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eumundibabesunshine coast, Queensland Australia30 Threads 486 PostsWHY DO PSYCHICS HAVE TO ASK YOU WHAT UR NAME IS?
HOW CAN?
A CEMETRY RAISE ITS BURIAL COSTS AND
BLAIM IT ON
THE PRICE OF LIVING
A CEMETRY RAISE ITS BURIAL COSTS AND
BLAIM IT ON
THE PRICE OF LIVING
IF NOTHING STICKS TO TEFLON.........................................HOW DOES TEFLON STICK TO THE PAN?
Good question, and it doesn't very well that's why i dont use them; you end up eating most of it.
Obscuritan: Good question, and it doesn't very well that's why i dont use them; you end up eating most of it.
Thats stuff has been banned I thinkepirb: Thats stuff has been banned I think
Not here; plenty of Teflon pans available.
Is the glass half full or half empty? Neither, the engineer sees a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be.
IF LOVE ISBLIND?
IS
LINGERIE....................................
CONSIDERED
BRAILLE?
eumundibabe: IF LOVE ISBLIND? IS
LINGERIE....................................CONSIDERED
BRAILLE?
Where do you find these?LINGERIE....................................CONSIDERED
BRAILLE?
eumundibabe: IF LOVE ISBLIND? IS
LINGERIE....................................CONSIDERED
BRAILLE?
LINGERIE....................................CONSIDERED
BRAILLE?
no only the lumps in itHOW COME?
WRONG NUMBERS ARE NEVER
BUSY?
WRONG NUMBERS ARE NEVER
BUSY?
Which one went to the shop for more butter?
DID YOU KNOW?THAT DOLPHINS ARE SO SMART..................
THAT WITHIN A FEW WEEKS IN CAPTIVITY
THEY CAN TRAIN PEOPLE TO STAND
ON THE EDGE OF A POOL AND
THROW THEM FISH
eumundibabe: DID YOU KNOW?
THAT DOLPHINS ARE SO SMART..................
THAT WITHIN A FEW WEEKS IN CAPTIVITY
THEY CAN TRAIN PEOPLE TO STAND
ON THE EDGE OF A POOL AND
THROW THEM FISH
THAT DOLPHINS ARE SO SMART..................
THAT WITHIN A FEW WEEKS IN CAPTIVITY
THEY CAN TRAIN PEOPLE TO STAND
ON THE EDGE OF A POOL AND
THROW THEM FISH
HOW COME?
IT ONLY TAKES....ONE MATCH TO START A FOREST FIRE.......BUT
IT TAKES A WHOLE BOX
TO START A CAMP FIRE?????????????????
A
LOTTERY
IS A TAX
ON PEOPLE WHO ARE
BAD AT
MATHS
LOTTERY
IS A TAX
ON PEOPLE WHO ARE
BAD AT
MATHS
THE
SEVERITY
OF THE ITCH IS INVERSELY
PROPORTIONED
TO
THE ABILITY
TO REACH IT
SEVERITY
OF THE ITCH IS INVERSELY
PROPORTIONED
TO
THE ABILITY
TO REACH IT
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