Now this "good lady" who siffed my profile says she is a.... (9)

quote: " know a lot of secrets to make a man happy. I have decided to be on this site and search for you my special man,I will devote myself completely to you! I never give up! I have a lot of goals and dreams! I hope you could share them with me. I can say a lot about myself here and in our letters, but I think only real meeting could show you that I am the best that you could have in your life. Will you check me out? I am here to bring joy into your life, to fill it with warmth and light! I hope that you will get really interested in me and one day you will have a chance to see the beauty inside my soul, you will see that my heart is so full of love and passion which I want to give to you. I am an optimistic and cheerful, tender and kind, honest and sincere woman. I can be a very gentle kitten in the morning which can turn into a passionate tiger in the evening! Yes, I can be unpredictable but you will never feel bored with me. I want to be everything for my future bel! oved man! I want to be his right hand in things we will do together, his strong shoulder in a difficult situation, his support in the time of sadness. I am very cheerful person and I am hardworking person full of energy. My friends say that I am kind, helpful and charming. I am sure that I have enough charm to win your heart over. I would like to open this world every day from new sides with you! I am a tender, affectionate and sincere femme who wants to find her happiness in life. I have 2 grown-up daughters, so I can completely devote myself.."

Phoenix: and neither turn me on...

Phoenix: Native New Yorker...Anyhow her long winded profile reads....

Personally I couldn't be bothered with the rest, shes (if she is a she) is either a born again member of the God squad or some black dude in deepest darkest Africa and neither turn me on...

Fraya: At least there was a few words strung together for you Phoenix.

I recieved one recently that read "I come make you can"

Phoenix: I am trying to better that line...Gimme a week. "I come to make you can"...that's deffo going to take some beating.

Fraya: There's no "to", unless you have plan for it I'm sure he won't come after you for copyright dues

Phoenix: Whats a few letters like a T and an O to stand in the way of true love...If you are in contact with him Fraya, tell him he can use the "to" free of charge...