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MysteriousGirl80: Hi everyone
I thought I'd create a thread for a bit of fun
Subject: Xmas puns
Anyone wanna jump on board? Don't be frosty
I'll get cracking so
Mother and baby are doing well, both are in a stable condition.
I thought I'd create a thread for a bit of fun
Subject: Xmas puns
Anyone wanna jump on board? Don't be frosty
I'll get cracking so
Mother and baby are doing well, both are in a stable condition.
Did someone mention Christmas pun.
I love a nice tasty bird on the table at Christmas. How do you like your stuffing?
stanley8m: Did someone mention Christmas pun.
I love a nice tasty bird on the table at Christmas. How do you like your stuffing?
I love a nice tasty bird on the table at Christmas. How do you like your stuffing?
Not sure about you but I'm gonna gobble up all my turkey
MysteriousGirl80: Not sure about you but I'm gonna gobble up all my turkey
Same here, I love a hot bird, a nice bit of breast, and tasty legs.
Don't be fowl 
Go pluck yourself
Go pluck yourself
well theres cno way im having in the middle of room .I likes an oul goose with a nice slender body
well theres cno way im having in the middle of room .I likes an oul goose with a nice slender body
johnjjm: well theres cno way im having in the middle of room .I likes an oul goose with a nice slender body
Not a breast man so, JR?
johnjjm: well theres cno way im having in the middle of room .I likes an oul goose with a nice slender body
I'm only here for the gander
mollybaby: Stan, likes Santa, only comes once a year
Shhhh, Molly, That's just what I tell you on my yearly excursions.
johnjjm: well theres cno way im having in the middle of room .I likes an oul goose with a nice slender body
The fat goose takes an awful lot of stuffing alright.
MysteriousGirl80: Haha
Thanks for axing
I was thinking maybe public display? in full view of everyone. I'm sure if its a bit lobsided and bauble free no one will laugh
Thanks for axing
I was thinking maybe public display? in full view of everyone. I'm sure if its a bit lobsided and bauble free no one will laugh
No, It's straight and rigid, and oscillates smoothly if handled carefully. Looks really well with a little Waterford (glass) angel on top of it.
stanley8m: Shhhh, Molly, That's just what I tell you on my yearly excursions.
That's the last time your champagne will be corked
johnjjm: is the gander the goose
Never heard of a hermaphrodite gander?
mollybaby: That's the last time your champagne will be corked
Awh shucks hunnybun, you know you're the only babe for me.
stanley8m: Awh shucks hunnybun, you know you're the only babe for me.
This babe has a chainsaw, and knows how to use it ...hunnybun
mollybaby: This babe has a chainsaw, and knows how to use it ...hunnybun
Chainsaw!
stanley8m: Chainsaw!
Do you have a trunk that needs a going-over?
Never argue with a chainsaw-wielding woman, unless you're the Maroon 5 guy. He gets away with anything.
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I thought I'd create a thread for a bit of fun
Subject: Xmas puns
Anyone wanna jump on board? Don't be frosty
I'll get cracking so
Mother and baby are doing well, both are in a stable condition.