If you were a product, how would you sell yourself? (19)

Jan 4, 2008 9:06 PM CST If you were a product, how would you sell yourself?
pentium
pentiumpentiumToronto, Canada11 Threads 2 Polls 252 Posts
I'll go first.

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Jan 4, 2008 9:28 PM CST If you were a product, how would you sell yourself?
tazmaninangel
tazmaninangeltazmaninangelEdmonton, Alberta Canada118 Threads 1 Polls 2,608 Posts
If I was a product - I would be soo good I wouldn't have to sell myself laugh everyone would just want to buy me.cheering
Jan 4, 2008 9:30 PM CST If you were a product, how would you sell yourself?
pentium
pentiumpentiumToronto, Canada11 Threads 2 Polls 252 Posts
You sold me.........How do I order?
Do you accept visa?grin
Jan 4, 2008 9:33 PM CST If you were a product, how would you sell yourself?
tazmaninangel
tazmaninangeltazmaninangelEdmonton, Alberta Canada118 Threads 1 Polls 2,608 Posts
uhhhhh visa hmmmm where do you swipe the card.roll eyes
Jan 4, 2008 9:35 PM CST If you were a product, how would you sell yourself?
pentium
pentiumpentiumToronto, Canada11 Threads 2 Polls 252 Posts
Ummm I'll leave that up to yougrin
Jan 6, 2008 9:31 PM CST If you were a product, how would you sell yourself?
curlywolf
curlywolfcurlywolfmontreal, Quebec Canada402 Threads 7,052 Posts
How would you sell me Pentium?tongue laugh
Jan 7, 2008 4:42 PM CST If you were a product, how would you sell yourself?
kitty01
kitty01kitty01St. Albert, Alberta Canada244 Threads 1 Polls 5,310 Posts
If I was a product I would send out alot of samples, once everyone saw how great I am I would be in great demand.
Jan 7, 2008 8:15 PM CST If you were a product, how would you sell yourself?
pentium
pentiumpentiumToronto, Canada11 Threads 2 Polls 252 Posts
I'd keep you all to myselfsmitten devil
Jan 7, 2008 8:15 PM CST If you were a product, how would you sell yourself?
pentium
pentiumpentiumToronto, Canada11 Threads 2 Polls 252 Posts
When do I get my sample?grin
Jan 7, 2008 8:16 PM CST If you were a product, how would you sell yourself?
curlywolf
curlywolfcurlywolfmontreal, Quebec Canada402 Threads 7,052 Posts
tongue hug kiss
Jan 7, 2008 8:27 PM CST If you were a product, how would you sell yourself?
pentium
pentiumpentiumToronto, Canada11 Threads 2 Polls 252 Posts
kiss hug devil
Jan 7, 2008 8:30 PM CST If you were a product, how would you sell yourself?
curlywolf
curlywolfcurlywolfmontreal, Quebec Canada402 Threads 7,052 Posts
Just don't put me in the closet on a shelf.rolling on the floor laughing
Jan 7, 2008 8:37 PM CST If you were a product, how would you sell yourself?
pentium
pentiumpentiumToronto, Canada11 Threads 2 Polls 252 Posts
Damn there goes the foreplay portion of the eveningblues
Jan 7, 2008 8:44 PM CST If you were a product, how would you sell yourself?
curlywolf
curlywolfcurlywolfmontreal, Quebec Canada402 Threads 7,052 Posts
Knew there had to be a catchlaugh
Jan 7, 2008 8:48 PM CST If you were a product, how would you sell yourself?
pentium
pentiumpentiumToronto, Canada11 Threads 2 Polls 252 Posts
We'll just have to come up with something elselove smitten
Jan 7, 2008 8:50 PM CST If you were a product, how would you sell yourself?
curlywolf
curlywolfcurlywolfmontreal, Quebec Canada402 Threads 7,052 Posts
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwink angel devil
Jan 7, 2008 8:51 PM CST If you were a product, how would you sell yourself?
pentium
pentiumpentiumToronto, Canada11 Threads 2 Polls 252 Posts
What sound is that?
You hungry?confused dunno
Jan 7, 2008 8:52 PM CST If you were a product, how would you sell yourself?
curlywolf
curlywolfcurlywolfmontreal, Quebec Canada402 Threads 7,052 Posts
hunger is more of a growling sound.....being a wolf and all laugh
Jan 7, 2008 9:28 PM CST If you were a product, how would you sell yourself?
pentium
pentiumpentiumToronto, Canada11 Threads 2 Polls 252 Posts
awoooooooooogrin
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