new husband store (3)

Subject: The New Husband Store
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>
> You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!
> There are six floors and the value of
> the products increase as the shopper
> ascends the flights. The shopper may
> choose any item from a particular
> floor, or may choose to go up to the
> next floor, but you cannot go back down
> except to exit the building!
>
> So, a woman goes to the Husband Store
> to find a husband. On the first floor
> the sign on the door reads:
>
> Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
>
> She is intrigued, but continues to the
> second floor, where the sign reads:
>
> Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love
> Kids.
>
> 'That's nice', she thinks, 'but I want
> more.'
>
> So she continues upward. The third
> floor sign reads:
>
> Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love
> Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
>
> 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled
> to keep going.
>
> She goes to the fourth floor and the
> sign reads:
>
> Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love
> Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and
> Help With Housework.
>
> 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can
> hardly stand it!'
>
> Still, she goes to the fifth floor and
> the sign reads:
>
> Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love
> Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with
> Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic
> Streak.
>
> She is so tempted to stay, but she goes
> to the sixth floor, where the sign
> reads:
>
> Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to
> this floor. There are no men on this
> floor. This floor exists solely as
> proof that women are impossible to
> please. Thank you for shopping at the
> Husband Store.
>
>

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