GETTING MARRIED IN HEAVEN > > > > On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple were involved in a > fatal car accident. > > The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. > Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting they began to wonder; Could > they possibly get married in Heaven? > > When St. Peter arrived they asked him if they could get married in Heaven. > St. Peter said, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let > me go find out," and he left. > > The couple sat and waited for an answer... For a couple of months. > > While they waited, they discussed the pros and cons. If they were allowed to > get married in Heaven, should they get married, what with the eternal aspect > of it all? "What if it doesn't work? > > Are we stuck in Heaven together forever?" > > Another month passed. St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat > bedraggled. "Yes," he informed the couple, "You can get married in Heaven." > > "Great!" said the couple. "But we were just wondering; what if things don't > work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?" > > St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard on the ground. > "What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple. > > "OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouted. "It took me 3 months to find a priest up > here! Do you have ANY idea of how long it'll take to find a lawyer?"
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> On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple were involved in a
> fatal car accident.
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> The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St.
> Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting they began to wonder; Could
> they possibly get married in Heaven?
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> When St. Peter arrived they asked him if they could get married in Heaven.
> St. Peter said, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let
> me go find out," and he left.
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> The couple sat and waited for an answer... For a couple of months.
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> While they waited, they discussed the pros and cons. If they were allowed to
> get married in Heaven, should they get married, what with the eternal aspect
> of it all? "What if it doesn't work?
>
> Are we stuck in Heaven together forever?"
>
> Another month passed. St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat
> bedraggled. "Yes," he informed the couple, "You can get married in Heaven."
>
> "Great!" said the couple. "But we were just wondering; what if things don't
> work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"
>
> St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard on the ground.
> "What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.
>
> "OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouted. "It took me 3 months to find a priest up
> here! Do you have ANY idea of how long it'll take to find a lawyer?"