Opening lines (28)

Feb 23, 2016 2:25 PM CST Opening lines
stanley8m
stanley8mstanley8mkildare, Kildare Ireland156 Threads 7 Polls 5,341 Posts
Share your opening lines/first mail introductory comments.

Example.

Had a look at your profile, and ok, you are no Una Healy, BUT compared to some of the yokes on here you aren't too bad. laugh
Feb 23, 2016 2:26 PM CST Opening lines
annaroach
annaroachannaroachLimerick, Ireland217 Threads 6,747 Posts
stanley8m: Share your opening lines/first mail introductory comments.

Example.

Had a look at your profile, and ok, you are no Una Healy, BUT compared to some of the yokes on here you aren't too bad.



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Feb 23, 2016 2:53 PM CST Opening lines
annaroach
annaroachannaroachLimerick, Ireland217 Threads 6,747 Posts
stanley8m: Share your opening lines/first mail introductory comments.

Example.

Had a look at your profile, and ok, you are no Una Healy, BUT compared to some of the yokes on here you aren't too bad.


Ahem! laugh i'm just sending a short message, to ask "are you well"
You look very pale in the face,,
Kind regards
Anna
hug
Feb 23, 2016 3:10 PM CST Opening lines
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
stanley8m: Share your opening lines/first mail introductory comments.

Example.

Had a look at your profile, and ok, you are no Una Healy, BUT compared to some of the yokes on here you aren't too bad.



Stop your waffling and send me a dikpik professor


grin
Feb 23, 2016 3:12 PM CST Opening lines
Phoenix
PhoenixPhoenixBelfast....., Antrim Ireland274 Threads 65 Polls 6,948 Posts
mollybaby: Stop your waffling and send me a dikpik


A what?
Feb 23, 2016 3:19 PM CST Opening lines
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
Phoenix: A what?


Sorry, typo.

A photo of your face
Feb 23, 2016 3:48 PM CST Opening lines
Phoenix
PhoenixPhoenixBelfast....., Antrim Ireland274 Threads 65 Polls 6,948 Posts
mollybaby: Sorry, typo.

A photo of your face


Don't ask why (and I regret doing it...But I Googled your 'dikpik' typo and then hit images and the first two pics are of mens flutes....

I guess we know what your subconsciously thinking about....

Embedded image from another site
Feb 23, 2016 3:51 PM CST Opening lines
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
Phoenix: Don't ask why (and I regret doing it...But I Googled your 'dikpik' typo and then hit images and the first two pics are of mens flutes....

I guess we know what your subconsciously thinking about....


It's more than I've done!laugh
Feb 23, 2016 4:19 PM CST Opening lines
Phoenix
PhoenixPhoenixBelfast....., Antrim Ireland274 Threads 65 Polls 6,948 Posts
mollybaby: It's more than I've done!


You have two mutts to take about, so your time can be limited and I was like the cat and just curious so I Googled it....
Feb 23, 2016 4:21 PM CST Opening lines
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
Phoenix: You have two mutts to take about, so your time can be limited and I was like the cat and just curious so I Googled it....


Thanks for helping me outhandshake

Dogs are asleep now. Happy days.
Feb 23, 2016 4:37 PM CST Opening lines
johnjjm
johnjjmjohnjjmco westmeath0000, Westmeath Ireland562 Posts
mollybaby: Sorry, typo.

A photo of your face
no way a photo of the merc is what I want
Feb 23, 2016 4:40 PM CST Opening lines
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
johnjjm: no way a photo of the merc is what I want


I only have a BMW moping
Feb 23, 2016 4:41 PM CST Opening lines
Phoenix
PhoenixPhoenixBelfast....., Antrim Ireland274 Threads 65 Polls 6,948 Posts
mollybaby: Thanks for helping me out


All part of the service...

mollybaby: Dogs are asleep now. Happy days.


Feb 23, 2016 4:44 PM CST Opening lines
johnjjm
johnjjmjohnjjmco westmeath0000, Westmeath Ireland562 Posts
mollybaby: I only have a BMW
has to be a 300d in good order and so your out sorry
Feb 23, 2016 4:48 PM CST Opening lines
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
johnjjm: has to be a 300d in good order and so your out sorry


An advert for BMWs just came up therelaugh
Feb 23, 2016 4:54 PM CST Opening lines
johnjjm
johnjjmjohnjjmco westmeath0000, Westmeath Ireland562 Posts
mollybaby: An advert for BMWs just came up there
what size is your one the oul bed is cold this weather
Feb 23, 2016 5:14 PM CST Opening lines
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
johnjjm: what size is your one the oul bed is cold this weather


Not big enough for you.


Or is that what you would be saying to me hmmm
Feb 23, 2016 6:02 PM CST Opening lines
pat8lanips
pat8lanipspat8lanipsbabinda, Queensland Australia67 Threads 14 Polls 6,372 Posts
These things happen all the time when I put on the charm. Its quite surprising how I dont get laid much.
Feb 23, 2016 6:13 PM CST Opening lines
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
pat8lanips: These things happen all the time when I put on the charm. Its quite surprising how I dont get laid much.



It must be because you are so choosy
Feb 23, 2016 6:29 PM CST Opening lines
pat8lanips
pat8lanipspat8lanipsbabinda, Queensland Australia67 Threads 14 Polls 6,372 Posts
Yep. Only the best will do.
Post Comment - Post a comment on this Forum Thread

Stats for this Thread

1,980 Views
27 Comments
Created: Feb 2016
Last Viewed: just now
Last Commented: Feb 2016

Share this Thread

We use cookies to ensure that you have the best experience possible on our website. Read Our Privacy Policy Here