Am I the only female who hates attending weddings...(total Scrooge lol) I'dprefer to throw a few hundred n a card n not go! Stupid hats...efforts of dressing up...screaming kids...bad dancing....normally average food...and just a bloody long day and night!had to go to one yesterday and the afters today! Really glad for my friends...she looked lovely etc...but...!
saoirse10: Am I the only female who hates attending weddings...(total Scrooge lol) I'dprefer to throw a few hundred n a card n not go! Stupid hats...efforts of dressing up...screaming kids...bad dancing....normally average food...and just a bloody long day and night!had to go to one yesterday and the afters today! Really glad for my friends...she looked lovely etc...but...!
Agreed, an obligatory chore with a lot of standing around
peachmelba: I love attending weddings because its not me walking up the isle. . . .[/quote.
Well I do like one if its a dress rehearsal like dressing up.
You know the eyes on the beautiful bride and then when I walk down the isle. All big smiley teeth after brushing with pearl drops,,, ,,,,enjoy the groom and his men doing a dance for me,,,off on honeymoon for 3 weeks come back and bring him and the dress back to where I hired them out from,,,daddy paid for the wedding so it don't matter,
Fraya: So an invitation to a wedding for you means a new dress, new shoes and a fresh bale of hay?
Food and drink too ...laughter and dancing and abit of romancing when I'm in the mood for dancing,,,,,kick off the shoes anything might happen,,,now you come up with your own ideas,,,,,..
peachmelba: Food and drink too ...laughter and dancing and abit of romancing when I'm in the mood for dancing,,,,,kick off the shoes anything might happen,,,now you come up with your own ideas,,,,,..
If I get married again freye I might have a cowgirl do and you can come too. ..may never happen but if it do its nice to be asked and your my first open invitation, cos your funny and nice and will add spice....okay I'm gona stop with these rhymes but I can't sing and I just want a spin on a motorbike made for two,
peachmelba: If I get married again freye I might have a cowgirl do and you can come too. ..may never happen but if it do its nice to be asked and your my first open invitation, cos your funny and nice and will add spice....okay I'm gona stop with these rhymes but I can't sing and I just want a spin on a motorbike made for two,
Get married again? Are you nuts? You can have fun Without the cuffs.
peachmelba: If I get married again freye I might have a cowgirl do and you can come too. ..may never happen but if it do its nice to be asked and your my first open invitation, cos your funny and nice and will add spice....okay I'm gona stop with these rhymes but I can't sing and I just want a spin on a motorbike made for two,
Get Garth to be your wedding singer ... it could be interesting. Sure, I'll go to your wedding if I can wear jeans
saoirse10: Am I the only female who hates attending weddings...(total Scrooge lol) I'dprefer to throw a few hundred n a card n not go! Stupid hats...efforts of dressing up...screaming kids...bad dancing....normally average food...and just a bloody long day and night!had to go to one yesterday and the afters today! Really glad for my friends...she looked lovely etc...but...!
I think they're great, TBH. Haven't been at one though in a while.
Fraya: Peach is passing out invitations as you speak
Slight problem . ...no groom to make me swoon,,,,could have a baby but I've had my boom,, now I'm in bloom .. Okay no wedding for me ill be just a face in the crowd and won't drink cos I gets too loud,,,ill ask mr dj to play some trance and just dance , .. Phew I'm actually relieved now,,,hey Freya did you see what pheonix put up on the music here,,dirty blues and the Care Bears, ...
peachmelba: Get married again? Are you nuts? You can have fun Without the cuffs.[/quote.
It's just a publicity stunt fraya,,,,,ssshhhh.....I have my reasons I can't share the privilidge of telling you.[/quot e
Just know that if I do I've changed the dress code to jeans just for you,,,I can wear the dresses later,,il have lots of them,,,,
Oh I see. You are luring unsuspecting thunder pants wearers into matrimonial contracts and then running away with your bales of hay at the last minute. Its a ruse to expose isnt it? Cunning plan!
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