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May 29, 2014 8:34 AM CST I need answers ???????????????
mjpd67
mjpd67mjpd67galway, Galway Ireland181 Threads 5 Polls 6,550 Posts
Why does x stand for a kiss ?

What does OK stand for ?


Why does a fly always die on its back ?

Why does a hedgehog always get splattered crossing the road ?

Why when traffic is at its slowest its called rush hour ?
May 29, 2014 9:12 AM CST I need answers ???????????????
RvD2014
RvD2014RvD2014Cork, Ireland14 Posts
Why does x stand for a kiss ?

What does OK stand for ?Why does a fly always die on its back ?

Why does a hedgehog always get splattered crossing the road ?

Why when traffic is at its slowest its called rush hour ?[/quote

As far as i know, but i could be wrong, but the x for a kiss goes back to when lovers would write to each other and at the end they would kiss the letter, then write an x where they kissed it so their lover would know,

the rest you can google! haha
May 29, 2014 9:28 AM CST I need answers ???????????????
goldengloss
goldenglossgoldenglossMalahide North County Dublin, Dublin Ireland3 Threads 389 Posts
Hi Yep knew about the X for kiss.
This won't satisfy you but Rush hour ~ is when people are
supposedly rushing home from work to have their Dinner/Cook their
Dinner. [Before everyone had Cars to hog up the roads to a near
Snail pace.
Bluebottles/Flies die on their backs coz they are impossible to kill
and are cute hoors.
The poor little Hedgehogs havenot adapted to their changing Habitat
[or lack of it ] and nobody taught them the Safe Crossing Code.
I will google and see can I get better answers hug
May 29, 2014 12:15 PM CST I need answers ???????????????
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
mjpd67: Why does x stand for a kiss ?

What does OK stand for ?Why does a fly always die on its back ?

Why does a hedgehog always get splattered crossing the road ?

Why when traffic is at its slowest its called rush hour ?


Without googling, I think OK came from an American politician's election campaign posters, his initials maybe?

Poor hedgehogs have tiny legs and are top heavy. They will never outrun cars crying
May 29, 2014 12:48 PM CST I need answers ???????????????
1...
where do slugs dissapear to in the morning?
2...
why did Edward Woodwood have so many 'Ds' in his name?
3...
why can flies get in through a 2 inch window gap, and yet cant go out through an open door?
4...
why am i writing this twod?


doh
May 29, 2014 2:01 PM CST I need answers ???????????????
goldengloss
goldenglossgoldenglossMalahide North County Dublin, Dublin Ireland3 Threads 389 Posts
Hi again, I googled and its just the short version of Okay.
thats it.... something not very relevant to your thread... I have a Mother Hedgehog in my back garden, she has plenty of safe places to go and isnt interrupted or annoyed .... she loves Catfood [which she comes for at night, the babies walk behind in a row... like Ducks, they love apple skins too. I love them. Full of fleas though. Cat doesnt bother them.purple heart
May 29, 2014 2:33 PM CST I need answers ???????????????
fifitheminx
fifitheminxfifitheminxDublin, Ireland35 Threads 4,039 Posts
mjpd67: Why does a fly always die on its back ?



If the same one keeps dying you are going to have to call him Lazarus.

grin
May 29, 2014 4:35 PM CST I need answers ???????????????
Fraya
FrayaFrayaCork, Ireland1 Threads 3,762 Posts
mjpd67: Why does x stand for a kiss ?
Like someone already said, x marks the kiss spot

What does OK stand for ?
It stands for an affirmitive


Why does a fly always die on its back ?
The don't, they fall over when they are dead.

Why does a hedgehog always get splattered crossing the road ?
All road kill splatters

Why when traffic is at its slowest its called rush hour ?
The need to rush is at its greatest
May 29, 2014 5:21 PM CST I need answers ???????????????
sirLarryIII
sirLarryIIIsirLarryIIIClump, Kildare Ireland72 Threads 9 Polls 2,016 Posts
goldengloss: Mother Hedgehog in my back garden, she has plenty of safe places to go and isnt interrupted or annoyed .... she loves Catfood


Auld Mother Hedgehog,is she still on the go? Is she still knockin about the Liberties? dunno confused
May 30, 2014 3:14 AM CST I need answers ???????????????
mjpd67
mjpd67mjpd67galway, Galway Ireland181 Threads 5 Polls 6,550 Posts
Fraya: The need to rush is at its greatest
so all road kill splatters does it ,so if i hit an elephant with my car is it going to splatter ? i think some animals are anti splatter they just die from massive internal injuries doh
May 30, 2014 3:56 AM CST I need answers ???????????????
fifitheminx
fifitheminxfifitheminxDublin, Ireland35 Threads 4,039 Posts
MJ i dont think an elephant counts as roadkill.

and the reason "a hedgehog always get splattered crossing the road "

is cos they are too slow to make it to the other side.
May 30, 2014 3:59 AM CST I need answers ???????????????
mjpd67
mjpd67mjpd67galway, Galway Ireland181 Threads 5 Polls 6,550 Posts
fifitheminx: MJ i dont think an elephant counts as roadkill.

and the reason "a hedgehog always get splattered crossing the road "

is cos they are too slow to make it to the other side.
thank crunchie its friday yay
May 30, 2014 4:01 AM CST I need answers ???????????????
fifitheminx
fifitheminxfifitheminxDublin, Ireland35 Threads 4,039 Posts
mjpd67: thank crunchie its friday


i know! long weekend ahoy!,

where you been? you went missing, where you go, why didnt you bring melaugh
May 30, 2014 4:06 AM CST I need answers ???????????????
mjpd67
mjpd67mjpd67galway, Galway Ireland181 Threads 5 Polls 6,550 Posts
fifitheminx: i know! long weekend ahoy!,

where you been? you went missing, where you go, why didnt you bring me
gotta pop off big contract on lol,ive been here and all over god above im worse than a nomad, hope your keeping well anyways catch you again cheers
May 30, 2014 4:18 AM CST I need answers ???????????????
fifitheminx
fifitheminxfifitheminxDublin, Ireland35 Threads 4,039 Posts
mjpd67: gotta pop off big contract on lol,ive been here and all over god above im worse than a nomad, hope your keeping well anyways catch you again


have fun with your Big contract wave
May 30, 2014 5:25 AM CST I need answers ???????????????
....where do all the 'polo middles' go?....
May 30, 2014 5:39 AM CST I need answers ???????????????
stanley8m
stanley8mstanley8mkildare, Kildare Ireland156 Threads 7 Polls 5,341 Posts
mjpd67:

Why does a hedgehog always get splattered crossing the road ?



Because while rolling up in a ball may work as a survival tactic against predators such as foxes, it doesn't work quite so well against ten ton trucks. laugh
May 30, 2014 7:08 AM CST I need answers ???????????????
mjpd67
mjpd67mjpd67galway, Galway Ireland181 Threads 5 Polls 6,550 Posts
stanley8m: Because while rolling up in a ball may work as a survival tactic against predators such as foxes, it doesn't work quite so well against ten ton trucks.
i know the feeling rolling in a ball with excess tonnage pressing on my muscular physique laugh
May 30, 2014 2:25 PM CST I need answers ???????????????
Fraya
FrayaFrayaCork, Ireland1 Threads 3,762 Posts
mjpd67: so all road kill splatters does it ,so if i hit an elephant with my car is it going to splatter ? i think some animals are anti splatter they just die from massive internal injuries


If you it an elephant with your car I reckon you're the one in trouble laugh
May 30, 2014 2:31 PM CST I need answers ???????????????
Phoenix
PhoenixPhoenixBelfast....., Antrim Ireland274 Threads 65 Polls 6,948 Posts
mjpd67:

Why does a hedgehog always get splattered crossing the road ?


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