Looking for a nice girl from farming background. (10)
stanley8mkildare, Kildare Ireland156 Threads 7 Polls 5,341 PostsHi girls, Stan here, looking for a nice country girl from a farming background. Should be proficient in filling out forms for grants and subsidies. Wellies optional.
Phoenix: There you go Stan.. Molly has some of the credentials you are looking for and she may even ut on a French accent like this...
Cork ees full of writers and fighters, theenkers and drinkers, larners and farmers. Eet could be called a place bulging weeth brains and bullocks many many bullocks.
Tout va bien-ooh, there I go again. Theengs are good in home where I stay. Lady she go to sometheeng they call Beengo. Man he do sometheen they call 'Having a Ball' in local tavern. I theenk ball he have ees not 'dance' but some-theeng they call 'ball of malt'. It well they go out, however, for when they in house together wowee. The shouts and the noises! They scream vords which they find in top newspaper during week and in bottom newspaper on Sunday. Mmmmmmmmmm am I getting eet? Sunday, Monday, Tuesdaygrrrrrrrrrrr!
I go to what they call 'hurling match'. They heet ball weeth stick. 'Meeting' they call 'Pucking'. They have some very beeg puckers. Last Prime Minister he was a pucker. I deed try to do some pucking around weeth the boys myself but they vere very rough. They pucked so hard!
Veil, that ees all I have to say. Au revoir or as they say here,
May the via rise weeth you,
Maria.
P.S. Vould you mind eef I took lessons in pucking? There ees so leetle else to do here.
Cork ees full of writers and fighters, theenkers and drinkers, larners and farmers. Eet could be called a place bulging weeth brains and bullocks many many bullocks.
Tout va bien-ooh, there I go again. Theengs are good in home where I stay. Lady she go to sometheeng they call Beengo. Man he do sometheen they call 'Having a Ball' in local tavern. I theenk ball he have ees not 'dance' but some-theeng they call 'ball of malt'. It well they go out, however, for when they in house together wowee. The shouts and the noises! They scream vords which they find in top newspaper during week and in bottom newspaper on Sunday. Mmmmmmmmmm am I getting eet? Sunday, Monday, Tuesdaygrrrrrrrrrrr!
I go to what they call 'hurling match'. They heet ball weeth stick. 'Meeting' they call 'Pucking'. They have some very beeg puckers. Last Prime Minister he was a pucker. I deed try to do some pucking around weeth the boys myself but they vere very rough. They pucked so hard!
Veil, that ees all I have to say. Au revoir or as they say here,
May the via rise weeth you,
Maria.
P.S. Vould you mind eef I took lessons in pucking? There ees so leetle else to do here.
They do puck well in cork alright boy
mollybaby: They do puck well in cork alright boy
Do the women in Cork puck with or with out their willies on?
I meant wellies but I suppose it's hard to puck with out a willie.
Phoenix: There you go Stan.. Molly has some of the credentials you are looking for and she may even ut on a French accent like this...
Cork ees full of writers and fighters, theenkers and drinkers, larners and farmers. Eet could be called a place bulging weeth brains and bullocks many many bullocks.
Tout va bien-ooh, there I go again. Theengs are good in home where I stay. Lady she go to sometheeng they call Beengo. Man he do sometheen they call 'Having a Ball' in local tavern. I theenk ball he have ees not 'dance' but some-theeng they call 'ball of malt'. It well they go out, however, for when they in house together wowee. The shouts and the noises! They scream vords which they find in top newspaper during week and in bottom newspaper on Sunday. Mmmmmmmmmm am I getting eet? Sunday, Monday, Tuesdaygrrrrrrrrrrr!
I go to what they call 'hurling match'. They heet ball weeth stick. 'Meeting' they call 'Pucking'. They have some very beeg puckers. Last Prime Minister he was a pucker. I deed try to do some pucking around weeth the boys myself but they vere very rough. They pucked so hard!
Veil, that ees all I have to say. Au revoir or as they say here,
May the via rise weeth you,
Maria.
P.S. Vould you mind eef I took lessons in pucking? There ees so leetle else to do here.
Cork ees full of writers and fighters, theenkers and drinkers, larners and farmers. Eet could be called a place bulging weeth brains and bullocks many many bullocks.
Tout va bien-ooh, there I go again. Theengs are good in home where I stay. Lady she go to sometheeng they call Beengo. Man he do sometheen they call 'Having a Ball' in local tavern. I theenk ball he have ees not 'dance' but some-theeng they call 'ball of malt'. It well they go out, however, for when they in house together wowee. The shouts and the noises! They scream vords which they find in top newspaper during week and in bottom newspaper on Sunday. Mmmmmmmmmm am I getting eet? Sunday, Monday, Tuesdaygrrrrrrrrrrr!
I go to what they call 'hurling match'. They heet ball weeth stick. 'Meeting' they call 'Pucking'. They have some very beeg puckers. Last Prime Minister he was a pucker. I deed try to do some pucking around weeth the boys myself but they vere very rough. They pucked so hard!
Veil, that ees all I have to say. Au revoir or as they say here,
May the via rise weeth you,
Maria.
P.S. Vould you mind eef I took lessons in pucking? There ees so leetle else to do here.
Phoenix, I take it you have never been to Cork. If you had you would know that half million inhabitants of this lovely county consider themselves the centre of, the greatest part, and the highest point of the universe
Molly, I have the wellies ready and the engine running.
stanley8m: Phoenix, I take it you have never been to Cork. If you had you would know that half million inhabitants of this lovely county consider themselves the centre of, the greatest part, and the highest point of the universe
Molly, I have the wellies ready and the engine running.
Molly, I have the wellies ready and the engine running.
Consider ourselves to be?????
Not at all, we Know we are!
PS. I come with my own wellies. They are part of the dowry
^^
If you went home to a rural Irish family and said you met a girl that had 2000+ acres, you'd be frog marched down to the Jeweller shop by the Father to buy an engagement ring.
If you went home to a rural Irish family and said you met a girl that had 2000+ acres, you'd be frog marched down to the Jeweller shop by the Father to buy an engagement ring.
MADDOG69: ^^
If you went home to a rural Irish family and said you met a girl that had 2000+ acres, you'd be frog marched down to the Jeweller shop by the Father to buy an engagement ring.
If you went home to a rural Irish family and said you met a girl that had 2000+ acres, you'd be frog marched down to the Jeweller shop by the Father to buy an engagement ring.
I had an offer from the widowed mother of a girl I was seeing years ago. Whereupon she told me that her daughter really liked me and that if I married the girl the farm was mine.
I told another girl I was also seeing at the same time, and she wanted me to marry the farmers daughter and then we could have the farm, that's women for you.
Hi,
Maddog ,
Thank you ,youv made my day , that,s so lovely ,
Thank you.
...noeleena...
Maddog ,
Thank you ,youv made my day , that,s so lovely ,
Thank you.
...noeleena...
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