To all of us beer drinkers, I say this prayer for you (us) (17)

Sep 28, 2008 10:49 PM CST To all of us beer drinkers, I say this prayer for you (us)
Brew01
Brew01Brew01Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan Canada58 Threads 1,613 Posts
Our Lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk),
At home as in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not into incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer,
The bitter and the lager.
Forever and ever,
Barmen.

cheers
drinking
beer
Sep 28, 2008 11:45 PM CST To all of us beer drinkers, I say this prayer for you (us)
KHD100
KHD100KHD100Edmonton, Alberta Canada129 Threads 3 Polls 2,495 Posts
Burp!

wine
Sep 28, 2008 11:56 PM CST To all of us beer drinkers, I say this prayer for you (us)
eyesthatknowwhy
eyesthatknowwhyeyesthatknowwhyWhitehorse, Yukon Territory Canada88 Threads 1,405 Posts
cheers beer bottoms up!wave
Sep 29, 2008 12:16 AM CST To all of us beer drinkers, I say this prayer for you (us)
Brew01
Brew01Brew01Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan Canada58 Threads 1,613 Posts
eyesthatknowwhy: bottoms up!


The drink, the drink, not the dress
laugh
Sep 29, 2008 12:51 AM CST To all of us beer drinkers, I say this prayer for you (us)
KHD100
KHD100KHD100Edmonton, Alberta Canada129 Threads 3 Polls 2,495 Posts
wine

I drink to those who wish me well.

To those that don't,

Go to Hell!

grin
Sep 29, 2008 12:53 AM CST To all of us beer drinkers, I say this prayer for you (us)
Brew01
Brew01Brew01Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan Canada58 Threads 1,613 Posts
KHD100: I drink to those who wish me well.

To those that don't,

Go to Hell!


Here's to you, and here's to me...
with the hopes we never disagree...
but if some day we ever do, then....
here's to me, and to hell with you.

cheers
beer
Sep 29, 2008 3:08 PM CST To all of us beer drinkers, I say this prayer for you (us)
tunzrok
tunzroktunzroklondon, Ontario Canada900 Posts
Brew01: Here's to you, and here's to me...
with the hopes we never disagree...
but if some day we ever do, then....
here's to me, and to hell with you.


laugh wine cheers
Sep 30, 2008 6:48 AM CST To all of us beer drinkers, I say this prayer for you (us)
KHD100
KHD100KHD100Edmonton, Alberta Canada129 Threads 3 Polls 2,495 Posts
Cowboy boots

An elderly couple, Margaret and Brew, moved to Texas . Brew always
wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he
bought them and wore them home.



Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife,
'Notice anything different about me?'

Margaret looked him over. 'Nope.'

Frustrated, Brew stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked
back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. Again he
asked Margaret, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything different NOW?'

Margaret looked up and exclaimed, Brew, what's different? It's hanging
down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down
again tomorrow!'

Furious, Brew yelled, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?'

'Nope', she replied.

'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!'

Without changing her expression, Margaret replied, 'Shoulda bought a hat, Brew. Shoulda bought a hat.'








Good mornin.....Sorry Brew, could not resist!


innocent
Sep 30, 2008 11:05 AM CST To all of us beer drinkers, I say this prayer for you (us)
jpunk
jpunkjpunkEdinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK43 Threads 7 Polls 1,897 Posts
Brew01: Our Lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk),
At home as in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not into incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer,
The bitter and the lager.
Forever and ever,
Barmen.


ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!!!!thumbs up

Brew, you're a star!!! I'm gonna learn this off by heart!!!grin


Respect dude!!handshake cheers
Sep 30, 2008 2:13 PM CST To all of us beer drinkers, I say this prayer for you (us)
Ecoprincess
EcoprincessEcoprincessSligo/New Zealand, Sligo Ireland48 Threads 1 Polls 1,278 Posts
KHD100: Cowboy boots

An elderly couple, Margaret and Brew, moved to Texas . Brew always
wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he
bought them and wore them home.
Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife,
'Notice anything different about me?'

Margaret looked him over. 'Nope.'

Frustrated, Brew stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked
back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. Again he
asked Margaret, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything different NOW?'

Margaret looked up and exclaimed, Brew, what's different? It's hanging
down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down
again tomorrow!'

Furious, Brew yelled, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?'

'Nope', she replied.

'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!'

Without changing her expression, Margaret replied, 'Shoulda bought a hat, Brew. Shoulda bought a hat.' Good mornin.....Sorry Brew, could not resist!



thumbs up could not of said it better myself rolling on the floor laughing wink cheers
Sep 30, 2008 9:09 PM CST To all of us beer drinkers, I say this prayer for you (us)
Brew01
Brew01Brew01Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan Canada58 Threads 1,613 Posts
jpunk: ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!!!!

Brew, you're a star!!! I'm gonna learn this off by heart!!! Respect dude!!


Thank you sir

(who says drinking can't be a religious experience)

cheers
Cheers dude
Sep 30, 2008 9:12 PM CST To all of us beer drinkers, I say this prayer for you (us)
Brew01
Brew01Brew01Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan Canada58 Threads 1,613 Posts
KHD100: Cowboy boots

An elderly couple, Margaret and Brew, moved to Texas . Brew always
wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he
bought them and wore them home.
Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife,
'Notice anything different about me?'

Margaret looked him over. 'Nope.'

Frustrated, Brew stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked
back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. Again he
asked Margaret, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything different NOW?'

Margaret looked up and exclaimed, Brew, what's different? It's hanging
down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down
again tomorrow!'

Furious, Brew yelled, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?'

'Nope', she replied.

'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!'

Without changing her expression, Margaret replied, 'Shoulda bought a hat, Brew. Shoulda bought a hat.' Good mornin.....Sorry Brew, could not resist!


I love a good joke, and ah..thanks (I guess) for including me in on this little tidbit

hug
Sep 30, 2008 10:04 PM CST To all of us beer drinkers, I say this prayer for you (us)
KHD100
KHD100KHD100Edmonton, Alberta Canada129 Threads 3 Polls 2,495 Posts
I love a good joke, and ah..thanks (I guess) for including me in on this little tidbit[/quote]


Awwww I'm so sorry Brew....... maybe that is why it looks down at the cowboy boots all the time. grin
Sep 30, 2008 10:06 PM CST To all of us beer drinkers, I say this prayer for you (us)
KHD100
KHD100KHD100Edmonton, Alberta Canada129 Threads 3 Polls 2,495 Posts
Jim and Brew were a couple of Newfie drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in Gander, NL. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Jim said, 'Man, I wish we had something to drink!' Brew says, 'Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?'

So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and get completely smashed. The next morning Jim wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! Then the phone rings....its Brew.

Brew says, 'Hey, how do you feel this morning?' Jim says, 'I feel great. How about you?' Brew says, 'I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?'Jim says, 'No that jet fuel is great stuff - no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often.'Brew says, 'Yeah, well there's just one thing...''What's that?''Have you farted yet?'' No.....''Well, DON'T, 'cause
I'm in TORONTO!!!'
Sep 30, 2008 11:05 PM CST To all of us beer drinkers, I say this prayer for you (us)
Brew01
Brew01Brew01Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan Canada58 Threads 1,613 Posts
KHD100: Jim and Brew were a couple of Newfie drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in Gander, NL. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Jim said, 'Man, I wish we had something to drink!' Brew says, 'Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?'

So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and get completely smashed. The next morning Jim wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! Then the phone rings....its Brew.

Brew says, 'Hey, how do you feel this morning?' Jim says, 'I feel great. How about you?' Brew says, 'I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?'Jim says, 'No that jet fuel is great stuff - no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often.'Brew says, 'Yeah, well there's just one thing...''What's that?''Have you farted yet?'' No.....''Well, DON'T, 'cause
I'm in TORONTO!!!'


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Good one kid
Sep 30, 2008 11:16 PM CST To all of us beer drinkers, I say this prayer for you (us)
Loner1960
Loner1960Loner1960St. Alphonse, Manitoba Canada15 Threads 402 Posts
KHD100: Jim and Brew were a couple of Newfie drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in Gander, NL. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Jim said, 'Man, I wish we had something to drink!' Brew says, 'Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?'

So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and get completely smashed. The next morning Jim wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! Then the phone rings....its Brew.

Brew says, 'Hey, how do you feel this morning?' Jim says, 'I feel great. How about you?' Brew says, 'I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?'Jim says, 'No that jet fuel is great stuff - no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often.'Brew says, 'Yeah, well there's just one thing...''What's that?''Have you farted yet?'' No.....''Well, DON'T, 'cause
I'm in TORONTO!!!'


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Can just see the picture, when he farts towards the camp fire.
Oct 1, 2008 7:37 PM CST To all of us beer drinkers, I say this prayer for you (us)
gemery
gemerygemeryWilliams Lake, British Columbia Canada5 Threads 509 Posts
Brew01: Our Lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk),
At home as in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not into incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer,
The bitter and the lager.
Forever and ever,
Barmen.


Here's to the horses that pull the Budweiser,
Here's to the ribbon around blue ribbon can.
Here's to the ladies that pour golden rivers,
That fill up the glass of a beer drinking man. ( and women too.)

beer We need a Canadian version of this song. Cheers!

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