Things you have wnted to do, but thought better of doing.... (19)
About_Blankunknown, Clare Ireland108 Threads 14 Polls 1,229 Posts....In a lift (cos no-one can escape), fake ring your phone and answer...."yes, we disposed of the body, thats right, plastic bags, no, we cleaned the bathroom with bleach afterwards"....then just close the phone like it was nothing...maybe hum the theme tune, 'the girl from Ipanema' quietly under your breath....
About_Blank: ....In a lift (cos no-one can escape), fake ring your phone and answer...."yes, we disposed of the body, thats right, plastic bags, no, we cleaned the bathroom with bleach afterwards"....then just close the phone like it was nothing...maybe hum the theme tune, 'the girl from Ipanema' quietly under your breath....
I have the words of the "girl from ipanema",, now how does that ,,"fake ring your phone" thingy work?............Just asking ,,lol
Yea lots things .
Not saying tho,
Not saying tho,
On account of this also being on my FB page (what, you think i save all my best material just for CS, think again muggles)....
My eldest has just posted....
'in a crowded lift, chime in with'...."I have gathered you all here today"....
God, i love my kids, they are gonna carry the lunacy on well after my death, (in about 6 weeks)....
....
My eldest has just posted....
'in a crowded lift, chime in with'...."I have gathered you all here today"....
God, i love my kids, they are gonna carry the lunacy on well after my death, (in about 6 weeks)....
....Have always wanted to be in a crowded lift with someone who had a full blown conversation with imaginary people on the ceiling....oh wait. ....that happened already AB....it was a tad funny in fairness 
mollybaby: Add 'going forward' to that!
"Synergies," is the latest buzz word where I work.
MarsMan: "Synergies," is the latest buzz word where I work.
Middle management should all be sent to a desert island and encouraged to be proactive with their synergies there...going forward of course.
All the frigging time 
mollybaby: Add 'going forward' to that!
That always annoyes me, as we can only go forward and not back!
annaroach: That always annoyes me, as we can only go forward and not back!
Star trekking across the universe....only going forward cos we can't find reverse...mollybaby: Star trekking across the universe....only going forward cos we can't find reverse...
Damn you Molly, have "klingons on the starboard bow " stuck in my head now 
fifitrixibelle: Damn you Molly, have "klingons on the starboard bow " stuck in my head now
"Scrape 'em off, Belle!"
mollybaby: "Scrape 'em off, Belle!"
its ok, I have lyclear 
mollybaby: "Scrape 'em off, Belle!"
im slow tonight
sirLarryIII: im slow tonight
That's why you would make the perfect poster boy for I.D.I.O.T.
mollybaby: That's why you would make the perfect poster boy for I.D.I.O.T.
They still looking for people
sirLarryIII: They still looking for people
You'd rise quickly through the ranks, and get to use phrases like Proactive, Synergies and Going Forward!
sirLarryIII: I like dags,do you like dags?
in a word.....NO!!fifitrixibelle: in a word.....NO!!
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