NEW SUPERMARKET.......... (4)

Apr 28, 2010 3:05 PM CST NEW SUPERMARKET..........
laffingone
laffingonelaffingoneWilliams Lake, British Columbia Canada79 Threads 2 Polls 2,405 Posts
A new Safeway supermarket opened in Tucson, Arizona ...


It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh Just before it goes on, you hear the distant sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh cut hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks and brats.

In the liquor department, the fresh, clean, crisp smell of tapped Miller Lite.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
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The bread department features the tantalizing smell of freshbaked bread & cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there anymore.
Apr 28, 2010 5:03 PM CST NEW SUPERMARKET..........
cincity
cincitycincitytoronto, Ontario Canada9 Threads 2,496 Posts
laffingone: A new Safeway supermarket opened in Tucson, Arizona ...It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh Just before it goes on, you hear the distant sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh cut hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks and brats.

In the liquor department, the fresh, clean, crisp smell of tapped Miller Lite.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
]
The bread department features the tantalizing smell of freshbaked bread & cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there anymore.
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Apr 28, 2010 5:10 PM CST NEW SUPERMARKET..........
laffingone: A new Safeway supermarket opened in Tucson, Arizona ...It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh Just before it goes on, you hear the distant sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh cut hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks and brats.

In the liquor department, the fresh, clean, crisp smell of tapped Miller Lite.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
]
The bread department features the tantalizing smell of freshbaked bread & cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there anymore.



I was thinking wow what a great idea until I got to your last sentence very mad rolling on the floor laughing
Apr 28, 2010 10:57 PM CST NEW SUPERMARKET..........
solitare
solitaresolitareBariloche, Rio Negro Argentina40 Threads 4,041 Posts
I immediately thought of the area where the laxatives are or the medicines for stopping diarrhea...forgot about the toilet paper...laugh
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