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KHD100Edmonton, Alberta Canada129 Threads 3 Polls 2,495 PostsFinally got the Glenn Miller concert tickets for my Dad's birthday gift.
KHD100: Finally got the Glenn Miller concert tickets for my Dad's birthday gift.
Ah hon, really hate to do this, but Glenn Miller died ALONG time ago, like on Dec 15 1944..you may want to check your calendar. Let me guess, you bought them as a teenager for your dad, forgot all about them, then just recently found where you put them, and thought they were still good ?????
Old age, aka ...mother natures practical joke
Brew01: Ah hon, really hate to do this, but Glenn Miller died ALONG time ago, like on Dec 15 1944..you may want to check your calendar. Let me guess, you bought them as a teenager for your dad, forgot all about them, then just recently found where you put them, and thought they were still good ?????
Old age, aka ...mother natures practical joke
Old age, aka ...mother natures practical joke
LMFAO - outloud - that was funny and I needed a really good laugh, thanks Mr. Brew
Brew01: Ah hon, really hate to do this, but Glenn Miller died ALONG time ago, like on Dec 15 1944..you may want to check your calendar. Let me guess, you bought them as a teenager for your dad, forgot all about them, then just recently found where you put them, and thought they were still good ?????
Old age, aka ...mother natures practical joke
Old age, aka ...mother natures practical joke
Maybe someone else will be there rattling his bones as a new instrument.
I wonder if Lawrence Welk will be the new bubble machine.
Who knows, maybe he'll have Elvis and John Lennon as special guest stars..
anyone know where I can get tickets to that..this I'd love to see
anyone know where I can get tickets to that..this I'd love to see
Brew01: Ah hon, really hate to do this, but Glenn Miller died ALONG time ago, like on Dec 15 1944..you may want to check your calendar. Let me guess, you bought them as a teenager for your dad, forgot all about them, then just recently found where you put them, and thought they were still good ?????
Old age, aka ...mother natures practical joke
Old age, aka ...mother natures practical joke
Ok moderator... get ready to delete this posting.
Now Brew........ kiss my fat
(*________y________*)
kidatheart: Maybe someone else will be there rattling his bones as a new instrument.
I wonder if Lawrence Welk will be the new bubble machine.
I wonder if Lawrence Welk will be the new bubble machine.
I was under the impression LW was your hero Kid.
His style is too old and ummm boring for my tastes. Ana 1 ana 2 ana ... always wondered how painful it was to play an accordian... that might explain the expression on Brew's face....
KHD100: Ok moderator... get ready to delete this posting.
Now Brew........ kiss my fat
(*________y________*)
Now Brew........ kiss my fat
(*________y________*)
You didn't say his orchestra, you said Glenn Miller
ah don't fret non babe, we know, we know
Brew01: Who knows, maybe he'll have Elvis and John Lennon as special guest stars..
anyone know where I can get tickets to that..this I'd love to see
anyone know where I can get tickets to that..this I'd love to see
Kinda think that a) she knows he is dead, just trying to get a few people laughing - and she succeeded OR b)It is a TRIBUTE to Glenn Miller, she just forgot to mention that.
Regardless, it is still really funny.
KHD100: I was under the impression LW was your hero Kid.
His style is too old and ummm boring for my tastes. Ana 1 ana 2 ana ... always wondered how painful it was to play an accordian... that might explain the expression on Brew's face....
His style is too old and ummm boring for my tastes. Ana 1 ana 2 ana ... always wondered how painful it was to play an accordian... that might explain the expression on Brew's face....
I remember watching him on TV when I was little at my aunts house.
Bubbles please!
I'm soooooo glad you didn't say Libarace
eyesthatknowwhy: Kinda think that a) she knows he is dead, just trying to get a few people laughing - and she succeeded OR b)It is a TRIBUTE to Glenn Miller, she just forgot to mention that.
Regardless, it is still really funny.
Regardless, it is still really funny.
Ok we gotta be nice now, afterall, it's not really fair to make fun of the elderly
..ok yes it is..especiall when they forget to take thier meds
Brew01: Ok we gotta be nice now, afterall, it's not really fair to make fun of the elderly
..ok yes it is..especiall when they forget to take thier meds
..ok yes it is..especiall when they forget to take thier meds
you are older than me sh-t head.
KHD100: you are older than me sh-t head.
yea, yea, we know, we know..shhhh you'll wake Glenn up
kidatheart: I remember watching him on TV when I was little at my aunts house.
Bubbles please!
I'm soooooo glad you didn't say Libarace
Bubbles please!
I'm soooooo glad you didn't say Libarace
in her best lispy voice....... and weak limp wrist hand movement....
You could always put some sequence and purple feathers on your oh so manly cowboy hat........ hmmmm boa feathers maybe.....
Liberace would have loved you. LOL
Brew01: yea, yea, we know, we know..shhhh you'll wake Glenn up
Uhhh my father actually thought he would get tickets to the Glenn Miller ORCHESTRA tribute concert........ him having a seniors moment is one thing.......
Ok I forgot.... men have those moments all their life..... and Brew, just this once, we will allow you to have another blank male moment.
You are still a stupid Sh-t!
KHD100: in her best lispy voice....... and weak limp wrist hand movement....
You could always put some sequence and purple feathers on your oh so manly cowboy hat........ hmmmm boa feathers maybe.....Liberace would have loved you. LOL
You could always put some sequence and purple feathers on your oh so manly cowboy hat........ hmmmm boa feathers maybe.....Liberace would have loved you. LOL
Go and get them hon, they're in the medicine cabinet where you left them, and this time, actually take your meds, instead of just trying to read the directions on the label, ok ?
Any ladies want to come over and listen to Herb Alpert & Tijuana Brass with me?
mmmmm...whipped cream and other delights
Yes, I have strange tastes in music.
mmmmm...whipped cream and other delights
Yes, I have strange tastes in music.
Brew01: Go and get them hon, they're in the medicine cabinet where you left them, and this time, actually take your meds, instead of just trying to read the directions on the label, ok ?
If you had looked at the label....... the name of the patient is "Brew" aka Stupid sh-t!
You are supposed to take 2 every 4 hrs.... but because it's you, there is a note that says...... 3 every 2 hrs because of his excessive denials of needing mental health.
Place patient in padded room with straight jacket... and to stop him from screaming take out the duct tape for his mouth.... this usually shuts him up, because the duct tape causes painful mustache removal.
kidatheart: Any ladies want to come over and listen to Herb Alpert & Tijuana Brass with me? mmmmm...whipped cream and other delights Yes, I have strange tastes in music.
Is Herb Alpert still alive?
kidatheart: Any ladies want to come over and listen to Herb Alpert & Tijuana Brass with me? mmmmm...whipped cream and other delights Yes, I have strange tastes in music.
Make it lactose free whipped cream....
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