself a non-smoking taxi driver??...
Jan1305: .....for or before May 13th. It´s my birthday and I´ll be having a big party.
Now, as a non-smoker and many of my friends, colleagues attending my bash will be smokers, and I will be ...well....slightly inebriated...c´mon it´s my birthday, so advice folks, I will need a man to take me home....non smoker.
Offers? Not a chance here on CS, everybody is taken or too far away...so, advice folks.
I´m thinking about the future from a non-temporary-smoker view!
//would a candlelit dinner for two be ok dear lady if so please reply saying where and when in a plain envelopeNow, as a non-smoker and many of my friends, colleagues attending my bash will be smokers, and I will be ...well....slightly inebriated...c´mon it´s my birthday, so advice folks, I will need a man to take me home....non smoker.
Offers? Not a chance here on CS, everybody is taken or too far away...so, advice folks.
I´m thinking about the future from a non-temporary-smoker view!
Jan1305: .....for or before May 13th. It´s my birthday and I´ll be having a big party.
Now, as a non-smoker and many of my friends, colleagues attending my bash will be smokers, and I will be ...well....slightly inebriated...c´mon it´s my birthday, so advice folks, I will need a man to take me home....non smoker.
Offers? Not a chance here on CS, everybody is taken or too far away...so, advice folks.
I´m thinking about the future from a non-temporary-smoker view!
Now, as a non-smoker and many of my friends, colleagues attending my bash will be smokers, and I will be ...well....slightly inebriated...c´mon it´s my birthday, so advice folks, I will need a man to take me home....non smoker.
Offers? Not a chance here on CS, everybody is taken or too far away...so, advice folks.
I´m thinking about the future from a non-temporary-smoker view!
How many of your friends, work mates are single...
What kinda bash is this....Are gate crashers allowed..
So your planning on getting pissed as a fart...
And we (us good folk on CS) have 6wks to get you a date. Plenty of time
Now this I like Jan.
I will find you a non smoking date.
I will find you a non smoking date.
You know,that Dr.Tuareg sounds familiar
Conrad73: You know,that Dr.Tuareg sounds familiar
He's PPV.
lusciousmile: He's PPV.
I am thinking the same
Are we not finding a date for Jan?
Rather than discussing where my boyfriend is?
He has been on the other end of my phone, just so you all know.
That should keep you all entertained.
Now, let us back to Jan.
Rather than discussing where my boyfriend is?
He has been on the other end of my phone, just so you all know.
That should keep you all entertained.
Now, let us back to Jan.
Sommerauer71: Are we not finding a date for Jan?
Rather than discussing where my boyfriend is?
He has been on the other end of my phone, just so you all know.
That should keep you all entertained.
Now, let us back to Jan.
Rather than discussing where my boyfriend is?
He has been on the other end of my phone, just so you all know.
That should keep you all entertained.
Now, let us back to Jan.
Whether he is your boyfriend or not, doesn't mean we are not allowed to notice when a banned member re-appears. We still will, whether it is him re-appearing or someone else.
Sommerauer71: Are we not finding a date for Jan?
Rather than discussing where my boyfriend is?
He has been on the other end of my phone, just so you all know.
That should keep you all entertained.
Now, let us back to Jan.
Rather than discussing where my boyfriend is?
He has been on the other end of my phone, just so you all know.
That should keep you all entertained.
Now, let us back to Jan.
Point taken..Its just the style of writing and sense of humour is very similar..If you are offended sorry...
Back to Jan..what about Elley..single, intelligent and a smoker..
Two out three anit bad..
lusciousmile: Whether he is your boyfriend or not, doesn't mean we are not allowed to notice when a banned member re-appears. We still will, whether it is him re-appearing or someone else.
Oh come on Lush, where did I say, you were not allowed to notice?
Oh and I know you will.
Of that I have never doubted.
It happens often, a banned member returning, yet many people will smile and move on.
Not jump into a thread, that was started for some fun, and have great satisfaction in crowing about a banned member returning.
Still, that is what happens.
Hope your day is good.
Phoenix: Point taken..Its just the style of writing and sense of humour is very similar..If you are offended sorry...
Back to Jan..what about Elley..single, intelligent and a smoker..
Two out three anit bad..
Back to Jan..what about Elley..single, intelligent and a smoker..
Two out three anit bad..
I think our Elley and our Jan, should go out for her birthday.
In fact, I think we should all go out for Jan's birthday.
I would not have a cigarette, to support her that evening.
Jan, I am coming to Spain for your birthday.
If you do not have a date, you get me.
And oh what fun we would have.
Frankly, I'm shocked.....but I also think a few more camels, and a lot more humping around here would be a good thing indeed....innit??....
Sommerauer71:
Not jump into a thread, that was started for some fun, and have great satisfaction in crowing about a banned member returning.
Still, that is what happens.
Hope your day is good.
Not jump into a thread, that was started for some fun, and have great satisfaction in crowing about a banned member returning.
Still, that is what happens.
Hope your day is good.
I would also get her home safely, but she's terrified of my pet anaconda....
Sommerauer71: Fabulous.
Weddie could apply.
He would get Jan home safely.
Weddie could apply.
He would get Jan home safely.
It happens often, a banned member returning, yet many people will smile and move on.
Not jump into a thread, that was started for some fun, and have great satisfaction in crowing about a banned member returning.
Still, that is what happens. quote]
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Oh, there are others too.
What does irritate the s**t out of me is when I get mailed by sundry CS members who seem to have nothing better to do than act as self-appointed watchdogs here sending me mails telling me what is obvious to anyone with as few brain cells as I have ...... Do these people get a kick out of something?
I`m talking about those who sit on the sidelines and have nothing to contribute to threads, the silent readers ......... guarding our morals or something?
Lagoona22: Frankly, I'm shocked.....but I also think a few more camels, and a lot more humping around here would be a good thing indeed....innit??....
You think?
Sommerauer71: Oh come on Lush, where did I say, you were not allowed to notice?
Oh and I know you will.
Of that I have never doubted.
It happens often, a banned member returning, yet many people will smile and move on.
Not jump into a thread, that was started for some fun, and have great satisfaction in crowing about a banned member returning.
Still, that is what happens.
Hope your day is good.
Oh and I know you will.
Of that I have never doubted.
It happens often, a banned member returning, yet many people will smile and move on.
Not jump into a thread, that was started for some fun, and have great satisfaction in crowing about a banned member returning.
Still, that is what happens.
Hope your day is good.
You know it's him, so I don't get the long story.
I smile about many things, just not manipulation. Never!
Enjoy your day, too.
Jan, my brother is single.
Lagoona22: Frankly, I'm shocked.....but I also think a few more camels, and a lot more humping around here would be a good thing indeed....innit??....
I think Ulimaroa took all the camels. Summit about another trek through the Morrocan desert, recruiting some foreign CS'ers.
Jan this is the craic....Do as Her Royal Highness says set up a PO box and ask all the blokes to foward their CVs...Pass them to smoky to weedout the scammers and no hopers..
In the mean time draw up a short list of all the available pieces of meat here and put it to a vote..
1..Weddy
2..Lago
3..Elley
4..The new bloke (sorry I forgot your name)
5..Radders
6..
7..
Or you could take sommers idea (excellent possibilities)..Take a girl friend with you. That could be interesting.
In the mean time draw up a short list of all the available pieces of meat here and put it to a vote..
1..Weddy
2..Lago
3..Elley
4..The new bloke (sorry I forgot your name)
5..Radders
6..
7..
Or you could take sommers idea (excellent possibilities)..Take a girl friend with you. That could be interesting.
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Now, as a non-smoker
Offers? Not a chance here on CS, everybody is taken or too far away...so, advice folks.
I´m thinking about the future from a non-temporary-smoker view!