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Apr 30, 2008 4:04 PM CST FORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...outch
Brew01
Brew01Brew01Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan Canada58 Threads 1,613 Posts
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror
as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next
hole.

The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands
together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll
around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to
apologize.

'Please allow me to help I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I
could relieve your pain if you'd allow me,'she told him.

'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the
man replied.

He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still
clasping his hands together at his groin.
At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.

She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side,
loosened his pants and put her hands inside.
She administered tender and artful massage for several long
moments and asked,'How does that feel'?

He replied:
'It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken.'

peace
May 1, 2008 1:59 PM CST FORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...outch
curlywolf
curlywolfcurlywolfmontreal, Quebec Canada402 Threads 7,052 Posts
Note to self.........never golf with Brewrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
May 1, 2008 2:59 PM CST FORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...outch
Brew01
Brew01Brew01Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan Canada58 Threads 1,613 Posts
curlywolf: Note to self.........never golf with Brew



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing coward
May 2, 2008 8:47 PM CST FORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...outch
curlywolf
curlywolfcurlywolfmontreal, Quebec Canada402 Threads 7,052 Posts
Brew01: coward
tongue rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing hug
Jun 16, 2008 8:58 AM CST FORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...outch
Frankie22
Frankie22Frankie22Brampton, Ontario Canada3 Posts
Thanks Friend...
I so, need a laugh today....
laugh
Jun 16, 2008 9:03 PM CST FORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...outch
KHD100
KHD100KHD100Edmonton, Alberta Canada129 Threads 3 Polls 2,495 Posts
curlywolf: Note to self.........never golf with Brew


Ever try glow in the dark mini putt???? innocent
Jun 16, 2008 10:46 PM CST FORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...outch
KHD100
KHD100KHD100Edmonton, Alberta Canada129 Threads 3 Polls 2,495 Posts
KHD100: never did loose my GOLF balls playing glow in the dark.... now that you mention it........ looking for some one else's lost balls....

might get interesting...... or atleast lead to a giggle or two.



..... as long as I don't use the putter to find them?????? angel
Jun 16, 2008 10:46 PM CST FORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...outch
Brew01
Brew01Brew01Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan Canada58 Threads 1,613 Posts
KHD100: never did loose my GOLF balls playing glow in the dark.... now that you mention it........ looking for some one else's lost balls....

might get interesting...... or atleast lead to a giggle or two.


Depends on who lost their balls...and how
professor
Jun 16, 2008 10:49 PM CST FORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...outch
KHD100
KHD100KHD100Edmonton, Alberta Canada129 Threads 3 Polls 2,495 Posts
Brew01: Depends on who lost their balls...and how


Since I don't have balls......... It won't be mine I'd be looking for. tongue


Never know, I might be looking for some BLUE ones. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Jun 16, 2008 10:57 PM CST FORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...outch
Brew01
Brew01Brew01Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan Canada58 Threads 1,613 Posts
KHD100: Since I don't have balls......... It won't be mine I'd be looking for. Never know, I might be looking for some BLUE ones.


they wouldn't be mine..unless hell itself froze over
rolling on the floor laughing
Jun 16, 2008 11:00 PM CST FORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...outch
KHD100
KHD100KHD100Edmonton, Alberta Canada129 Threads 3 Polls 2,495 Posts
Brew01: they wouldn't be mine..unless hell itself froze over


So does that mean if you are a BLUEnoser, you can't be a BLUE balled too?
Jun 16, 2008 11:01 PM CST FORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...outch
Brew01
Brew01Brew01Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan Canada58 Threads 1,613 Posts
KHD100: So does that mean if you are a BLUEnoser, you can't be a BLUE balled too?


Depends on how cold it gets..go read your email
Jun 16, 2008 11:07 PM CST FORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...outch
KHD100
KHD100KHD100Edmonton, Alberta Canada129 Threads 3 Polls 2,495 Posts
Brew01: Depends on how cold it gets..go read your email



hug thumbs up
Jun 16, 2008 11:15 PM CST FORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...outch
KHD100
KHD100KHD100Edmonton, Alberta Canada129 Threads 3 Polls 2,495 Posts
Brew01: Depends on how cold it gets..go read your email


Natta everyone......... (Natta = Norwegian for Nite nite)



Oh Brrreeeww...... Bonne Nuit, Bonne Reve. hug
Jun 17, 2008 12:03 AM CST FORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...outch
KHD100
KHD100KHD100Edmonton, Alberta Canada129 Threads 3 Polls 2,495 Posts
Brew01: Depends on how cold it gets..go read your email



I got Mail!!!! banana banana
I got Mail!!!! banana banana grin
Jun 17, 2008 1:11 AM CST FORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...outch
Brew01
Brew01Brew01Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan Canada58 Threads 1,613 Posts
KHD100: I got Mail!!!!
I got Mail!!!!


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Smartass
Jun 17, 2008 6:59 AM CST FORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...outch
KHD100
KHD100KHD100Edmonton, Alberta Canada129 Threads 3 Polls 2,495 Posts
Brew01: Smartass


Your's will if I use that golf club.... wink

Have a great day everyone.
Jun 17, 2008 1:15 PM CST FORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...outch
Brew01
Brew01Brew01Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan Canada58 Threads 1,613 Posts
KHD100: Your's will if I use that golf club....

Have a great day everyone.


jaw drop oooh, you're nasty hug
Jun 17, 2008 7:14 PM CST FORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...outch
KHD100
KHD100KHD100Edmonton, Alberta Canada129 Threads 3 Polls 2,495 Posts
Brew01: oooh, you're nasty


You taught me well. bowing
Jun 17, 2008 8:22 PM CST FORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...outch
Brew01
Brew01Brew01Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan Canada58 Threads 1,613 Posts
KHD100: You taught me well.


You must be 1 with the master, grasshopper
tongue
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