The 3 Bears (7)

A far more accurate account of theevents of that fateful morning .. Baby bear goes downstairs, sits inhis small chair at the table, and he looks into his small bowl. It is empty. 'Who's been eating my porridge?'he squeaks. Daddy Bear arrives at the bigtable and sits in his big chair. He looks into his bigbowl and it is also empty. 'Who's been eating my porridge?!?'he roars. Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, 'For God's sake, how many times dowe have to go through this with you idiots? It was Mummy Bear whogot up first. It was Mummy Bear who woke everyone in the house . It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee. It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put everything away. Itwas MummyBear who went out in the cold early morning air tofetch the newspaper and croissants. It was Mummy Bearwho setthe damn table. It was Mummy Bear who put the bloodycats out, cleanedthe litter boxes, gave the cats their food, andrefilled theirwater. And now that you've decided to drag your sorrybear- asses downstairs and grace Mummy Bear with your grumpy presence, listen carefully, because I'm going to say this once.


I HAVEN'T MADE THEF**ING PORRIDGE YET !!!!'

Jeez, mommy bear, get a grip

Watch out for the flying frying pan!

How about the frog kissing princess??

One day a beautiful princess was walking in her garden when she came upon a frog..ribbit..ribbit. The frog says to her, oh princess I was once a dashing prince but I've been turned into a frog, if you kiss me I will marry you, you can have my children, keep my castle clean and keep me happy and fed. The princess reaches down and picks up the frog, puts him in her pocket and heads inside for lunch..as she dines on some fine frogs legs she thinks to herself..I don't F^%$#@g think so!!

WOMEN!!!

ahh but you got to love us!!!