Why, Why, Why (6)

Jul 3, 2009 9:44 AM CST Why, Why, Why
KHD100
KHD100KHD100Edmonton, Alberta Canada129 Threads 3 Polls 2,495 Posts
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?'

Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?'

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And my FAVORITE......
The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons are suffering from some sort of mental illness.

Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
Jul 3, 2009 9:53 AM CST Why, Why, Why
No1knows1
No1knows1No1knows1Rockhampton, Queensland Australia182 Posts
Errrrr that last stat about one in four is America only!rolling on the floor laughing
Jul 3, 2009 9:50 PM CST Why, Why, Why
gemery
gemerygemeryWilliams Lake, British Columbia Canada5 Threads 509 Posts
Okay...so this is multiple choice right? I do better at those tests. Sanity? 1 in 4? I love the old Alice Cooper does that count as sanity....cause if it doesn't, then it's me alright. I just knew this was some kind of bad dream....I just knew it.

geo
Jul 3, 2009 9:53 PM CST Why, Why, Why
gemery
gemerygemeryWilliams Lake, British Columbia Canada5 Threads 509 Posts
KHD100: Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?


Oh...I do that. Checking to see if the cheese is getting any riper. It all happens so fast....

geo
Jul 4, 2009 3:24 PM CST Why, Why, Why
blueyes66
blueyes66blueyes66london, Ontario Canada1 Posts
WHY...do we keep responding with "Yeah, why is that?"
Thanks, laughed all the way through.
Jul 4, 2009 11:54 PM CST Why, Why, Why
eyesthatknowwhy
eyesthatknowwhyeyesthatknowwhyWhitehorse, Yukon Territory Canada88 Threads 1,405 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Thanks for the giggle Kim! So....who has the answers? dunno
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