Best Pick-Up Lines.... (88)
henonpause: We've all heard them; hell, we've probably all used them from time to time...
What are some of the funniest/cheesiest/most stupid lines used on you, or by you?
What are some of the funniest/cheesiest/most stupid lines used on you, or by you?
'Your clothes would look good on my bedroom floor'
That was my line of choice for a while.
I don't have any and I can't remember using them either.. I do my best to butter women up, get them giggling like school girls and then they are like putty in my hands..
Would you like to come for a spin in the car.
.
.Would you like to go on a spin on the bike,
Ill put a big smile on your face,
You seem like someone I would like to know..
Would you like to get high with me.
Ill put a big smile on your face,
You seem like someone I would like to know..
Would you like to get high with me.
You look like a woman that likes being on top.
Hey love what time is it? What? What? What time is it?
Listen don't mind what anyone says you're really good looking.
Im gonna raaaape you.
Can i have your number? (after him and his druggie friends tried to intimidate me out of my flat)
Listen don't mind what anyone says you're really good looking.
Im gonna raaaape you.
Can i have your number? (after him and his druggie friends tried to intimidate me out of my flat)
Do you come here often?
Where have you been all my life?
lol
Where have you been all my life?
lol
peachmelba: You look like a woman that likes being on top.
Sorry Peach i apologize
buffytheslayer: Sorry Peach i apologize
Haha, What you mean,
My place needs a woman's touch,
Your eyes look sad can I put the twinkle back in them. .
.Why is some as nice as you single, that's the most common one alot of women get,
That really annoys me,,, ..
That really annoys me,,, ..
Guy beckons you over with a finger...then says:
"If I can make you come with one finger, just think what I could do with the rest of my body!"
"If I can make you come with one finger, just think what I could do with the rest of my body!"
peachmelba: Why is some as nice as you single, that's the most common one alot of women get,That really annoys me,,, ..
That's usually a suspicious question, Peach, they are wondering what's the matter with you lol
henonpause: Guy beckons you over with a finger...then says:
"If I can make you come with one finger, just think what I could do with the rest of my body!"
."If I can make you come with one finger, just think what I could do with the rest of my body!"
...cheeky man.henonpause: That's usually a suspicious question, Peach, they are wondering what's the matter with you lol
That's a very common one asked by men on dating site,
Why are you on a dating site..
buffytheslayer: Im gonna raaaape you.
peachmelba: That's a very common one asked by men on dating site,Why are you on a dating site..
lol I know... er.... because I'm looking for someone like you? Not.
peachmelba: That's a very common one asked by men on dating site,Why are you on a dating site..
Another common one is .
What is wrong with all the men in your town thought they be banging down your door,
Haha .
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What are some of the funniest/cheesiest/most stupid lines used on you, or by you?