Meet "Just Fred" (7)

A cop stops a car for speeding, as he approached the car he asks the
man his name.
"Fred", he replies.
"Fred what ?" the officer asked.
"Just Fred," the man responds.
The cop is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the guy a
break and write him out a warning, instead of a ticket.

The cop then presses him for his last name. The man tells him he
used to have a last name but lost it.
The cop now thinking he might just have a nut case on his hands
decides to play along with it.

"Tell me Fred, how did you lose your last name ?"
The man replies, "It's a long story, so stay with me."
"I was born Fred Dingaling. I know a funny last name. The kids used
to tease me all the time. So I stayed to myself, studied hard, and
got good grades. When I got older I realized I wanted to be a
doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship,
residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Dingaling, MD.
After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to
school.

Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through school, got my
degree, so then I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS.
Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my
assistant and she gave me VD.
So now I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS, with VD.

Well the CDA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS.
Then I was Fred Dingaling, MD with VD. Then the CMA found out about
the CDA taking away my DDS because of my VD, so they took away my MD
leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD.
Then the VD took away my Dingaling, so now I'm just Fred.

The cop just walked away in tears from laughing.

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