AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES (That Really Work!) (7)

Dec 6, 2008 12:59 PM CST AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES (That Really Work!)
Brew01
Brew01Brew01Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan Canada58 Threads 1,613 Posts
1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU SLICE.

2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.

3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT
DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE
AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL
PROBLEM.

DAILY THOUGHT:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR
ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED
DOWN THE STAIRS

laugh
Dec 6, 2008 1:13 PM CST AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES (That Really Work!)
windrider91
windrider91windrider91Durham, Ontario Canada140 Threads 528 Posts
Brew01: 1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU SLICE.

2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.

3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT
DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE
AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL
PROBLEM.



Carpenters pledge. If all else fails paint it

DAILY THOUGHT:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR
ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED
DOWN THE STAIRS
doh
Dec 6, 2008 3:45 PM CST AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES (That Really Work!)
eyesthatknowwhy
eyesthatknowwhyeyesthatknowwhyWhitehorse, Yukon Territory Canada88 Threads 1,405 Posts
Brew01:
6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT
DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE
AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

DAILY THOUGHT:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR
ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED
DOWN THE STAIRS


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Very funny Brew. My youngest boy was such of fan of Red Green, started calling him Blue Green; give him duct tape and cardboard and the possibilities were endless laugh I am still required to keep a steady supply of duct tape coming into the house, and he discovered wd-40 when he turned 13 laugh

May I add to your daily thought?

In the spirit of duct tape - "Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side & a dark side, and it holds the universe together"

And a personal favorite -
"Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield"
wave angel
Dec 6, 2008 5:55 PM CST AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES (That Really Work!)
Brew01
Brew01Brew01Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan Canada58 Threads 1,613 Posts
eyesthatknowwhy: Very funny Brew. My youngest boy was such of fan of Red Green, started calling him Blue Green; give him duct tape and cardboard and the possibilities were endless I am still required to keep a steady supply of duct tape coming into the house, and he discovered wd-40 when he turned 13

May I add to your daily thought?

In the spirit of duct tape - "Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side & a dark side, and it holds the universe together"

And a personal favorite -
"Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield"


I started using duct tape the day I realized, no matter how hard you try, you just can't use a stapler to staple jello to a tree... here come da tape
peace
Dec 6, 2008 6:14 PM CST AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES (That Really Work!)
eyesthatknowwhy
eyesthatknowwhyeyesthatknowwhyWhitehorse, Yukon Territory Canada88 Threads 1,405 Posts
Brew01: I started using duct tape the day I realized, no matter how hard you try, you just can't use a stapler to staple jello to a tree... here come da tape


laugh Was that last week? innocent comfort
Dec 6, 2008 7:03 PM CST AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES (That Really Work!)
Brew01
Brew01Brew01Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan Canada58 Threads 1,613 Posts
eyesthatknowwhy: Was that last week?


Hey ya go with what works, right ? dunno
Dec 14, 2008 2:04 AM CST AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES (That Really Work!)
mickeyscouse
mickeyscousemickeyscouseLondon, Greater London, England UK27 Threads 1 Polls 2,065 Posts
2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.

i find it easier to just remove the seat

boxing
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