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Naturall the doctor asks him what has happened.
"Well, it was like this", said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a field of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around, noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wifes monogram on it.....stuck right in the middle of the cown bottom. That when I made my big mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the cows tail again and yelled to my wife, "hey this looks like yours!" "I dont remember much after that.........."