ONE LINERS... (37)

Dec 7, 2014 10:49 AM CST ONE LINERS...
henonpause
henonpausehenonpauseCork, Ireland50 Threads 2 Polls 1,504 Posts
Last year I joined a support group for antisocial people.

We haven't met yet. grin
Dec 7, 2014 12:14 PM CST ONE LINERS...
peachmelba
peachmelbapeachmelbawexford, Wexford Ireland72 Threads 9,779 Posts
I'm not late I just took my time,



That's my line I made it up myself I don't use a line that's been passed around again and again.


laugh
Dec 7, 2014 12:16 PM CST ONE LINERS...
peachmelba
peachmelbapeachmelbawexford, Wexford Ireland72 Threads 9,779 Posts
peachmelba: I'm not late I just took my time,
That's my line I made it up myself I don't use a line that's been passed around again and again.





I'm not late your just too eager.


laugh
Dec 7, 2014 12:20 PM CST ONE LINERS...
peachmelba
peachmelbapeachmelbawexford, Wexford Ireland72 Threads 9,779 Posts
peachmelba: I'm not late your just too eager.





I'm not late I just got you mixed up with another,



When your dead your dead .blues
Dec 7, 2014 12:22 PM CST ONE LINERS...
stanley8m
stanley8mstanley8mkildare, Kildare Ireland156 Threads 7 Polls 5,341 Posts
I would love to agree with you, but then we would both be wrong. giggle
Dec 7, 2014 12:58 PM CST ONE LINERS...
sweeper
sweepersweepercork, Cork Ireland5 Threads 2 Polls 191 Posts
Oneliners can get a person in trouble tongue
Dec 7, 2014 1:56 PM CST ONE LINERS...
henonpause: Last year I joined a support group for antisocial people.

We haven't met yet.


last week my father broke my favourite lamp.


i havent seen him in the same light since yay rolling on the floor laughing
Dec 7, 2014 2:09 PM CST ONE LINERS...
can i brake this ice off your face
Dec 7, 2014 2:23 PM CST ONE LINERS...
why did the chewing gum cross the road?.....

because it was stuck to the chickens foot.....
Dec 7, 2014 2:56 PM CST ONE LINERS...
henonpause
henonpausehenonpauseCork, Ireland50 Threads 2 Polls 1,504 Posts
I'm on a whiskey diet......





........ I've lost 3 days already. wine
Dec 7, 2014 3:01 PM CST ONE LINERS...
peachmelba
peachmelbapeachmelbawexford, Wexford Ireland72 Threads 9,779 Posts
To love and to hold from this day forward in sickness and health till death do us part,

Can we just. Love instead I prefer that,



I have posted all my own origanal one liners.


grin .


You lot haven't because I've heard em all before,


Get original wud ya you's .

grin .

bouquet
Dec 7, 2014 3:02 PM CST ONE LINERS...
mjpd67
mjpd67mjpd67galway, Galway Ireland181 Threads 5 Polls 6,550 Posts
peachmelba: To love and to hold from this day forward in sickness and health till death do us part,

Can we just. Love instead I prefer that,
I have posted all my own origanal one liners. .You lot haven't because I've heard em all before,Get original wud ya you's .

.
hi peachy are you still cranky ?
Dec 7, 2014 3:03 PM CST ONE LINERS...
freeman65
freeman65freeman65Longford, Ireland373 Posts
Get your retaliation in first.
Dec 7, 2014 3:04 PM CST ONE LINERS...
mjpd67
mjpd67mjpd67galway, Galway Ireland181 Threads 5 Polls 6,550 Posts
Delete my numberlaugh
Dec 7, 2014 3:07 PM CST ONE LINERS...
mjpd67
mjpd67mjpd67galway, Galway Ireland181 Threads 5 Polls 6,550 Posts
did the earth move for you ?conversing
Dec 7, 2014 3:09 PM CST ONE LINERS...
peachmelba
peachmelbapeachmelbawexford, Wexford Ireland72 Threads 9,779 Posts
Ill give ya my number if you keep my number safe,haha,



What you have no pic to show me,,"what does your wife or girlfriend fink of that,

laugh
Dec 7, 2014 3:12 PM CST ONE LINERS...
peachmelba
peachmelbapeachmelbawexford, Wexford Ireland72 Threads 9,779 Posts
What you took your wedding ring off because it deters other women frm chasing you,



What you put a wedding ring on because it attracts more women by pretending you married,


doh ,

laugh .



Have to go I'm gna make a cupa tea .


coffee
Dec 7, 2014 3:20 PM CST ONE LINERS...
mjpd67
mjpd67mjpd67galway, Galway Ireland181 Threads 5 Polls 6,550 Posts
The early bird catches the worm, but the 2nd mouse gets the cheese wink
Dec 7, 2014 3:28 PM CST ONE LINERS...
henonpause
henonpausehenonpauseCork, Ireland50 Threads 2 Polls 1,504 Posts
I have quite sensitive teeth.

They'll probably be upset I've told you..uh oh
Dec 7, 2014 3:30 PM CST ONE LINERS...
henonpause
henonpausehenonpauseCork, Ireland50 Threads 2 Polls 1,504 Posts
Your eyes are like spanners...

... every time I look at them, my nuts tighten
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