New Evening Classes for Men: Evening classes for men. Starting this month!
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants each.
1. How to fill ice-cube trays. Step by step with slide presentation. 2. Lavatory paper rolls: do they grow on the holders? Round-table discussion. 3. Differences between the laundry basket and the floor. Pictures and explanatory graphics. 4. The after-dinner dishes and silverware: can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink? Examples on video. 5. Loss of identity: losing the remote to your significant other.Helpline and support groups. 6. Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming. Open forum. 7. Health watch: bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health.Graphics and audio tape. 8. Real men ask for directions when lost.Real-life testimonials. 9. Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks? Driving simulation. 10. Learning to live: basic differences between mother and wife.Online class and role playing. 11. How to be the ideal shopping companion. Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques. 12. How to fight cerebral atrophy: remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to be late. Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.
New Evening Classes for Women:
Women think they already know everything, but wait... training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:
1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before 2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits 3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits 4. Man Management: Minor Househod Chores Can Wait Till After The Game 5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too 6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His 7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First 8. Communication Skills II : Thinking Before peaking 9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging 10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire 11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up 12. Introduction to Parking (hahahahahahaha) 13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space 14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat 15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter 16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption 17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People 18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully 19. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His 20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To 21. Classic Footwear: Wearing Shoes You Already Have 22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice 23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together 24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both 25. TV Remotes: For Men Only
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants each. 1. How to fill ice-cube trays. Step by step with slide presentation. 2. Lavatory paper rolls: do they grow on the holders? Round-table discussion. 3. Differences between the laundry basket and the floor. Pictures and explanatory graphics. 4. The after-dinner dishes and silverware: can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink? Examples on video. 5. Loss of identity: losing the remote to your significant other.Helpline and support groups. 6. Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming. Open forum. 7. Health watch: bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health.Graphics and audio tape. 8. Real men ask for directions when lost.Real-life testimonials. 9. Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks? Driving simulation. 10. Learning to live: basic differences between mother and wife.Online class and role playing. 11. How to be the ideal shopping companion. Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques. 12. How to fight cerebral atrophy: remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to be late. Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.
New Evening Classes for Women:
Women think they already know everything, but wait... training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:
1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before 2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits 3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits 4. Man Management: Minor Househod Chores Can Wait Till After The Game 5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too 6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His 7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First 8. Communication Skills II : Thinking Before peaking 9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging 10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire 11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up 12. Introduction to Parking (hahahahahahaha) 13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space 14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat 15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter 16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption 17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People 18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully 19. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His 20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To 21. Classic Footwear: Wearing Shoes You Already Have 22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice 23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together 24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both 25. TV Remotes: For Men Only
livinglargein a good place, Kildare Ireland5,879 posts
Hugz_n_Kissez: Ain't that the truth...I find we don't discriminate when it comes to PMS...everybody wears it if they are brave enough to open their mouth....
Hugz_n_Kissez: Ok...I'm adding one more class...Restaurant choices and etiquette..You too can learn not to be cheap....Guided tours and tutorials available...
How not to break the egg yolks and burn water and other cooking tips....Special guest appearance by Julia Child...
How to not get lost going to the grocery store and which way is North...Special tips on how to read a map and use a compass...
Heights and You...You too can climb a ladder and not have to have the Fire Department come and rescue you....Actual ladder climbing and learn to breath techniques....
The beauty of snakes...Getting over your fear of snakes... A free trip to the zoo and rubber snake handling....
Hugz_n_Kissez: Ok I'm adding some new evening classes just me:How not to break the egg yolks and burn water and other cooking tips....Special guest appearance by Julia Child... How to not get lost going to the grocery store and which way is North...Special tips on how to read a map and use a compass... Heights and You...You too can climb a ladder and not have to have the Fire Department come and rescue you....Actual ladder climbing and learn to breath techniques.... The beauty of snakes...Getting over your fear of snakes... A free trip to the zoo and rubber snake handling....
Hugz_n_Kissez: The beauty of snakes...Getting over your fear of snakes... A free trip to the zoo and rubber snake handling....
Now come on Hugz ...it's gotta be real snakes that you handle. Come to my house & I'll let you find them sleeping in the leaves. (gives my mom a scare everytime she finds one)
hrt4lse: Now come on Hugz ...it's gotta be real snakes that you handle. Come to my house & I'll let you find them sleeping in the leaves. (gives my mom a scare everytime she finds one)
That will be the final exam...I have to graduate to that level first...wait maybe I better start with a pic tutorial....
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Evening classes for men. Starting this month!
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants each.
1. How to fill ice-cube trays. Step by step with slide presentation.
2. Lavatory paper rolls: do they grow on the holders? Round-table discussion.
3. Differences between the laundry basket and the floor. Pictures and explanatory graphics.
4. The after-dinner dishes and silverware: can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink? Examples on video.
5. Loss of identity: losing the remote to your significant other.Helpline and support groups.
6. Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming. Open forum.
7. Health watch: bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health.Graphics and audio tape.
8. Real men ask for directions when lost.Real-life testimonials.
9. Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks? Driving simulation.
10. Learning to live: basic differences between mother and wife.Online class and role playing.
11. How to be the ideal shopping companion. Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.
12. How to fight cerebral atrophy: remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to be late. Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.
New Evening Classes for Women:
Women think they already know everything, but wait... training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:
1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
4. Man Management: Minor Househod Chores Can Wait Till After The Game
5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too
6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First
8. Communication Skills II : Thinking Before peaking
9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
12. Introduction to Parking (hahahahahahaha)
13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat
15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
19. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His
20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
21. Classic Footwear: Wearing Shoes You Already Have
22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both
25. TV Remotes: For Men Only