My family moved to the Windsor area because it was the furthest south we could get and still live in Canada... still pretty cold sometimes.
I moved back up north, figuring that if I couldn't escape the cold, I might as well dress for it and have fun. There are over 2000 miles of groomed snowmobile trails in the Grey/Bruce area, and I loved it.
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50 ABOVE Celsius --Vancouverites try to turn on the heat
--Manitobans plant gardens
40 ABOVE Celsius --Victorians shiver uncontrollably
--Winnipeggers sunbathe
35 ABOVE Celsius --Italian cars won't start
--Winnipeggers drive with the windows down
32 ABOVE Celsius --Distilled water freezes
--Winnipeg's water gets thicker
20 ABOVE Celsius --Torontonians wear coats, gloves & wool hats
--Manitobans throw on a t-shirt
15 ABOVE Celsius --Quebecers begin to evacuate the province
--Manitobans go swimming
Zero ---------Toronto landlords finally turn up the heat
--Manitobans have the last cookout before it gets cold
10 BELOW Celsius --People in Vancouver cease to exist
--Manitobans lick flagpoles
20 BELOW Celsius --Calgarians fly away to Mexico
--Manitobans throw on a light jacket
40 BELOW Celsius --Hamilton disintegrates
--Manitobans rent some videos
60 BELOW Celsius --Mt. St. Helene's freezes
--Winnipeg Girl Scouts begin selling cookies door to door
80 BELOW Celsius --Polar bears begin to evacuate the arctic
--Manitoban Boy Scouts postpone "winter survival"
classes until it gets cold enough
100 BELOW Celsius --Santa Claus abandons the North Pole
--Winnipeggers pull down their ear flaps
173 BELOW Celsius --Ethyl alcohol freezes
--Manitobans get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg
297 BELOW Celsius --Microbial life barely survives on dairy products
--Manitoban cows complain of farmers with cold hands
460 BELOW Celsius --ALL atomic motion stops
--Manitobans start saying "cold 'nuff for ya?"
500 BELOW Celsius --Hell freezes over
-The Winnipeg Blue Bombers win the Grey Cup
HAHAHA!!! Go Esks Go!!!! Got ya Winnipeg! LOL!