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Feb 25, 2009 9:07 PM CST New Evening Classes.....
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
New Evening Classes for Men:

Evening classes for men. Starting this month!

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants each.


1. How to fill ice-cube trays. Step by step with slide presentation.
2. Lavatory paper rolls: do they grow on the holders? Round-table discussion.
3. Differences between the laundry basket and the floor. Pictures and explanatory graphics.
4. The after-dinner dishes and silverware: can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink? Examples on video.
5. Loss of identity: losing the remote to your significant other.Helpline and support groups.
6. Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming. Open forum.
7. Health watch: bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health.Graphics and audio tape.
8. Real men ask for directions when lost.Real-life testimonials.
9. Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks? Driving simulation.
10. Learning to live: basic differences between mother and wife.Online class and role playing.
11. How to be the ideal shopping companion. Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.
12. How to fight cerebral atrophy: remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to be late. Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.

New Evening Classes for Women:

Women think they already know everything, but wait... training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
4. Man Management: Minor Househod Chores Can Wait Till After The Game
5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too
6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First
8. Communication Skills II : Thinking Before peaking
9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
12. Introduction to Parking (hahahahahahaha)
13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat
15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
19. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His
20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
21. Classic Footwear: Wearing Shoes You Already Have
22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both
25. TV Remotes: For Men Only



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Feb 25, 2009 9:07 PM CST New Evening Classes.....
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA375 Threads 10,888 Posts
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Feb 25, 2009 9:11 PM CST New Evening Classes.....
curefan
curefancurefanmount olive, Mississippi USA38 Threads 2 Polls 674 Posts
Hugz_n_Kissez: New Evening Classes for Men:

Evening classes for men. Starting this month!

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants each. 1. How to fill ice-cube trays. Step by step with slide presentation.
2. Lavatory paper rolls: do they grow on the holders? Round-table discussion.
3. Differences between the laundry basket and the floor. Pictures and explanatory graphics.
4. The after-dinner dishes and silverware: can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink? Examples on video.
5. Loss of identity: losing the remote to your significant other.Helpline and support groups.
6. Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming. Open forum.
7. Health watch: bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health.Graphics and audio tape.
8. Real men ask for directions when lost.Real-life testimonials.
9. Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks? Driving simulation.
10. Learning to live: basic differences between mother and wife.Online class and role playing.
11. How to be the ideal shopping companion. Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.
12. How to fight cerebral atrophy: remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to be late. Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.

New Evening Classes for Women:

Women think they already know everything, but wait... training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
4. Man Management: Minor Househod Chores Can Wait Till After The Game
5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too
6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First
8. Communication Skills II : Thinking Before peaking
9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
12. Introduction to Parking (hahahahahahaha)
13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat
15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
19. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His
20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
21. Classic Footwear: Wearing Shoes You Already Have
22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both
25. TV Remotes: For Men Only
laugh come on shelley us guys can do some thingslaugh laugh
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Feb 25, 2009 9:12 PM CST New Evening Classes.....
livinglarge
livinglargelivinglargein a good place, Kildare Ireland10 Threads 5,879 Posts
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Only disagree on one.

When I am PMSing ,

it is everyones problemdevil

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Feb 25, 2009 9:13 PM CST New Evening Classes.....
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
curefan: come on shelley us guys can do some things


Yes but these classes will help you to be able to do them better...wave wink laugh innocent
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Feb 25, 2009 9:14 PM CST New Evening Classes.....
curefan
curefancurefanmount olive, Mississippi USA38 Threads 2 Polls 674 Posts
Hugz_n_Kissez: Yes but these classes will help you to be able to do them better...
laugh you mean no more burger king coupons????????????????laugh
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Feb 25, 2009 9:15 PM CST New Evening Classes.....
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
livinglarge: Only disagree on one.

When I am PMSing ,

it is everyones problem



Ain't that the truth...I find we don't discriminate when it comes to PMS...everybody wears it if they are brave enough to open their mouth....wave wink devil uh oh laugh
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Feb 25, 2009 9:16 PM CST New Evening Classes.....
livinglarge
livinglargelivinglargein a good place, Kildare Ireland10 Threads 5,879 Posts
Hugz_n_Kissez: Ain't that the truth...I find we don't discriminate when it comes to PMS...everybody wears it if they are brave enough to open their mouth....


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exactlylaugh
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Feb 25, 2009 9:18 PM CST New Evening Classes.....
slim1977
slim1977slim1977my heart will always be in, Tennessee USA16 Threads 943 Posts
oh oh.... can I take them all applause or only one at a timeconfused
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Feb 25, 2009 9:18 PM CST New Evening Classes.....
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
curefan: you mean no more burger king coupons????????????????



Ok...I'm adding one more class...Restaurant choices and etiquette..You too can learn not to be cheap....Guided tours and tutorials available... tongue roll eyes rolling on the floor laughing uh oh
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Feb 25, 2009 9:20 PM CST New Evening Classes.....
curefan
curefancurefanmount olive, Mississippi USA38 Threads 2 Polls 674 Posts
Hugz_n_Kissez: Ok...I'm adding one more class...Restaurant choices and etiquette..You too can learn not to be cheap....Guided tours and tutorials available...
laugh tongue wink
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Feb 25, 2009 9:24 PM CST New Evening Classes.....
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
slim1977: oh oh.... can I take them all or only one at a time



You can take them all at once...If you can retain all that great info....sign up early though cause spaces are going fast...professor wink wow laugh wave
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Feb 25, 2009 9:41 PM CST New Evening Classes.....
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA79 Threads 13,695 Posts
I need #13 on the women's list of classes, still can't back into a space! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 25, 2009 9:44 PM CST New Evening Classes.....
loverboy690
loverboy690loverboy690East Jordan, Michigan USA84 Threads 7 Polls 3,729 Posts
wow thats too much to rememberlaugh
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Feb 25, 2009 9:45 PM CST New Evening Classes.....
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
Ok I'm adding some new evening classes just me:


How not to break the egg yolks and burn water and other cooking tips....Special guest appearance by Julia Child...professor


How to not get lost going to the grocery store and which way is North...Special tips on how to read a map and use a compass...professor


Heights and You...You too can climb a ladder and not have to have the Fire Department come and rescue you....Actual ladder climbing and learn to breath techniques....professor


The beauty of snakes...Getting over your fear of snakes... A free trip to the zoo and rubber snake handling....professor



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Feb 25, 2009 10:04 PM CST New Evening Classes.....
gypsykisses
gypsykissesgypsykissesPort Huron, Michigan USA7 Threads 1 Polls 2,405 Posts
Hugz_n_Kissez: Ok I'm adding some new evening classes just me:How not to break the egg yolks and burn water and other cooking tips....Special guest appearance by Julia Child... How to not get lost going to the grocery store and which way is North...Special tips on how to read a map and use a compass... Heights and You...You too can climb a ladder and not have to have the Fire Department come and rescue you....Actual ladder climbing and learn to breath techniques.... The beauty of snakes...Getting over your fear of snakes... A free trip to the zoo and rubber snake handling....




applause finally, a class I can teachrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 25, 2009 10:08 PM CST New Evening Classes.....
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
gypsykisses: finally, a class I can teach



You're hired....professor rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing



Hey darlin....hug kiss hug heart beating
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Feb 25, 2009 10:15 PM CST New Evening Classes.....
hrt4lse
hrt4lsehrt4lseRedding, California USA13 Threads 1,233 Posts
Hugz_n_Kissez: The beauty of snakes...Getting over your fear of snakes... A free trip to the zoo and rubber snake handling....


Now come on Hugz ...it's gotta be real snakes that you handle. Come to my house & I'll let you find them sleeping in the leaves. laugh (gives my mom a scare everytime she finds one)
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Feb 25, 2009 10:16 PM CST New Evening Classes.....
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
hrt4lse: Now come on Hugz ...it's gotta be real snakes that you handle. Come to my house & I'll let you find them sleeping in the leaves. (gives my mom a scare everytime she finds one)



That will be the final exam...I have to graduate to that level first...wait maybe I better start with a pic tutorial....wave wink uh oh wow laugh
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Feb 25, 2009 10:20 PM CST New Evening Classes.....
thewall2
thewall2thewall2montreal, Quebec Canada61 Threads 10,499 Posts
#25.....give me the remote,and I DON'T CARE WHAT ELSE SHE WORKS ON.thumbs up
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