What They Write On Profile V What They Really Want... (19)
mollybaby: It often amazes me what people write on their profile versus what they are really like/want.
Eg.
Profile:
Im looking for a nice geniun (sic) lady between the age of 44 to 60 , for a longterm loving realionship (sic) maybe leading to marraige (sic)Email: would you like to meet up for NSA fun
Poles apart!What examples do you have?
Don't give their names/usernames please
Eg.
Profile:
Im looking for a nice geniun (sic) lady between the age of 44 to 60 , for a longterm loving realionship (sic) maybe leading to marraige (sic)Email: would you like to meet up for NSA fun
Poles apart!What examples do you have?
Don't give their names/usernames please
Romantic nights in and out etc etc
Any chance of a ride.
Actually I did fancy one, when does one not
What happened to romance and dating first
WittyandWise: Romantic nights in and out etc etc
Any chance of a ride.
Actually I did fancy one, when does one not
What happened to romance and dating first
Any chance of a ride.
Actually I did fancy one, when does one not
What happened to romance and dating first
A good answer to "Any chance of a ride?" is " On yer bike!"
mollybaby: A good answer to "Any chance of a ride?" is " On yer bike!"
Or
Saddle up
My chat up line is.
I am sending you an ecard photo of me, I had a look at your profile and have to say, you don't look too bad, so if I like your reply you could be in with a chance.
Regards
Stan.
I am sending you an ecard photo of me, I had a look at your profile and have to say, you don't look too bad, so if I like your reply you could be in with a chance.
Regards
Stan.
stanley8m: My chat up line is.
I am sending you an ecard photo of me, I had a look at your profile and have to say, you don't look too bad, so if I like your reply you could be in with a chance.
Regards
Stan.
I am sending you an ecard photo of me, I had a look at your profile and have to say, you don't look too bad, so if I like your reply you could be in with a chance.
Regards
Stan.
Threats like that, is just what they want to hear, lol
annaroach: Threats like that, is just what they want to hear, lol
Wrong reply.
stanley8m: My chat up line is.
I am sending you an ecard photo of me, I had a look at your profile and have to say, you don't look too bad, so if I like your reply you could be in with a chance.
Regards
Stan.
I am sending you an ecard photo of me, I had a look at your profile and have to say, you don't look too bad, so if I like your reply you could be in with a chance.
Regards
Stan.
How successful has that been, Stan?
stanley8m: Wrong reply.
Sowee!!
@Molly I am intrigued by the men 40's+ "seeking women 18-99" em hello what is that about young enough to be your daughter and old enough to be your great granny!!!! whatever floats your boat, not my kinda man. 
but dont try contact me !!
with your hiya can we chat? or here's my number 086****** text me!!
whats up!! nice photo!! I'm new here ..
ohhh I could go on and on .....
but dont try contact me !! with your hiya can we chat? or here's my number 086****** text me!!
whats up!! nice photo!! I'm new here ..
ohhh I could go on and on .....
sharina: @Molly I am intrigued by the men 40's+ "seeking women 18-99" em hello what is that about young enough to be your daughter and old enough to be your great granny!!!! whatever floats your boat, not my kinda man. but dont try contact me !!
with your hiya can we chat? or here's my number 086****** text me!!
whats up!! nice photo!! I'm new here ..
ohhh I could go on and on .....
with your hiya can we chat? or here's my number 086****** text me!!
whats up!! nice photo!! I'm new here ..
ohhh I could go on and on .....
Lol..we should probably put up a list of generic answers for the poir critters!
It often amazes me what people write on their profile versus what they are really like/want.
Eg.
Profile:
Very sporty .....
Reality:
There's three games on Sky Super Sunday next weekend , woohoo
Eg.
Profile:
Very sporty .....
Reality:
There's three games on Sky Super Sunday next weekend , woohoo
Tarzansnuts: It often amazes me what people write on their profile versus what they are really like/want.
Eg.
Profile:
Very sporty .....
Reality:
There's three games on Sky Super Sunday next weekend , woohoo
Eg.
Profile:
Very sporty .....
Reality:
There's three games on Sky Super Sunday next weekend , woohoo
Lots of that type around!
mollybaby: It often amazes me what people write on their profile versus what they are really like/want.
Eg.
Profile:
Im looking for a nice geniun (sic) lady between the age of 44 to 60 , for a longterm loving realionship (sic) maybe leading to marraige (sic)Email: would you like to meet up for NSA fun
Poles apart!What examples do you have?
Don't give their names/usernames please
People can all they want on those profiles but actions speak louder than words.Eg.
Profile:
Im looking for a nice geniun (sic) lady between the age of 44 to 60 , for a longterm loving realionship (sic) maybe leading to marraige (sic)Email: would you like to meet up for NSA fun
Poles apart!What examples do you have?
Don't give their names/usernames please
peachmelba: Yes I got that message because I feel yuk yuk yuk.
A lovely handsume mature man messages me,
He fine 6 ft 3 and holding a beautiful white dandy colour dog.
He in Italy not down the road.
peachmelba: A lovely handsume mature man messages me,
He fine 6 ft 3 and holding a beautiful white dandy colour dog.
He in Italy not down the road.
He fine 6 ft 3 and holding a beautiful white dandy colour dog.
He in Italy not down the road.
You seem to like the unattainable foreigners!
Phoenix: If a woman contacts you again MD and says anything along points 1 or 2...
Take her up on the offer and give her one for Ulster, if you go bareback then with draw before you fill her with baby batter and keep your back to the wall incase someone trys to give you one for the team.
Take her up on the offer and give her one for Ulster, if you go bareback then with draw before you fill her with baby batter and keep your back to the wall incase someone trys to give you one for the team.
what are you on about????
mollybaby: You seem to like the unattainable foreigners!
Sometimes not always there are lots of exceptions too.
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Eg.
Profile:
Im looking for a nice geniun (sic) lady between the age of 44 to 60 , for a longterm loving realionship (sic) maybe leading to marraige (sic)
Email: would you like to meet up for NSA fun
Poles apart!
What examples do you have?
Don't give their names/usernames please