and they talk about women drivers! (31)
eyesthatknowwhy: Maybe my sense of humour is way warped, but I find the following very amusing:
2 nuclear (armed) submarines were taking a trip in the big ole Atlantic Ocean, one on behalf of Britain and the other from France. Guess what? They crashed!And....both captains are men. Hmmm...just gives me a warm fuzzy feeling....
2 nuclear (armed) submarines were taking a trip in the big ole Atlantic Ocean, one on behalf of Britain and the other from France. Guess what? They crashed!And....both captains are men. Hmmm...just gives me a warm fuzzy feeling....
Wonder if they were busy reading maps at the time
prairiewoman: Wonder if they were busy reading maps at the time
And...talking on their cell phones and clipping nose hairs! 
eyesthatknowwhy: And...talking on their cell phones and clipping nose hairs!
oh, wait - maybe they were getting directions from somebody
Ouch....
They were male captains because as far as I know, submarines dont have a rear view mirror.....for applying lipstick.....so no women volunteered.... 
They were male captains because as far as I know, submarines dont have a rear view mirror.....for applying lipstick.....so no women volunteered....
In response to: Maybe my sense of humour is way warped, but I find the following very amusing:
2 nuclear (armed) submarines were taking a trip in the big ole Atlantic Ocean, one on behalf of Britain and the other from France. Guess what? They crashed!And....both captains are men. Hmmm...just gives me a warm fuzzy feeling....
2 nuclear (armed) submarines were taking a trip in the big ole Atlantic Ocean, one on behalf of Britain and the other from France. Guess what? They crashed!And....both captains are men. Hmmm...just gives me a warm fuzzy feeling....
okay...
but there are some men who wear lipstick too, you know
lovaboy: Ouch....
They were male captains because as far as I know, submarines dont have a rear view mirror.....for applying lipstick.....so no women volunteered....
They were male captains because as far as I know, submarines dont have a rear view mirror.....for applying lipstick.....so no women volunteered....
I meant to quote this one - sorry, I got click happy
prairiewoman: okay...but there are some men who wear lipstick too, you know
I wouldnt know about that..chapstick`s about as far as Ill go...and I dont need a mirror to apply...
prairiewoman: oh, wait - maybe they were getting directions from somebody
Yep, the two of few men that would actually ask for directions! 
I said it before, and I'll say it again....
Driving this morning on the QEW, I looked over to my right and
there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 120 kph with her face
up close to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was
halfway over in my lane still working on that makeup!
It scared me (and this coming from a guy....) so much that I dropped my
electric shaver, which knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten up the car using my knees
against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell from my ear, which fell
into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and burn BIG JIM AND THE TWINS,
causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth,ruined my shirt and
DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL.
Damn Women Drivers!!!!! !
and they wonder why men won't allow women to operate a sub...
Driving this morning on the QEW, I looked over to my right and
there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 120 kph with her face
up close to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was
halfway over in my lane still working on that makeup!
It scared me (and this coming from a guy....) so much that I dropped my
electric shaver, which knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten up the car using my knees
against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell from my ear, which fell
into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and burn BIG JIM AND THE TWINS,
causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth,ruined my shirt and
DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL.
Damn Women Drivers!!!!! !
and they wonder why men won't allow women to operate a sub...
eyesthatknowwhy: Yep, the two of few men that would actually ask for directions!
Well, my dear, if you have a warped sense of humor - then apparently so do I!
Let's see: both subs had radar to detect other subs. Apparently the radars were working.Also both subs are built or have something, so their subs cannot be seen by another subs radar.
You would think that they would have windows or visual cameras to see what is in front of the subs.
Maybe they were playing hide and seek.lovaboy: I wouldnt know about that..chapstick`s about as far as Ill go...and I dont need a mirror to apply...
Well the only time I've used that mirror on the visor was when leaving the dentist's office and my lips were very dry and also still frozen - so I was trying to put on some lip gloss. Trust me, I needed the mirror!
Brew01: I said it before, and I'll say it again....
Driving this morning on the QEW, I looked over to my right and
there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 120 kph with her face
up close to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was
halfway over in my lane still working on that makeup!
It scared me (and this coming from a guy....) so much that I dropped my
electric shaver, which knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten up the car using my knees
against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell from my ear, which fell
into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and burn BIG JIM AND THE TWINS,
causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth,ruined my shirt and
DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL.
Damn Women Drivers!!!!! ! and they wonder why men won't allow women to operate a sub...
Driving this morning on the QEW, I looked over to my right and
there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 120 kph with her face
up close to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was
halfway over in my lane still working on that makeup!
It scared me (and this coming from a guy....) so much that I dropped my
electric shaver, which knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten up the car using my knees
against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell from my ear, which fell
into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and burn BIG JIM AND THE TWINS,
causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth,ruined my shirt and
DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL.
Damn Women Drivers!!!!! ! and they wonder why men won't allow women to operate a sub...
kidatheart: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygtBxhFc24A
Just a good thing that one wasn't driving a semi and trying to park it!
kidatheart: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygtBxhFc24A
Thats just class mate....how you doin by the way bud?? 
eyesthatknowwhy: Maybe my sense of humour is way warped, but I find the following very amusing:
2 nuclear (armed) submarines were taking a trip in the big ole Atlantic Ocean, one on behalf of Britain and the other from France. Guess what? They crashed!And....both captains are men. Hmmm...just gives me a warm fuzzy feeling....
2 nuclear (armed) submarines were taking a trip in the big ole Atlantic Ocean, one on behalf of Britain and the other from France. Guess what? They crashed!And....both captains are men. Hmmm...just gives me a warm fuzzy feeling....
Naw...you guys got it all wrong. It was intentional. They were playing war games and stuff and just got a little enthusiastic about it. Decided that instead of firing torpedoes, they would just ram each other...
...sort of a realism factor you know. Guys do that sort of thing.
geo
Well if thats all there is for a topic who is a better driver (men or women) it sucks as far as I figure both are bad drivers, I havent been in a car or truck yet with both female and male drivers where at some point I have had to use the death grip I was scared so bad. So please pick a better subject some thing cheery would be nice. Have a great day. Cheers
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Maybe my sense of humour is way warped, but I find the following very amusing:
2 nuclear (armed) submarines were taking a trip in the big ole Atlantic Ocean, one on behalf of Britain and the other from France. Guess what? They crashed!And....both captains are men. Hmmm...just gives me a warm fuzzy feeling....