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Feb 25, 2009 8:05 PM CST New Language For Work?
sexielady
sexieladysexieladysomewhere in FL, Florida USA4 Threads 273 Posts
Dear Employees:

It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers.

Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.

We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers.

Therefore,a list of 18 New and Innovative 'TRY SAYING' phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.




Number 1
TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're doing.

Number 2
TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF: She's a f___ing bit__.

Number 3
TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?

Number 4
TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.
INSTEAD OF: No f___ing way.

Number 5
TRY SAYING: Really?
INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh___ing me!

Number 6
TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__.

Number 7
TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF: It's not my f___ing problem.

Number 8
TRY SAYING: That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF: What the f___?

Number 9
TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF: This sh__ won't work.

Number 10
TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF: Why the f___ didn't you tell me sooner?

Number 11
TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues...
INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his a__.

Number 12
TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
INSTEAD OF: Eat sh__ and die.

Number 13
TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a__.

Number 14
TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
INSTEAD OF: F__ it, I'm on salary.

Number 15
TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.
INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a__.

Number 16
TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF: This f___ing job sucks.

Number 17
TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF: Who the f___ died and made you boss?

Number 18
TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive.
INSTEAD OF: He's a pr_ck.

Thank You,
Human Resources


doh
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Feb 25, 2009 8:08 PM CST New Language For Work?
takeit4granted
takeit4grantedtakeit4grantednew berlin, Wisconsin USA4 Threads 785 Posts
luv those,,,in fact have heard a fewbouquet
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Feb 25, 2009 8:14 PM CST New Language For Work?
sexielady
sexieladysexieladysomewhere in FL, Florida USA4 Threads 273 Posts
takeit4granted: luv those,,,in fact have heard a few


Just trying to lighten it up around here. It's been very heavy! grin
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Feb 25, 2009 8:19 PM CST New Language For Work?
sexielady
sexieladysexieladysomewhere in FL, Florida USA4 Threads 273 Posts
takeit4granted: I thought it was just me that noticed


detective I've been watching! grin
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Feb 25, 2009 8:19 PM CST New Language For Work?
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA79 Threads 13,695 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Can we combine both in #15, though? They would be sooooo appropriate together most times.

Good ones!
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Feb 25, 2009 8:21 PM CST New Language For Work?
sexielady
sexieladysexieladysomewhere in FL, Florida USA4 Threads 273 Posts
druidess6308: Can we combine both in #15, though? They would be sooooo appropriate together most times.

Good ones!


OMG You are soooooooooooooooo right!!!! laugh
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Feb 25, 2009 8:22 PM CST New Language For Work?
sexielady
sexieladysexieladysomewhere in FL, Florida USA4 Threads 273 Posts
takeit4granted: oooooo,,,a dirty talking voyuer,,someone pinch me



angel innocent devil
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Feb 25, 2009 8:28 PM CST New Language For Work?
Shirley49WV
Shirley49WVShirley49WVMason, West Virginia USA27 Threads 2,449 Posts
Love this and in fact I think I've said several of them. blushing
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Feb 25, 2009 8:29 PM CST New Language For Work?
mdconcreter
mdconcretermdconcretermt.airy, Maryland USA3 Threads 60 Posts
that hand me honestly LMAO thank you so very much. i am sure i wont be usuing any of them in my line of work but funny funny funny none the less
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Feb 25, 2009 8:31 PM CST New Language For Work?
sexielady
sexieladysexieladysomewhere in FL, Florida USA4 Threads 273 Posts
Shirley49WV: Love this and in fact I think I've said several of them.


Boy have I wanted to say the bad ones and have under my breath!laugh And I always prayed I wasn't overheard! grin
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Feb 25, 2009 8:33 PM CST New Language For Work?
sexielady
sexieladysexieladysomewhere in FL, Florida USA4 Threads 273 Posts
mdconcreter: that hand me honestly LMAO thank you so very much. i am sure i wont be usuing any of them in my line of work but funny funny funny none the less


Glad you enjoyed them. Just wanted to lighten things up around here. I know I need more laughter after a stressful day at work! grin
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