Rude Husband (9)

Feb 22, 2010 2:26 PM CST Rude Husband
laffingone
laffingonelaffingoneWilliams Lake, British Columbia Canada79 Threads 2 Polls 2,405 Posts
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts.

"Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now."

He looks at her and says, angrily, "Fix the lights now? Does it look like I have GE written on my forehead? I don't think so."

"Fine."

Then his wife asks, "Well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right."

To which he replied, "Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have Westinghouse written on my forehead? I don't think so."

"Fine."

She says, "Then could you at least fix the steps to the front door? They are about to break."

"I'm not a darn carpenter and I don't fix steps," He says. "Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead? I don't think so."

"I've had enough of you," he said, "I'm going to the bar!"

So he goes to the bar and drinks a few. Soon he starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife and decides to go home.

As he walks up to the house he notices that the steps are already fixed.

As he enters the house he sees the hall light is working.

As he goes to get a beer he notices the fridge door is fixed.

"Honey," he asks, "how did all this get fixed?"

She said, "Well, after you left I sat outside and cried. Then a nice young man came along and asked me what was wrong. I told him and he offered to do all the repairs and all I had to do was either give him our television or bake a cake."

The husband said, "So what kind of cake did you bake?"

She replied, "Helloooooo... Do you see Betty Crocker Written on my forehead? I don't think so."
Feb 22, 2010 6:28 PM CST Rude Husband
Validity
ValidityValidityLindsay, Ontario Canada47 Threads 1 Polls 803 Posts
good onerolling on the floor laughing
Feb 24, 2010 11:49 AM CST Rude Husband
gordy22222
gordy22222gordy22222whitehorse, Yukon Territory Canada22 Threads 3 Polls 938 Posts
being a handy man is somtimes very handy..whatever needs fixin can be fixedlaugh
Feb 27, 2010 11:27 AM CST Rude Husband
gordy22222: being a handy man is somtimes very handy..whatever needs fixin can be fixed

Depends on what you call handy. Some handyman can't fix a thing. laugh
Feb 28, 2010 1:07 AM CST Rude Husband
gordy22222
gordy22222gordy22222whitehorse, Yukon Territory Canada22 Threads 3 Polls 938 Posts
like i said ,,whatever needs fixen
Feb 28, 2010 3:58 AM CST Rude Husband
oldkatz
oldkatzoldkatzred deer, Alberta Canada38 Posts
heard basically the same one, but it was either bake a cake or sleep with him !
and her reply
She replied, "Helloooooo... Do you see Betty Crocker Written on my forehead? I don't think so."
rolling on the floor laughing
Feb 28, 2010 4:01 AM CST Rude Husband
oldkatz
oldkatzoldkatzred deer, Alberta Canada38 Posts
mychelle: Depends on what you call handy. Some handyman can't fix a thing.


stomping tom did a song called the handyman blues.

I got the "I don't know how to fix the damn thing blues"
I'm a handy man to have around when you're drinkin' booze
I can't mend my broken heart with a hammer, nails or screws
I'm a handy man with the "I don't know how to fix the damn thing blues"
Mar 1, 2010 9:51 AM CST Rude Husband
nottoo2525
nottoo2525nottoo2525Edmonton, Alberta Canada13 Threads 1 Polls 958 Posts
oldkatz: stomping tom did a song called the handyman blues.

I got the "I don't know how to fix the damn thing blues"
I'm a handy man to have around when you're drinkin' booze
I can't mend my broken heart with a hammer, nails or screws
I'm a handy man with the "I don't know how to fix the damn thing blues"


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up
Aug 29, 2010 11:58 AM CST Rude Husband
proudcougar
proudcougarproudcougardauphin, Manitoba Canada2 Threads 20 Posts
I love that one!!cheering
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