What is the most whimsical excuse you have for breaking up with someone? (12)
peachmelba: Well my three brothers have that much aftershave it would pack a supermarket,haha..He breaths too loud when sleeping.
that is a popular one Peachy 
I had a friend once who broke up with her fellow because he put the duvet on the bed crooked
stanley8m: She wanted me to forego Croke park for shoe shopping.
am sure that is not the most whimsical Stan
come on....spill ps you could have compromised and done both....or split up for a few hours and done you own thing
Sorry I don't do Moustaches I`m into your mate actually not you
Its Not me its all you
and recently
Jeez its killing me in diesel and your just not worth it
Beenladen: Sorry I don't do Moustaches
I`m into your mate actually not you
Its Not me its all you
and recently
Jeez its killing me in diesel and your just not worth it
I`m into your mate actually not you
Its Not me its all you
and recently
Jeez its killing me in diesel and your just not worth it
.lol
snowlynx: She wanted me to come to meet her family.
Oh well that is a seriously frightening offer, a few women have threatened me with this contractual ceremonial occasion they wanted me to partake in, where I would have to swear to forsake all others for ever, and the only way I could get out of it was through death. Talk about a crazy proposal.
I told you to put the toilet seat up after use and you just didn't listen . Well I'm off this
Necrophilia just ain't my thing anymore 
Faded blue y-fronts....
stanley8m: Oh well that is a seriously frightening offer, a few women have threatened me with this contractual ceremonial occasion they wanted me to partake in, where I would have to swear to forsake all others for ever, and the only way I could get out of it was through death. Talk about a crazy proposal.
Stan will you meet my mam for tea next Sunday,
peachmelba: Stan will you meet my mam for tea next Sunday,
Tis time she met you .
.Haha,
Okay chuck I'm outa here playing frightening banshee in a field of an estate house today ,
Hurray rain has stopped.
Time to get,
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One of mine is because he smelt like my brother