Diary Of A Blonde... (25)
lovaboy: January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....
Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer !!!
March
Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said '2-4 years!'
April
Trapped on escalator for hours ... power went out!!!
May
Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June
Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July
Lost breast stroke swimming competition...learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August
Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open.
September
The capital of California, is 'C'.....isn't it???
Octob er
Hate M&M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
December
Couldn't call 911. 'Duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!!
Come on....it wasnt that bad was it??
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....
Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer !!!
March
Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said '2-4 years!'
April
Trapped on escalator for hours ... power went out!!!
May
Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June
Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July
Lost breast stroke swimming competition...learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August
Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open.
September
The capital of California, is 'C'.....isn't it???
Octob er
Hate M&M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
December
Couldn't call 911. 'Duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!!
Come on....it wasnt that bad was it??
hi ya mate u gud
At least this blonde does not wear knickers around here head
Tamarin: At least this blonde does not wear knickers around here head
errmm care to divulge to us blokes whre.
ciaran64: hi ya mate u gud
Hiya fella...Im sound as a pound thanks....and yaself??
Tam.....come on now.....
does BOTTLE BLOND count??
Naughty naughty Lovaboy!!.....the blonde ladies are gonny be after your blood.........I hope you like brunettes!!!.....
TGIF guys
Nice one Lova.............
missspecial: does BOTTLE BLOND count??
Ummmm...is that a trick question??
Crystal29: Naughty naughty Lovaboy!!.....the blonde ladies are gonny be after your blood.........I hope you like brunettes!!!.....
Im a pretty fast runner.....I think Ill be ok C... 
vinny1967: Nice one Lova.............
Thanks Vinny...back up at last....
How you goin bud?
lovaboy: Ummmm...is that a trick question??
Of course it is!!!
Fallingman: Of course it is!!!
Im not answering anythin without a lawyer present...
lovaboy: Thanks Vinny...back up at last....
How you goin bud?
How you goin bud?
Doin great Lova........
Scraped thru on pennos on Wed but Im still hopin .......
lovaboy: Im a pretty fast runner.....I think Ill be ok C...
Hello ......
irelands call whoop
vinny1967: Doin great Lova........
Scraped thru on pennos on Wed but Im still hopin .......
Scraped thru on pennos on Wed but Im still hopin .......
Yeah mate..I saw...right to the death eh fella?
We did a grand job against "Moron"io and his flops I thought...and I had a feeling we would turn them over at home...been consistent home AND away for most of the season though..Bring on the Scousers..
......Crystal29: Hello ......
Hiya you....
lovaboy: Yeah mate..I saw...right to the death eh fella?
We did a grand job against "Moron"io and his flops I thought...and I had a feeling we would turn them over at home...been consistent home AND away for most of the season though..Bring on the Scousers........
We did a grand job against "Moron"io and his flops I thought...and I had a feeling we would turn them over at home...been consistent home AND away for most of the season though..Bring on the Scousers........
You played badly and still won relatively handily. If you play like that tomorow you could get turned over, but I reckon a couple of Fergies rockets will remind them........
Catch ya later.........
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Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....
Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer !!!
March
Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said '2-4 years!'
April
Trapped on escalator for hours ... power went out!!!
May
Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June
Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July
Lost breast stroke swimming competition...learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August
Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open.
September
The capital of California, is 'C'.....isn't it???
Octob er
Hate M&M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
December
Couldn't call 911. 'Duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!!
Come on....it wasnt that bad was it??