why Italian women need therapy......... (5)

Dec 4, 2007 2:28 PM CST why Italian women need therapy.........
donnacala
donnacaladonnacalaNorth York, Ontario Canada27 Threads 875 Posts
I thought this was hilarious.......and seeing that I AM Italian, whoever wrote this hit the nail on the head.....
ok ok, never happened to me (never married and no kids) BUT, I know of many that this kinda convo happened...
enjoy! lol
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>((((( Phone Call:))))))))))))))))
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> Italian Mother: "Hello?"
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> Daughter: "Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight?"
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> Italian Mother: "You're going out?"
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> Daughter: "Yes."
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> Italian Mother: "With whom?"
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> Daughter: "With a friend."
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> Italian Mother: "I don't know why you left your husband. He is such a good
> man."
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> Daughter: "MOM, I didn't leave him. He left me!"
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> Italian Mother: "You let him leave you, and now you go out with anybodies
> and nobodies."
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> Daughter: "MA, I do not go out with anybody. Can I bring over the kids?"
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> Italian Mother: "I never left you to go out with anybody except your
> father."
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> Daughter: "There are lots of things that you did and I don't."
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> Italian Mother: "What are you hinting at?"
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> Daughter: "Nothing, I just want to know if I can bring the kids over
> tonight."
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> Italian Mother: "You're going to stay the night with him? What will your
> husband say if he finds out?"
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> Daughter: "MA its My EX husband. I don't think he would be bothered.
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> From the day he left me, he probably never slept alone!"
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> Italian Mother: "So you're going to sleep over at this loser's place?"
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> Daughter: "MOM, He's not a loser."
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> Italian Mother: "A man who goes out with a divorced woman with children is a
> loser and a parasite."
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> Daughter: "MA, I don't want to argue; should I bring over the kids or not?"
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> Italian Mother: "Poor children with such a mother"
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> Daughter: "Such a what?"
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> Italian Mother: "With no stability. No wonder your husband left you."
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> Daughter: "ENOUGH MA!!!"
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> Italian Mother: "Don't scream at me. You probably scream at the loser too!"
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> Daughter: "Great MA, Now you're worried about the loser?"
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> Italian Mother: "Ah, so you see he is a loser and I spotted him
> immediately."
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> Daughter: "Goodbye, mother."
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> Italian Mother: "Wait! Wait! Don't hang up! When are you bringing them over?
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> Daughter: "I'm not bringing them over! I'm not going out!"
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> Italian Mother: "If you never go out, how do you expect to meet anyone?

tongue
Dec 4, 2007 2:51 PM CST why Italian women need therapy.........
Brew01
Brew01Brew01Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan Canada58 Threads 1,613 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

now that's funny...good one
Dec 4, 2007 3:02 PM CST why Italian women need therapy.........
Dawn50
Dawn50Dawn50Ottawa Valley, Ontario Canada182 Threads 1,338 Posts
Donna this is awsum rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

wine
Dec 4, 2007 6:53 PM CST why Italian women need therapy.........
curlywolf
curlywolfcurlywolfmontreal, Quebec Canada402 Threads 7,052 Posts
Still love itrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Jan 16, 2008 2:38 PM CST why Italian women need therapy.........
bbloup
bbloupbbloupMont-Tremblant, Quebec Canada9 Threads 61 Posts
Hilarious Donna, just hilarious !
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