Best Irish Toast ... . (7)

Mar 8, 2009 12:44 PM CST Best Irish Toast ... .
KHD100
KHD100KHD100Edmonton, Alberta Canada129 Threads 3 Polls 2,495 Posts
Johnny O'Boyle hoisted his beer and said, 'Here's to spending the rest of me life!, between the legs of me wife!'

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

He went home and told his wife, Mary, 'I won the prize for the Best toast of the night.'

She said, 'Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?'

John said, 'Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife.'

'Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!' Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner.

The man chuckled leeringly and said, 'John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary.'

She said, 'Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come.'
Mar 8, 2009 6:37 PM CST Best Irish Toast ... .
gordy22222
gordy22222gordy22222whitehorse, Yukon Territory Canada22 Threads 3 Polls 938 Posts
my girl,s no virgin
an thats no sin
she s still got the box
the cherry came in
here s to it, clink
Mar 15, 2009 12:03 PM CST Best Irish Toast ... .
KHD100
KHD100KHD100Edmonton, Alberta Canada129 Threads 3 Polls 2,495 Posts
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday service. She's in tears.

"So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?," asks the priest.

She says, "Oh, Father, terrible news. My husband passed away last night."

"Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?"

"That he did, Father."

"What did he ask, Mary?"

"He said, 'Please Mary, put down that damn gun.' "
Mar 16, 2009 1:39 AM CST Best Irish Toast ... .
gordy22222
gordy22222gordy22222whitehorse, Yukon Territory Canada22 Threads 3 Polls 938 Posts
jim reeves is playing on galaxy right now ,<<,missing you>> up here there was a guy that got his ol lady a bit put out with him, so as he was running for his life , she pulled out the family rabbit getter an opened up ..he didnt run quite fast enough so it cost him his life.. the point was she had to load the clip three times for she dropped him..laugh
Mar 17, 2009 10:56 AM CST Best Irish Toast ... .
gordy22222
gordy22222gordy22222whitehorse, Yukon Territory Canada22 Threads 3 Polls 938 Posts
may you be half an hour in heaven
befor the devil knows yer dead << irish accent>>
for those who beleve...
Mar 17, 2009 2:07 PM CST Best Irish Toast ... .
Trucker
TruckerTruckerSurrey, British Columbia Canada9 Threads 130 Posts
irish thumbs up
Mar 17, 2009 8:32 PM CST Best Irish Toast ... .
KHD100
KHD100KHD100Edmonton, Alberta Canada129 Threads 3 Polls 2,495 Posts
Dhia dhuit A Chairde!

Lá Fhéile Pádraig Sona dár gcairde agus teaghlach
Happy St. Patrick's Day to our friends and family.
Wait for more, please.

Tá an domhan uile ina stáitse agus teastaíonn cleachtadh go géar ón mórchuid againn.

Stupidity has a certain charm --
ignorance does not.

Iúil Ó Cofaigh irish

Slainte cheers
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